[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[zemanjaski]

[zemanjaski]

Should have fading, for when the liquor sets in.

[Khaospawn]

Liquor only makes me stronger.


Or maybe the fading happens when I *gasp* run out.

[Khaospawn]

Done.

Fading of 3 seems fair.

[Khaospawn]

Or Fading 2 because it reminds me of Keldon Marauders.

[Jack]

On the MTG embodiment of thirst's crank:

I imagine that it's something like the bastard son of Marit Lage and Armada Wurm.

[Kazekirimaru]

Redthirst's Member - RRRRRRRR
Legendary Creature - Wurm Ninja
Protection from All Colors, Haste, Trample

When Redthirst's Member enters the battlefield, if your opponent has an open orifice, you win the game.

10/10

Impossible.

redthirst never uses protection.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'm unimaginative. Someone make a card of me instead.

[zemanjaski]

Mon's Goblin Raiders is already a card.

[Yarpus]

Yarpus, the Mad Scholar
Creature - Human
Haste
(tap): Discard a card, then draw a card.
2/1

[Khaospawn]

Mon's Goblin Raiders is already a card.

[TubeHunter]

Tubehunter, Corruption Slayer
Legendary Angel Warrior
RW(R/W)
Flying, Haste

Black creatures cannot attack unless their controller pays 2 for each attacking creature.
3/3

[zemanjaski]

Yarpus, Beuno.
Tube, shame.

[DerWille]

I'm unimaginative. Someone make a card of me instead.

Kazekirimaru
Legendary Creature - Goblin Advisor
2/2
[mana]1R[/mana]

Haste
Tap: Target creature must attack this turn if able

[TubeHunter]

Yarpus, Beuno.
Tube, shame.

make me a better one then

[zemanjaski]

I dont want to offend you.

[TubeHunter]

im not that thin skinned

[TubeHunter]

take your best shot

[DroppinSuga]

I just spend almost 3 hours working on that first part of the EDH primer. Wow.

[TubeHunter]

DroppinKnowlege

[Yarpus]

TubeTopther 0
Creature - Angel
Flying
0/2

Well dude, you're at least Legacy-playable now.

And I'd also do this card.

Fires of Salvation XRR
Sorcery

Fires of Salvation deals twice the X damage to target creaure or player.

Deserves Mythic Rare spot yo.

[DerWille]

If he has 0 power, doesn't that mean he can't stop the corruption plaguing these boards?

[hamfactorial]

Yarpus, Beuno.
Tube, shame.

make me a better one then

TubeHunter, the Untouchable - 4/1 Legendary Human Soldier - [mana]2RR[/mana]

If you control a creature named Father of Tubes, prevent all damage that would be dealt to TubeHunter.

Do you know who my father is?

[TubeHunter]

[DroppinSuga]

My card needs to have protection from Soldiers then.

[Yarpus]

And of course there is no Father of Tubes card.

[TubeHunter]

The laughs, they are many tonight

[Yarpus]

Yarpus, the Mad Scholar
Creature - Human
Haste
(tap): Discard a card at random, then draw a card.
2/1

I changed the card a bit to make it less broken (hey, compare it to fucking Mad Prophet) and to make it my tribute to Tibalt.

[Valdarith]

I dropped my last two matches. One match involved a topdeck Nimbus Naiad for the win when I had lethal next turn and had already cast Artisan's Sorrow on another Nimbus Naiad two turns earlier. Second game he did it again for the win! Last match I was against a deck with two Baleful Eidolon, two Keepsake Gorgon, Prognostic Sphinx, Disciple of Phenax, Gray Merchant of Asphodel...yeah I lost.

I didnt drop games due to misplays. I felt I played very strong and overall am happy with my performance. It was a good experience.

[TubeHunter]

My card needs to have protection from Soldiers then.

Trying to corrupt the system eh?

I've told you not to cross me.

[DroppinSuga]

I will tear your other ACL, son.

[hamfactorial]

Yarpus, why did you make your card awful? I think this is more like you.

Yarpus the Mad - 2/1 Legendary Elf Wizard - [mana]RR[/mana]

: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, you may put a hate counter on Yarpus. Then each opponent discards a card at random for each hate counter on Yarpus.

[TubeHunter]

I will tear your other ACL, son.

I'd like to see you try.

[rcwraspy]

RCWRaspy - R
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Haste
When RCWRaspy enters the battlefield, add R to your mana pool.
2/1

[Self Medicated]

Should have fading, for when the liquor sets in.

I'm there right now. Now on to the "Girl Scout Cookies". That is an actual name for a strain of super powerful weed. If Alex were around, I'd tell him it's "Hella" good.

[NerdBoyWonder]

Nerdboywonder - RR
Legendary Creature - Goblin Artist
Haste
When Nerdboywonder enters the battlefield create a token of target non-land permanent. Sacrifice the token at the end of turn. Return Nerdboywonder to your hand at the end of turn.
2/1

[Alex]

I just spend almost 3 hours working on that first part of the EDH primer. Wow.

If the grammar here is any indication, I'm going to spend a lot longer than that editing it once you're done.

[Valdarith]

Valdarith, Leader of the Battalion
RRW
Flash, haste

When Valdarith enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

2/3

[Helios]

Ooh ooh I want a card!

[DroppinSuga]