[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[hamfactorial]

My girl had a college roommate who was Snow White for a few years at the Paris Disney park. We went to her wedding and she had a table for her Disney prince/princess coworkers. Ees nice!

[Dodger]

There is only one half bangable girl at my work. This place needs an infusion of talent. Although one girl is pretty plain looking but with giant knockers and looks like she never gets some dick. I wouldn't mind going there just because I bet she has a lot of pent up frustration. Probably need her to weedwack the pussy hair first.

[Valdarith]

So, completely unrelated to everything, but this is where we put our bragposts and successes.

I just got an email from one of my professors telling me he wants me to submit my term paper/abstract to a journal for publishing.

So...I guess this is a notice of potential future success. But even the encouragement from this professor is pretty encouraging.

I suggest you pursue this opportunity. Being published is a huge deal on a resume, especially multiple publications.

[redthirst]

Long hair. Don't care.

[hamfactorial]

If there's grass on the infield...

... too old

[Alex]

Is there anything in the castle at the Magic Kingdom?

Like, can you throw a baller party in there?

Yes, there's a five star restaurant and VIP hotel rooms.

[redthirst]

That's pretty baller right there.

[Alex]

We spent a lot of time hanging out in the lobby with Cinderella, lol. Air conditioning SO LEGIT.

I transferred when my Ariel (and future ex wife) did. :\

[redthirst]

Wait. So you played the prince from The Little Mermaid and you and Ariel actually got hitched?

[Alex]

Wait. So you played the prince from The Little Mermaid and you and Ariel actually got hitched?

Yes. We spent 12 hours a day holding hands and just generally hanging out for a living. That apparently transitioned over to our actual lives. It also helped that she was pretty attractive. We didn't start actually dating until after we were out of Magic Kingdom though!

We divorced because she wanted to do the Ariel thing again, which meant traveling around the world and stuff. I wanted to stay in the US and play Magic and take care of my family. We're still cool, I talk to her every couple of days. She's in Tokyo now, which makes me mildly jealous, but hey, that's the choice I made.

[hamfactorial]

The Fires of Salivation demand pictures.

[Helios]

That's like the height of irony right there. And yes, pictures demanded.

[Alex]

I'd probably have to creep back to the Googlez, because I like you guys but there's no way I'm digging through my garage to find wedding pictures to scan. Give me a few.

[Platypus]

Helios, your new sig picture is perfect, just perfect!

[Dodger]

Wait. So you played the prince from The Little Mermaid and you and Ariel actually got hitched?

Yes. We spent 12 hours a day holding hands and just generally hanging out for a living. That apparently transitioned over to our actual lives. It also helped that she was pretty attractive. We didn't start actually dating until after we were out of Magic Kingdom though!

We divorced because she wanted to do the Ariel thing again, which meant traveling around the world and stuff. I wanted to stay in the US and play Magic and take care of my family. We'
re still cool, I talk to her every couple of days. She's in Tokyo now, which makes me mildly jealous, but hey, that's the choice I made.

Can you guys still sex when she's around?

[hamfactorial]

Was she a real redhead? This thread might become too hot to handle.

[Khaospawn]

The Fires of Salivation demand pictures.

Bonus points for scantily clad pics.

[Alex]

Was she a real redhead? This thread might become too hot to handle.

Yes, she was.


I found this one on her facebook, that's the back of my head.

And yes, I am playing a casual Soul Sisters build. Judge me if you want.

[hamfactorial]

I got knocked out of top 8 at the last PTQ by losing to a Soul Sisters player, followed by a Martyr Proc player. You'll serve as a proxy for my rage, jerk.

[Alex]

Can you guys still sex when she's around?

Totally.

[Helios]

@Alex: Nice.

Helios, your new sig picture is perfect, just perfect!

All credit to photo, the Fires of Salvation Photoshop Master.

[Khaospawn]

@Alex - she must've been really smart. She's playing with a Mountain.

[zemanjaski]

At what point does Dega tokens just become a bad version of the Aristocrats deck? Seems like 'very quickly' to me ~ anyone having success with the archetype?

[Alex]

At what point does Dega tokens just become a bad version of the Aristocrats deck? Seems like 'very quickly' to me ~ anyone having success with the archetype?

Blows in the Reanimator meta, good if the meta shifts back to midrange. We tested to the same conclusion earlier this week.

[Squircifer]

looks like you are both playing without protection... hmmmmm

[zemanjaski]

I think the Dega Midrange deck I posted a few pages back might have legs in the current meta ~ its pretty solid across the board if you can avoid getting instant-killed by a craterhoof.

[Colonel Nohman]

There is only one half bangable girl at my work. This place needs an infusion of talent. Although one girl is pretty plain looking but with giant knockers and looks like she never gets some dick. I wouldn't mind going there just because I bet she has a lot of pent up frustration. Probably need her to weedwack the pussy hair first.

Big boobs are always appreciated by me. Make her happy!

[zemanjaski]

The Fires of Salivation demand pictures.

Bonus points for scantily clad pics.

I went with the maxiumum my conscience will allow me to show. Can't hold that against me surely

[Helios]

Actually, Z, I can and I will.

[zemanjaski]

I have a series of pictures demonstrating how the shower in her hotel room worked, but you wouldn't be interested in that I imagine.

[Khaospawn]

Naw, never. Pfffft!

[hamfactorial]

If redthirst is in the shower, I'm in.

[zemanjaski]

In for viewing pictures or in the shower? Both?

[Dane]

I have to admit...I nearly posted a pic of LBS as myself in the Clan Rogue's Gallery.

It would have been inspired by redthirst's usage of the 'Wad, but as an imitation...not as funny/original.

[Helios]

In for viewing pictures or in the shower? Both?

Both. Definitely.

[Khaospawn]

Of redthirst? Shit, sign me up for both! If ham is involved too, I may start prematurely fapping.

[hamfactorial]

Everyone will fail the ham challenge if the fabled FoS shower happens with a camera nearby.

[Khaospawn]

I'm reminded of the shower scene from Debbie Does Dallas....except it's pretty much just ham, redthirst, LK, and Zem.

[zemanjaski]

^ How did I get conscripted? Were Zealous Conscripts involved? They do effect Planeswalkers I suppose.

Dane ~ please post the LBS pic. I need something to make me laugh like a dickhead at work again.

[Khaospawn]

It was definitely the Conscripts. Then a Restoration Angel blinked the Conscripts to steal LK.

And then the entire world ejaculated.