Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:26 am

If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere I'm going to start yelling "Bannings! Unjust online policies! I am sending a PM!" and Pendulum will be there in five minutes to help me.
To be fair I'm a big fan of outsourcing my work so it probably wouldn't be me. You get your choice of the 60 year old guy who would spend the whole time telling you stories from back when things where better, or the girl who I'm pretty sure doesn't actually know how cars function.
Since Scralty's going to ask anyway, she is moderately attractive.

you supervise people?

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:28 am

If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere I'm going to start yelling "Bannings! Unjust online policies! I am sending a PM!" and Pendulum will be there in five minutes to help me.
To be fair I'm a big fan of outsourcing my work so it probably wouldn't be me. You get your choice of the 60 year old guy who would spend the whole time telling you stories from back when things where better, or the girl who I'm pretty sure
doesn't actually know how cars function.
Since Scralty's going to ask anyway, she is moderately attractive.
you supervise people?

I can't picture you as a real person

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:29 am

If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere I'm going to start yelling "Bannings! Unjust online policies! I am sending a PM!" and Pendulum will be there in five minutes to help me.
To be fair I'm a big fan of outsourcing my work so it probably wouldn't be me. You get your choice of the 60 year old guy who would spend the whole time telling you stories from back when things where better, or the girl who I'm pretty sure
doesn't actually know how cars function.
Since Scralty's going to ask anyway, she is moderately attractive.
you supervise people?

Someone has to be ringleader.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:29 am

I thought you were this painting that comes to life for a few hours every night and talks to us

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:30 am

I've been on a roll lately with these posts. But where was I six months ago?

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:31 am

I've been on a roll lately with these posts. But where was I six months ago?

my spam frightens the timid and cowardly

you need an impervious rectum to handle it

yup. still got it.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:32 am

I imagine you must maintain quite the regimen to keep your edge.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:35 am

If my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere I'm going to start yelling "Bannings! Unjust online policies! I am sending a PM!" and Pendulum will be there in five minutes to help me.
To be fair I'm a big fan of outsourcing my work so it probably wouldn't be me. You get your choice of the 60 year old guy who would spend the whole time telling you stories from back when things where better, or the girl who I'm pretty sure doesn't actually know how cars function.
Since Scralty's going to ask anyway, she is moderately attractive.

By the way if you don't answer
I'm sending the guy by default.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:35 am

but I wanted the edifying painting

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:35 am

Traumatize reprinted? Awesooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:36 am

That card was so badass when it was first spoiled 12 years ago and I was a kid

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:36 am

When you're a kid milling is exciting and viable

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:36 am

but I wanted the edifying painting

Lol.
"Hello, Triple A? Yeah my car broke down, could you send an existential impossibility out to take a look?"

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:37 am

Then you grow older and the world breaks you

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:39 am

but I wanted the edifying painting
Lol.
"Hello, Triple A? Yeah my car broke down, could you send an existential impossibility out to take a look?"

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:46 am

GUYS i looked over the M14 spoiler and the set is a dud a horrible horrible dud and there's no way a rational person can spin that set as anything other than a shatty dud i mean it has two rare hydras so you know the set's bad since hydras suck in general and usually eat up one rare slot per set but two? that's just crazy and unless your box contains all mutavaults and ooze then you're losing money but if you buy boxes of this set after i've warned you you deserve to open all of these jank-o rares i mean most sets are 70% jank-o rares but this set hits a near Kamigawa high mark of like 90%+ jank-o rares.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:48 am

if i have saved at least some of you some money to use on other nerdy pursuits then i consider my post a success

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:49 am

Sadly, the fact that it is a Spam post more than 3 lines long means that Scralty will not read it and buy all the M14 he can.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:53 am

Sadly, the fact that it is a Spam post more than 3 lines long means that Scralty will not read it and buy all the M14 he can.

It's true. His demeanor will darken with each opened pack and all of that glowering could have been avoided if he just read my warning

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:55 am

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guests, ignore my earlier posts, buy all the M14 your mom gives you allowance for!

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:00 am

http://sales.starcitygames.com/category ... 0&rarity=M

so much value!

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:01 am

only two rares with over 6$ in value and only 4 mythics with over 10$ (and two of those will plummet under 10 soon enough)

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:57 pm

hey heres a cool idea: lets ban our community from community issues, because they are causing community issues about community issues within community issues

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:58 pm

This will surely create no community issues and solve other community issues while keeping community issues empty of issues

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:58 pm

We will call them masks because it sounds friendly and almost like you get +20 health in site for having it

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:00 pm

Do you have the mask of toenails to defeat galspanic? The mask of Devils advocate to defeat ER? Go out and discover the rarest of masks and become the ultimate forumborn!

FUS RO DAH!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:29 pm

I have them all

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:51 pm

What about Majora's Mask?

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:13 pm

Kill the batman

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:18 pm

Tom Servo's the man this message board deserves.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:26 pm

I have every mask from MAjoras Mask because the game required it

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:27 pm

I loved the impossibly obscure ones like have Epona take a piss on the third rock from the stream on a full moon but only when the bugs are chirping the quietest

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:28 pm

And now you have the horse mask

Link · Postby **Link** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:51 pm

You've met with a terrible Fate, haven't you?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:29 pm

And I don't blame you, dear, for running like you did all these years

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:33 pm

remember that time they reprinted thoughtseize

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:34 pm

remember when this set was supposed to harbor both mutavault and thoughtseize

Neo Metal Sonic · Postby **Neo Metal Sonic** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:39 pm

Blackcats is a great private tracker.

Neo Metal Sonic · Postby **Neo Metal Sonic** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:39 pm

How about we create our own private tracker? I like uploading games. Unlike my internet.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:47 pm

Masks, masks, masks. Why is my life overrun by masks?

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