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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:34 am

:rolleyes:
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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:35 am

Should have fading, for when the liquor sets in.
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:38 am

Liquor only makes me stronger.


Or maybe the fading happens when I *gasp* run out.
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:39 am

Done.

Fading of 3 seems fair.
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:40 am

Or Fading 2 because it reminds me of Keldon Marauders.
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Postby Jack » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:42 am

On the MTG embodiment of thirst's crank:
I imagine that it's something like the bastard son of Marit Lage and Armada Wurm.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:59 am

Redthirst's Member - RRRRRRRR
Legendary Creature - Wurm Ninja
Protection from All Colors, Haste, Trample

When Redthirst's Member enters the battlefield, if your opponent has an open orifice, you win the game.

10/10
Impossible.

redthirst never uses protection.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:00 am

I'm unimaginative. Someone make a card of me instead.
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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:03 am

Mon's Goblin Raiders is already a card.
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Postby Yarpus » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:06 am

Yarpus, the Mad Scholar :symr: :symr:
Creature - Human
Haste
(tap): Discard a card, then draw a card.
2/1
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:09 am

Mon's Goblin Raiders is already a card.
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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:10 am

Tubehunter, Corruption Slayer
Legendary Angel Warrior
RW(R/W)
Flying, Haste

Black creatures cannot attack unless their controller pays 2 for each attacking creature.
3/3
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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:19 am

Yarpus, Beuno.
Tube, shame.
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Postby DerWille » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:21 am

I'm unimaginative. Someone make a card of me instead.
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Legendary Creature - Goblin Advisor
2/2
[mana]1R[/mana]

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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:21 am

Yarpus, Beuno.
Tube, shame.
make me a better one then :stubborn:
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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:23 am

I dont want to offend you.
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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:23 am

im not that thin skinned
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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:23 am

take your best shot
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:27 am

I just spend almost 3 hours working on that first part of the EDH primer. Wow.
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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:29 am

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Postby Yarpus » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:29 am

TubeTopther 0
Creature - Angel
Flying
0/2

Well dude, you're at least Legacy-playable now.

And I'd also do this card.

Fires of Salvation XRR
Sorcery

Fires of Salvation deals twice the X damage to target creaure or player.

Deserves Mythic Rare spot yo.
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Postby DerWille » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:30 am

If he has 0 power, doesn't that mean he can't stop the corruption plaguing these boards?

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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:32 am

Yarpus, Beuno.
Tube, shame.
make me a better one then :stubborn:
TubeHunter, the Untouchable - 4/1 Legendary Human Soldier - [mana]2RR[/mana]

If you control a creature named Father of Tubes, prevent all damage that would be dealt to TubeHunter.

Do you know who my father is?

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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:35 am

:yes:
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:37 am

My card needs to have protection from Soldiers then.
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Postby Yarpus » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:37 am

And of course there is no Father of Tubes card.
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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:38 am

The laughs, they are many tonight
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Postby Yarpus » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:40 am

Yarpus, the Mad Scholar :symr: :symr:
Creature - Human
Haste
(tap): Discard a card at random, then draw a card.
2/1
I changed the card a bit to make it less broken (hey, compare it to fucking Mad Prophet) and to make it my tribute to Tibalt.
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Postby Valdarith » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:42 am

I dropped my last two matches. One match involved a topdeck Nimbus Naiad for the win when I had lethal next turn and had already cast Artisan's Sorrow on another Nimbus Naiad two turns earlier. Second game he did it again for the win! Last match I was against a deck with two Baleful Eidolon, two Keepsake Gorgon, Prognostic Sphinx, Disciple of Phenax, Gray Merchant of Asphodel...yeah I lost.

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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:43 am

My card needs to have protection from Soldiers then.

Trying to corrupt the system eh?

I've told you not to cross me.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:45 am

I will tear your other ACL, son.
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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:47 am

Yarpus, why did you make your card awful? I think this is more like you.

Yarpus the Mad - 2/1 Legendary Elf Wizard - [mana]RR[/mana]

:symtap:: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, you may put a hate counter on Yarpus. Then each opponent discards a card at random for each hate counter on Yarpus.

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Postby TubeHunter » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:49 am

I will tear your other ACL, son.

I'd like to see you try.
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Postby rcwraspy » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:56 am

RCWRaspy - R
Creature - Goblin Shaman
Haste
When RCWRaspy enters the battlefield, add R to your mana pool.
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Postby Self Medicated » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:59 am

Should have fading, for when the liquor sets in.
I'm there right now. Now on to the "Girl Scout Cookies". That is an actual name for a strain of super powerful weed. If Alex were around, I'd tell him it's "Hella" good. ;-)
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Postby NerdBoyWonder » Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:04 am

Nerdboywonder - RR
Legendary Creature - Goblin Artist
Haste
When Nerdboywonder enters the battlefield create a token of target non-land permanent. Sacrifice the token at the end of turn. Return Nerdboywonder to your hand at the end of turn.
2/1
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Postby Alex » Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:05 am

I just spend almost 3 hours working on that first part of the EDH primer. Wow.
If the grammar here is any indication, I'm going to spend a lot longer than that editing it once you're done. :(

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Postby Valdarith » Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:06 am

Valdarith, Leader of the Battalion
RRW
Flash, haste

When Valdarith enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

2/3
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Postby Helios » Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:07 am

Ooh ooh I want a card!

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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:10 am

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