Wait, no censor?

Fax · Postby **Fax** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:41 pm

Fuck yeah!

Yet another MTGS FoS exile reporting in. Thank you once again for welcoming us! This does seem like a nice place and I'll be happy to help it grow in any way I can.

Also cool to see this place is currently hosted on IST

I'm a Portuguese

mage currently living in Switzerland.

Looking forward to contributing, mostly in the Standard section

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:42 pm

Fucking welcome aboard!

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:44 pm

Glad you could make it!

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:44 pm

welcome to our forums and make yourself at home. any contributions are sorely welcome as i only care about the acquisition of lucre in my active collectible card gaming life.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:44 pm

redthirst, is your name actually redt hirst?

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:45 pm

Does that have significance? Is there a prophecy?

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:46 pm

also, for those of you who believe there is no censor, that is not entirely true. there are two (?) words/phrases that are censored and they are certainly not things you would ever assume would be censored.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:47 pm

Does that have significance? Is there a prophecy?

no i just thought it would be funny if your name was actually redt hirst.

like it sounds like i'm making some kind of inside joke but my inside jokes are so meta that i'm the only actual person in on them.

Fax · Postby **Fax** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:48 pm

also, for those of you who believe there is no censor, that is not entirely true. there are two (?) words/phrases that are censored and they are certainly not things you would ever assume would be censored.

I sure as fuck hope it's Vexing Devil.

Edit: Apparently not... well soon enough hopefully.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:49 pm

One is just too dangerous to utter in mortal languages

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:49 pm

Sorry. Pronounced red thirst. But you feel free say it to yourself any way that keeps you happy.

Colonel Nohman · Postby **Colonel Nohman** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:51 pm

Welcome here, my friend!

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:51 pm

also, for those of you who believe there is no censor, that is not entirely true. there are two (?) words/phrases that are censored and they are certainly not things you would ever assume would be censored.
I sure as fuck hope it's Vexing Devil.

Edit: Apparently not... well soon enough hopefully.

neither of the censored objects are magic cards nor are they cuss words.
good luck!

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:53 pm

You guys aren't ***nsore*?

Won**r **y I am...

**** ******* *****

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:55 pm

also, for those of you who believe there is no censor, that is not entirely true. there are two (?) words/phrases that are censored and they are certainly not things you would ever assume would be censored.
I sure as fuck hope it's Vexing Devil.

Edit: Apparently not... well soon enough hopefully.
neither of the censored objects are magic cards nor are they cuss words.
good luck![/quote:
2ec5uspa]

Don't worry guys, we'll soon have our top men working on it.

Our top men.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:58 pm

You guys aren't ***nsore*?

Won**r **y I am...

**** ******* *****

the censors revert your text to different, more appropriate messages rather than censoring the word via asterisk or other "a dirty word was here" means!

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:58 pm

Hey, Fax!

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:01 pm

You guys aren't ***nsore*?

Won**r **y I am...

**** ******* *****
the censors revert your text to different, more appropriate messages rather than censoring the word via asterisk or other "a dirty word was here" means!

Like somethingawful and fuck = "Gently caress?"

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:02 pm

also, for those of you who believe there is no censor, that is not entirely true. there are two (?) words/phrases that are censored and they are certainly not things you would ever assume would be censored.
I sure as fuck hope it's Vexing
Devil.

Edit: Apparently not... well soon enough hopefully.
neither of the censored objects are magic cards nor are they cuss words.
good luck!
Don't worry guys, we'll soon have our top men working on it.

Our top men.

I always thought you were the power bottom?

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:07 pm

Because he generates most of the power? Or because he's capable of taking a tremendous amount of power?

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:11 pm

You guys aren't ***nsore*?

Won**r **y I am...

**** ******* *****
the censors revert your text to different, more appropriate messages rather than censoring the word via asterisk or other "a dirty word was here" means!
Like somethingawful and fuck = "Gently caress?"

mostly exactly like that.

in both of these censored object's cases, they more or less
change to what you actually meant to say.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:11 pm

like google search but where they skip the "did you mean" and just take you to the search results you meant to look for.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:17 pm

So you don't leave it to an imperfect staff to tell me what I really mean, you let the software itself do it.

Nice. Much more efficient.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:41 pm

Hey Fax, welcome to the website. Please excuse its infant stage growing pains!

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:47 pm

Scumbag

Fax · Postby **Fax** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:55 pm

Forget it, I wanted to reply but you already know what happened.

Fax · Postby **Fax** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:56 pm

Scumbag

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:12 pm

So you don't leave it to an imperfect staff to tell me what I really mean, you let the software itself do it.

Nice. Much more efficient.

It's Teia's dream! Auto-pilot thought police!

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:18 pm

So you don't leave it to an imperfect staff to tell me what I really mean, you let the software itself do it.

Nice. Much more efficient.
It's Teia's dream! Auto-pilot thought police!

If only it could give me an infraction and ignore my appeal too...

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:23 pm

So you don't leave it to an imperfect staff to tell me what I really mean, you let the software itself do it.

Nice. Much more efficient.
It's Teia's dream! Auto-pilot thought police!
If only it could give me an infraction and ignore my appeal too...

That would take all his fun away though.

I imagine him to be very Jabba-esque. It started with imagining him
doing the "Hoo, hoo, hoo" laugh as he infracts someone, and just went from there.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:24 pm

So you don't leave it to an imperfect staff to tell me what I really mean, you let the software itself do it.

Nice. Much more efficient.
It's Teia's dream! Auto-pilot thought police!
If only it could give me an infraction and ignore my appeal too...

if you'd like i can make the software do that for you.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:25 pm

I imagine it's more like the little critter that sits on Jabba.

Like parinoid is Jabba, and everytime that idiot does something Teia's like "Ooooh he he he heeeeeeeee!"

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:26 pm

So you don't leave it to an imperfect staff to tell me what I really mean, you let the software itself do it.

Nice. Much more efficient.
It's Teia's dream! Auto-pilot thought police!
If only it could give me an
infraction and ignore my appeal too...
if you'd like i can make the software do that for you.

Now that's fucking service.

ExarionUniverse1 · Postby **ExarionUniverse1** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:28 pm

Welcome FAX ( hint this is your hommie Russian Alara)

Dane · Postby **Dane** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:34 pm

I imagine it's more like the little critter that sits on Jabba.

Like parinoid is Jabba, and everytime that idiot does something Teia's like "Ooooh he he he heeeeeeeee!"

Good call. I'd picked on Teia because he seems more vocal...which really IS more like Salacious Crumb to parinoid's Jabba.

Fax · Postby **Fax** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:36 pm

Forgot to mention one thing: whoever came up with the idea to name this place "diestoremoval.com" is a fucking genius. You guys make it impossible to not love this place

Exciting times my friends, very glad to be here.

Dodger · Postby **Dodger** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:23 pm

Holy fucking shit we're here!

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:36 pm

Forgot to mention one thing: whoever came up with the idea to name this place "diestoremoval.com" is a fucking genius. You guys make it impossible to not love this place

Exciting times my friends, very glad to be here.

There was much discussion and voting when it came to naming the site, since we couldn't have mtgcommunity.com.

I wanted MTG Phoenix (cause we rose from the ashes of Sally) but was outvoted.

Also, you guys haven't realized yet that when Stardust posted the single word, Scumbag, that's one of the words Thrillho's talking about.

See? Watch. I'm not going to type Scumbag, but something else:

Scumbag

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:06 am

I wanted gogomtg but Kait was the one who came up with diestoremoval. I like diestoremoval!

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:06 am

Welcome mang!

Dies to Removal

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