[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:17 pm

My snot has changed colors 3 times since I have been awake this morning. Just thought I'd share that with everyone.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:18 pm

I will save the samples for when the CDC has to come and quarantine me.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:21 pm

This is my extinction event.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:23 pm

It's no surprise that I caught something being in a convention center packed to the brim with 2,200+ mouth-breathing scrumpers. Patient scrumper had to have been among them....

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:24 pm

That's enough melodrama for one morning. I'm going to take a near-lethal dose of the Quil and watch the new Flash epsiode....

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:27 pm

Quit your whining Nancy.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:43 pm

I'm feverish and prone to rambling. Deal with it, hoss.

windstrider · Postby **windstrider** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:53 pm

Don't die on us Khaos. We'd miss your insane ramblings too much.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:55 pm

I promise that I will never die. (Much to the chagrin of some)

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:57 pm

Khaos is too weird to live, too rare to die.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:35 pm

I'm in bat country.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:00 pm

Hotlink edit

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:17 pm

Tom Ross pricked you with something Khaos. You're gonna wake up some time this week with him on top of you.

rcwraspy · Postby **rcwraspy** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:14 am

just tip him in red commons and all will be well

Christen · Postby **Christen** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:36 am

by red commons, you mean Lightning Bolts?

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:30 am

Who wouldn't want to wake up to this face.

RedNihilist · Postby **RedNihilist** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:50 am

*raises hand*

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:01 am

I want him inside me and impregnate me with his sligh knowledge.

magicdownunder · Postby **magicdownunder** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:04 am

@Ham or any other math wizards: If I want to produce WW by turn 5 consistently, how much white lands will I need?

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:36 am

How do you define "consistently?"

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:37 am

Actually, just read this: viewtopic.php?t=845&p=53032#p53032

BlakLanner · Postby **BlakLanner** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:33 pm

@Ham or any other math wizards: If I want to produce WW by turn 5 consistently, how much white lands will I need?

16 for a 90% chance. This is my bible for such questions:
http://www.channelfireball.com/articles ... ur-spells/

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:30 pm

Yeah, dude, that happened a long time ago.

Redthirst went all "I have a job" and Zem was all "I'm above you."

We're left with you, Spam, and gimmicks.

Christen · Postby **Christen** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:44 pm

True to the topic, I went X-2 earlier at FNM Standard. I also drafted and got X-1 and got Bloodstained Mire and a foil Wooded Foothills.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:41 pm

It's jarring to see someone play there Korean foil polluted delta in there mono-black agro deck, but other than that, not a big deal.

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:47 pm

LP, can you check out the list I posted in the Slaughterhouse 5 thread? Just want some honest opinions.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:27 pm

I've seen like, three or four games, but so far, the play in this pro tour has been particularly excellent.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:38 pm

Random aside: Do people judge you if you play Onslaught fetches over Khans fetches? : Going to my first Standard event this weekend and I have exactly 0 Khans fetches.

Is it russian, no, then you're a fucking scrub

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:44 am

Yeah, dude, that happened a long time ago.

Redthirst went all "I have a job" and Zem was all "I'm above you."

We're left with you, Spam, and gimmicks.

this makes me sad.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:49 am

Random aside: Do people judge you if you play Onslaught fetches over Khans fetches? : Going to my first Standard event this weekend and I have exactly 0 Khans fetches.

wtf sort of question is this

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:01 am

Why do you value their opinion?

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:15 am

That makes more sense. They'll whine anyway, might as well make them do it on your terms!

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:56 am

Why do you value their opinion?

I value other people's opinion because I'm always looking for opportunities to piss off people I dislike

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:38 am

Only noobs dislike it. It shows the world you're an oldfag.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:08 am

OG fetches look really great IMHO, I like the old art. With Shocks I'm divided; I mostly prefer the older ones but I really like the new Steam Vents.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:09 am

Yeah, dude, that happened a long time ago.

Redthirst went all "I have a job" and Zem was all "I'm above you."

We're left with you, Spam, and gimmicks.
this makes me sad.

Yeah, it's a real wonder why I don't post here much.

Jack · Postby **Jack** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:50 am

I like pretty much all of the new shockland arts better (aside from Watery Grave). Alexander's art has a bit more detail, but the intricacies disappear when looking at it from across the table, and you're left with something that looks more like basic land art and doesn't really have a distinct subject/focus. The new arts (especially Overgrown Tomb, Blood Crypt and Stomping Ground) do a much better job with making all the details large enough that they're noticeable from a distance.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:46 am

Neckbeards at tournaments always judged me for having Ravnica shocks.

Original Ravnica Shocks?

The quality of neckbeard at the place you play at is quite low and detestable.

Jamie · Postby **Jamie** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:53 am

I've been playing the esper control shell everyone's been using and its still not very good. Lots of people are hopping on ashcloud phoenix which makes it even worse since you have to waste banishing lights on it.
I wish there was a card that did 2 damage to a creature and exiled it instead of killing it

Dies to Removal

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