Open Site Blathering (formerly Advice from iridium ITT)

[iamabadman]

I call you a bitch and youll like it

i call yo momma my bottom bitch

[Manders]

What is with all the hostility, Onar? Did I miss something?

[imopen2]

He will stab you with knives

[Pendulum]

Onar carries a burden greater than most of us, Manders.

[Pendulum]

He will stab you with knives

Also haxxors.

[iamabadman]

he wont share his vodka

[Pendulum]

he wont share his vodka

I still want to do your avatar, btw.

[Pendulum]

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: I am on heavy, doctor-perscribed drugs at the moment.

[Pendulum]

THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

[Pendulum]

I can literally see the music of Billy Joel, frinstance.

[Second Harkius]

When I clicked on this thread I knew I'd see Pendulum here

Then I scrolled down and saw Pendulum here

[Second Harkius]

Maybe I am psychic

[Second Harkius]

I did predict that Rianalnn would go crazy with power and the staff would blow smoke up your asses for months

[Pendulum]

When I clicked on this thread I knew I'd see Pendulum here

Then I scrolled down and saw Pendulum here

I'm like a goddamn male Teia, yall.
Totse down your scroll, namene?

[Second Harkius]

I am Tiresias!

[Pendulum]

I did predict that Rianalnn would go crazy with power and the staff would blow smoke up your asses for months

Only months? You ain't no Nostradamus.

[Second Harkius]

I am Tiresias!

The prophet in Antigone, not the newest rapper out of the east side, "Lil" Tiresias.

[Pendulum]

I am Tiresias!

The prophet in Antigone, not the newest rapper out of the east side, "Lil" Tiresias.

Yo big where teh others are little, namene?

[Second Harkius]

Nobody talks to King Queefus like that.

[Pendulum]

How the FUCK someone manages to do this while being a member of staff is beyond me, btw. Like, doctor-prescribed drugs should mean "you're dead to me" in the Staff Lounge.

[Pendulum]

Nobody talks to King Queefus like that.

I will talk to your wide, spacious vagina all day. The echo will keep me company.

[Pendulum]

"It gets so lonely, being evil,
What I'd do to see a smile,
even for a little while...
and no one loves you when you're eeeevil...
I'm lying through my teeth, your tears are all the company I need."
-Voltaire (the band)

[iamabadman]

you wanna bang a fairy?

[Pendulum]

you wanna bang a fairy?

God yes, so tight.

[Pendulum]

How the FUCK someone manages to do this while being a member of staff is beyond me, btw. Like, doctor-prescribed drugs should mean "you're dead to me" in the Staff Lounge.

Talore, how the fuck do you manage to do this?

[iamabadman]

you wanna bang a fairy?

God yes, so tight.

the lord high lord of fairies? who used to be a stuffed toy?

[Pendulum]

you wanna bang a fairy?

God yes, so tight.

the lord high lord of fairies? who used to be a stuffed toy?

I'll stuff your toy, mother goddamn motherfucker.

[Pendulum]

DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM WITH OFF-SITE COMMUNIQUE YET, STAFF?
DO YOU GODDAMN SEE!
Drugs.

[iamabadman]

you wanna bang a fairy?

God yes, so tight.

the lord high lord of fairies? who used to be a stuffed toy?

I'll stuff your toy, mother goddamn motherfucker.

faggot

[Pendulum]

you wanna bang a fairy?

God yes, so tight.

the
lord high lord of fairies? who used to be a stuffed toy?

I'll stuff your toy, mother goddamn motherfucker.

faggot

Long as I get "paid" on Friday, namene, you whore!?

[Pendulum]

They toooooooooooook ur jaaaaaawwwwwwbbbbsssssss!!!!!

[Pendulum]

THIS IS SO GODDAMN FUN YALL SHOULD TRY IT.

[iamabadman]

you wanna fuck a dude

[Pendulum]

but just don't call him boy

Nobody puts baby in a corner, amirite?

[Pendulum]

I wish Teia would post and p0wn the fuck all'ya'all.

[Pendulum]

You cannot comprehend the force of Giygas's attack, manene?

[Pendulum]

Just gonna snip this bit of drugged up tomfoolery right heah.

Thank you for your time.

[Pendulum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPslBGjuRL0[/youtube]

[Pendulum]

Ah, fuck it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPslBGjuRL0

[( G_R )]

Weird posts all over...