Dies to Removal

hamfactorial

Man, I feel like I've been playing in the minors compared to the crazy you guys have dealt with.

hamfactorial

If anyone has a ginger they're looking to trade in, let me know. I have about a decade of redhead training under my belt and would love to tune a few back up to racing form.

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All that weirdness is just how she gets herself wet. Don't worry about it if you're just looking to bang. Doesn't sound like stable girlfriend potential though.

I'm personally a little bit bi, but only for redthirst.

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What went down, LK?

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Day 60 mofos! I'm about to make some tasty French press coffee, courtesy of Jerry. All is right and good with the world.

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Brag brag brag?

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In fairness to Kaze and anyone who might feel like him, the more senior members (me especially) haven't been doing a lot of streaming lately, so there's not a lot to learn from. I feel a bit remiss in my duties, I really should be keeping better track of standard. I got very distracted by my breakup...

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Kaze, please don't do that. Men don't feel sorry for themselves, they find what they're doing wrong and fix it. It happens much more quickly when that man has other skilled men to spend time with and learn from. I was going to make a "Well, just man up and take it on the chin" post, but I...

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Kaze, please don't do that. Men don't feel sorry for themselves, they find what they're doing wrong and fix it. It happens much more quickly when that man has other skilled men to spend time with and learn from.

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If you're a good player, you can assemble a good deck and win back enough store credit to pay for the deck. Assuming you can play often enough.

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I think the community is just waiting for us to fill up the games theory area with content.

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Day 59 redbros. How's everyone else doing with their personal goals? Fitness, magic, career, etc.

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I giggle each time I see diestoremoval.com in my browser bar. It's so snarky, therefore right up my alley.

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The Izzet Staticaster deck just got a new best friend. I fear for all creatures with toughness <= 2.

hamfactorial

Great work, Self! A treat now and then isn't going to mess you up, just don't make fried fish and chips a normal thing.

Day 58 here, woo!

I had a lovely lady over last night and we polished off a tasty bottle of pinot noir. They can't resist all my free testosterone. Yeah, that's it...

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Any time a spell resolves, a player would receive priority or a new phase is entered, the game checks for State-Based Actions. One of the checks is for a creature with damage marked on it equal to its toughness. If it finds any, that creature dies and is placed in the graveyard. At the cleanup step,...

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For me, redheads > brunettes > raven hair (black) > blonde

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Just don't use any tongue in front of her folks.

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Nice

it pleases the ham to see you making an honest woman out of wolf girl.

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You can set the game you're streaming in your twitch dashboard.

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I'd like to publically thank Jerry (photodyer) for contributing to the "make ham a coffee drinker" project. He offered to mail me a spare French press, but then surprised me by going the extra mile and including a bean grinder, a sample of some local favorites, and a handwritten note. http...

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May your land drops always be on time.

hamfactorial

I suffer from a hummingbird-like tendency to adopt too many hobbies and jump between a small set of them constantly. It means that I know an awful lot about an awful lot, but I frequently have to spend a few weeks getting back into the groove of an old hobby (playing guitar for example) before I fee...

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Of course it does. Redthirst made two threads specifically for them!

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Bravo

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No fair, you brought the long sword...

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Yeah, for the last year, management has been thinning the ranks on Fridays.

I'm fairly safe because I'm a mid-level grunt. It would cost more to fire me and train my replacement for 2 years. Still, I hate the feeling of the sword hanging over my head.

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Sup dudes! It's Friday, which means everyone at the office is scared about who will get laid off next. Delightful

Day 55 of the challenge, almost to 60 like a gorram boss.

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As soon as your coffee supplies arrive, I'll be amped up and acting all kinds of strange.

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He's playing blue? Get him!

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Keep it thirsty, my friend.

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Mind blown!

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@hamfactorial: congrats on talking to yourself in 1st and 2nd person simultaneously!

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So, normal day for us?

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I suspect it would be the other way around. After the Fires roll through town, normal men just won't seem as exciting. Maybe it's for the best that we aren't going to be concentrated.

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Guess who gets to try twenty different kinds of cake today for their wedding in a few weeks?

I'm going to get so carb-loaded.

Congratulations Kaze! I didn't know the nuptials were so close otherwise I would have organized an FoS bachelor party.

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You already developed a Travis Woo deck.

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Amendment approved. I only gave Z a hard time because he's a redbro.

Though, if you have a woman sending you dirty pictures or calling you up for phone sex, do you really need to be jerking off? Maybe the challenge will spur you to give her the D instead of your Kleenex.

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This thread is the fucking best. Also, it's really nice to be able to swear constantly. I curse a lot in real life (and on stream) so this place lets me adopt a more stream-of-consciousness approach to posting. @photodyer: I noticed the same pattern! I had a girl and I was still yanking it daily. I ...

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