Open Site Blathering (formerly Advice from iridium ITT)

[Pendulum]

I dunno, I think I set myself up for a good showing of SuperTroll 2013 with that post.

[Blackhound]

The next fucker who sends me a video of people disrespecting the city of Harlem I will rip of the head and shit down their neck.

[Checkbox]

oh shut the fuck up

they aren't disrespecting shit

[Thrillho]

yeah that meme is mad racist and it's fucking 2013 why do we have memes anymore

[Thrillho]

oh shut the fuck up

they aren't disrespecting shit

boys will be boys!

[Pendulum]

oh shut the fuck up

they aren't disrespecting shit

That's actually kind of the horror of it. They think it's innocent.

[Checkbox]

It is.

[Dragon of Grondok]

I'm just not sure what is heroic about leaving your fate to a Harkius dragon at the end of your story

[Checkbox]

The heroic part was like 5th paragraph or whatever.

WHERE I CUT OFF YOUR HEAD WITH MY DICK.

Not sure if you missed that or not.

[Checkbox]

Never said the whole story had to be me slaying you. Turns out it didn't take 1000 words. I just had to find myself in the other 700 or so.

[Blackhound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT_4NIPsMCY

[Dragon of Grondok]

Okay OKAY easy there killer I have sent the request in

[Dragon of Grondok]

This concludes todays role playing on MTGC, thank you for participating. You may now:

1) Turn to page 218 to battle the Harkdragon
2) Return to page 87 and return the sword to the grave

Due to Checkbox's confusing start and ambiguous ending, combined with a try hard dose of mr mauling, he will be getting a special reward for his victory.

[Checkbox]

This concludes todays role playing on MTGC, thank you for participating. You may now:

1) Turn to page 218 to battle the Harkdragon
2) Return to page 87 and return the sword to the grave

Due to Checkbox's confusing start and ambiguous ending, combined with a try hard dose of mr mauling, he will be getting a special reward for his victory.

omg can't wait for the Harkdragon

also yessssss special trophy

[imopen2]

Gay sword fighting with mrmaul

[Checkbox]

Hard Gay would be proud of my victory.

[Checkbox]

HarkDragon should be a long-term forum raid to see who can bait Harkius into the most rage-posts.

[iamabadman]

i was too busy fighting these:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18QJIIdteAw



to fight a wussy dragon

[Kaitscralt]

You didn't miss much. I was too busy working to come up with anything clever

[Thrillho]

It is.

so is blackface.

[Checkbox]

I don't actually know anything about the Harlem shake other than the videos are mildly amusing sometimes.

why the fuck you'd believe me about almost anything is beyond me

[Checkbox]

Seems to me like people should be able to dance however they want but

[Thrillho]

go away, retard.

[Thrillho]

one day i will find that comic on my hard drive and have it queued up for every time you post.

[Checkbox]

Lol I'll never reach any level of credibility with you

[Second Harkius]

why arent you shatters chatting

i am dying in this boring class

[Kaitscralt]

I'm too cold to post

[Thrillho]

the harlem shake is a real thing.
a bunch of (99.9% white) people are bastardizing it on the internet via meme.
many of these people will go on to profit off of bastardizing something that is a real cultural thing for people in harlem.
people in harlem, almost inarguably in a worse place fiscally than white vloggers with a youtube following, will not see a cent of the money earned on a "craze" they had no idea they were starting.

white people with money -- infinity +1; poor black and minority people -- 0

there is a video that outlines the above in real testimonials from harlem natives young and old, but it's longer than 18 seconds so i assume you'd start drooling on yourself if i posted it instead of typing this out.

[Thrillho]

it's like fashionistas looking down on people wearing trendy fashion they started, except instead of being wealthy bleeding edge fashion icons, they're mostly impoverished, mostly ethnic, and grossly unaware that the internet is turning something they did into a minstrel show.

[Thrillho]

like when i saw my first harlem shake video, the first thought i had was "that's mad racist" followed immediately by "i wonder if the people in harlem realize that white people have made a minstrel show of yet another thing they do"

[Thrillho]

fun fact: in about two years there's not going to be the same harlem people are shaking in anyway so i guess who cares poor minorities lol

[Thrillho]

boys will be boys.

[Kaitscralt]

You're too uptight

[Kaitscralt]

Like picking and choosing which offensive memes you're going to join the luls over and which you're to white knight against is really dumb

[Kaitscralt]

Who gives a fuck about the Harlem shake

[Thrillho]

which racist memes have i chosen to join in

[Thrillho]

also bear in mind that most memes are not immediately profitable in their virality, which is sort of what gets my goat here as someone who is not infrequently in harlem.

[Thrillho]

bear also in mind that i was pissed off about brownfacing for dressing up like a cartoon character

[Kaitscralt]

I'd call that 100 times more understandable.

[Blackhound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKgvyos6JE