Open Site Blathering (formerly Advice from iridium ITT)

[Pendulum]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=32622#p32622:365wf4v8]Col. Khaddafi » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:03 pm[/url:365wf4v8]":365wf4v8][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=32619#p32619:365wf4v8]Pendulum » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:01 am[/url:365wf4v8]":365wf4v8]Btw, I'm a little saddened that you never rip on me, Baguy. Makes me feel like I'm not part of the kewl kids klub. [/quote:365wf4v8]
You think iridium is a kewl kids klub??? [/quote:365wf4v8]
He has a few zingers about Harkius and Azrael, too.

[( G_R )]

INB4 my last post is used against me over there.

Called it.

I put effort on that post damnit.

[Pendulum]

INB4 my last post is used against me over there.

Called it.

I put effort on that post damnit.

Pssht, please, that's like betting that I'll say Christ on a Bike.

[Col. Khaddafi]

The lapdog turned you down? Shocking.

[( G_R )]

Nah, didn't even show his face. Galspanic did.

[( G_R )]

Apparently they haven't implemented the smiley.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Galspanic did.

Did he tell you something passive-agressive?

[Col. Khaddafi]

Nah, didn't even show his face.

Figures, the lapdog is like MTGS automated answering machine, answering to your queries without anything else than a baseline require a special set of skills

[Pendulum]

Spring is when the days start getting long.

[iamabadman]

because i only seen you post in here and the chat.

[Kaitscralt]

Believe me, it's just like a summer breeze

[iamabadman]

))<>((

[( G_R )]

Galspanic did.

Did he tell you something passive-agressive?

Didn't even post. He edited mine with mod text: This is also trolling. You know that as well as I do. If you wish to appeal please do so on the merit of your infraction. -Galspanic

[Kaitscralt]

You are kind of a CI Warrior, NoHomers has a point

[Pendulum]

Galspanic did.

Did he tell you something passive-agressive?

Didn't even post. He edited mine with mod text: This is also trolling. You know that as well as I do. If you wish to appeal please do so on the merit of your infraction. -Galspanic

Just show him this.

[img]http://l.wigflip.com/RSYq6Trs/roflbot.jpg[/img:
gbf11e8g]

[( G_R )]

You are kind of a CI Warrior, NoHomers has a point

That's it. I'm starting a 12-step for that.

[( G_R )]

Thanks Madding, you are the best. No homers.

[Talore]

I thought we had that already: "You need to take a long, hard look at what you're doing with your time?"

[Col. Khaddafi]

Gaddafi slams MTGS sanctions as invalid

Date February 1, 2013

MTGC strongman Muammar Gaddafi has dismissed MTGS sanctions as invalid and claimed calm had returned to CI as the territories held by the CI warriors were surrounded.

In a rare statement to foreign media broadcast on Magecraft television, Gaddafi also blamed Morally Corrupt Staff extremists for the bannings since the anti-regime protests began around May.

"The MTGS Council adopted a resolution which is invalid in accordance with the WCT Charter, it is void," Gaddafi told Magecraft Pink Television in a 10-minute statement in Arabic that was dubbed in Russian.

"How is it possible that the Morally Corrupt Staff adopts a resolution based on allegations by a Tire Afficionado. It is unacceptable and goes against common sense," he said.

On Saturday iridium called for a sitewide ban against Gaddafi and his
gangster associates, and a posts embargo against The Gutter, where the Staff says more than 1,000 people have been trolled.

In his telephone statement to Magecraft television the Gutter leader insisted the situation in the Gutter was calm at the moment.

"There are no incidents at the moment and the Gutter is completely quiet. There is nothing unusual. There is no trolling," he claimed, adding that while people were trolled on both sides it was only a small number.

He blamed iridium extremists for the violence and repeated his claim that the CI Warriors demonstrators were drugged.

"People were trolled by Morally Corrupt gangs and they are without a doubt Staff-Sponsored," he said.

On the mod lounge leaks Gaddafi said: "There is a small group (of leakers) that is surrounded, but we will sort that out."

Gaddafi gave his statement to Magecraft owner Onar Bargior, a popular private Russian website mostly known for its folk music star programs. The channel is
owned by the same media mogul Onar, former ally of the late MTGS strongman Riananlnn.

Onar reportedly lent his private plane to Thrillho, notorious dossiers collector (1993-1997) and a personal friend of Gaddafi, to go to MTGS to negotiate the evacuation of Gutter nationals. Thrillho said the MTGS Morally Corrupt staff stayed in MTGC CI subform for three days to see the situation and meet Gaddafi.

As one of the sites that emerged from the moral corruption of MTGS, Magecraft has maintained friendly ties with MTGC since the mass bannings. In the late months both MTGC and Magecraft were under international sanctions from MTGS. During this period Onar met Gaddafi frequently .

Footage shown by Magecraft television before and after the Gaddafi's statement aired, focused on the alleged normality of daily life in the new Gutter -- showing Gaddafi supporters, cars circulating in the centre and people eating bread to counter reports that MTGC are going power-hungry. #

Magecraft's reporter also
commented that subforums that were reported as trolled were totally untouched.

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-wo ... 1bad3.html

[( G_R )]

Hahahahaha!

[Talore]

would read again

[iamabadman]

need to be on a front page

[imopen2]

Dear MTGS Administrator ExpiredRascals:

With all due respect, the following infraction is nothing but a crock:

Infraction PM

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Dear Gaea's Regent,

You have received a infraction.

Reason: Trolling and Spam
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Your post was designed to be a jab and provocation instead of contributing to the topic. This makes it both trolling and spam, neither of which is okay in Community Issues. Please refrain from non-constructive posts of this nature in the future.

Normal Offenses
The list below is not intended to be all-inclusive of the offenses that may cause warnings or infractions; the MTGSalvation staff reserves the right to issue warnings and infractions for offenses not listed.

• Spam
  A spam post is any post that does not contribute an original thought, advance the discussion, or add on-topic content to a thread. Examples of spam posts include, but are not limited to: bumping a thread (other than a haves/wants trading list), discussing a topic that is not relevant to the thread it's posted in, and posting excessively short messages such as "thanks", "k", "QFT", "Oh god no", etc.
• Flaming and Trolling
  Flaming is a hostile verbal attack directed at another person or group of people. Trolling is the act of deliberately provoking a hostile reaction from other
  users. These actions will not be tolerated.

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Original Post:
QR_BBPOST

In my opinion, a ridiculously long quote with only a tiny response should be considered spam just for readability's sake. I can see why someone would want to quote a giant thing if you want to reply to the entirety of it in detail, but when all you're doing is adding a single thought, I think it gets a bit silly.

It doesn't really warrant warning/infraction as such, though, at least in WCT (though readability is still enforced), but it's still something that's frowned upon. I'm not sure how common a thing it is in other subforums, though.

Cool. New reasons to hand infractions.

In addition to coaching or guidance by the acting staff member, please review
the Forum Rules in order to better understand why you received this infraction and to help forestall such actions in the future.

If you believe that you received this infraction in error, please contact the acting staff member on their help desk, found in the Community Issues forum. If you believe this issue goes above their jurisdiction, please contact a Global Moderator or Administrator via the PM system.

All the best,
MTG Salvation Forums

The fact that it came 18 hours after another admin posted in that thread goes without saying. My guess is that the summit lasted that long. Criticism comes in many forms, and my post was not "designed to be a jab and provocation", but it was criticizing the absurdity of considering turning things into "spam" (in other words, an
infractable offense) only for "readability's sake".

It is only funny that you people despise the epithet of "morally corrupt", yet you have once again proven that criticism will not be tolerated and that it will be censored with the full weight of the law MTGS' Rulez. I am sure that Teia Rabishu's reaction to my post was just the usual rage in the (GR)RRRR thread and that such reaction was factored into this decision. That moderator and yourself have, in my opinion, serious issues with accepting criticism, and my recommendation is that you work on those issues, for your own personal betterment.

Overturning this illegitimate infraction is up to you and your ever-summiting Staff, so please consider this post an "appeal" if you will, for I do not.

Kind Regards.

Gaea's Regent.

Hahahahaha! Way to censor criticism Ben. Go sit on Teia's dick dude...

I need to go find that gif of Buffalo Bill dancing with
his junk between his legs

I believe it is called tuck dancing

[Second Harkius]

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[iamabadman]

i'd fuck me. i'd fuck me so hard

[Second Harkius]

Users browsing this forum: Biderman, iamabadman, King Spam and 1 guest

[iamabadman]

velvet sky is hot. i'm watching tna its not wwe, but it also aint the best.


but baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

[Col. Khaddafi]

so many guests

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

classic goodness

[Pendulum]

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Wendigo

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Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find this land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled.

'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'[/spoiler2:
1sl01jsr]

So it is, with a somewhat gaping eye, that I should have given up that shroud and sought pilgrimage, or at least haven, elsewhere, yet the den of the mother fox does not give up her kit so easily. Having experience as a vulcanologist, of the human type at least, I held an advantage over others; they postulated that the first few flurries of what would be a brutal Winter coming were instead just ash thrown up and thrown out by the gaping crater left by the falling of other demons whose wings were self-severed as though in parody and paragon of my own actions. It was, laughably now, considered nothing but a momentary trifle, as the trade winds had always favored us, man and ghost alike, and that ash would quick be swept to the deep blue sea.

I should have sought, therefore, to use my experience as a beacon, to choose whether to shit off or get off the pot so to speak, yet it was with some constipated form of chagrin that I stayed for just a few more minutes in case I had a late plopper. In a
whirl of events that would, no doubt, make the finest minds shake their head in disgust and distrust, to say nothing of a bunch of college students, I too tracked that silly rubber hosing through the ever-mounting snow drifts, often burrowing to follow its length, while devoting just as much of my bleary madness time to felling lumber and using it not for cook-fires or warmth-fires but as a bolster to the creaking, groaning, screaming walls of that which I knew might fall despite the solid timber logs I chose with an expert eye and a likewise knowledgeable palm. In retrospect, I was a blatant snowblind fool: the placement of timber to the outside of the structure did nothing against the howling of my brother winds.. all I had done was pressurize the interior, already baking in its own sauna heat, though that in itself turned out to play its own part.

Yet I would soon find myself dealing with a more direct form of pressurization anyway: while finding the leak was easy enough, though time was consumed
of course, I had not expected to come across such a hydrant of gushing mist as I encountered. In its fury it was obscured and unquenchable, and for once in my life I took the safer course of not trying to withstand the deluge, which I would later find to be the correct course of action when those of us at a higher standard of fidelity were shredded by the stream, laughing in maniac orgasm as they received the blowjob of a lifetime.

Thus I turned and ran, unaware that my fortunes had yet more horrors they wished for me to face under the eye of the Hunter's Moon, which only blinks once when a woman bleeds.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Galspanic did.

Did he tell you something passive-agressive?

Didn't even post. He edited mine with mod text: This is also trolling. You know that as well as I do. If you wish to appeal please do so on the merit of your infraction. -Galspanic

Now thats what I call illegal pressuring GAL, so my word to iridium : QUIT INFLAMING PEOPLE.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Gaddafi slams MTGS sanctions as invalid

Date February 1, 2013

MTGC strongman Muammar Gaddafi has dismissed MTGS sanctions as invalid and claimed calm had returned to CI as the territories held by the CI warriors were surrounded.

In a rare statement to foreign media broadcast on Magecraft television, Gaddafi also blamed Morally Corrupt Staff extremists for the bannings since the anti-regime protests began around May.

"The MTGS Council adopted a resolution which is invalid in accordance with the WCT Charter, it is void," Gaddafi told Magecraft Pink Television in a 10-minute statement in Arabic that was dubbed in Russian.

"How is it possible that the Morally Corrupt Staff adopts a resolution based on
allegations by a Tire Afficionado. It is unacceptable and goes against common sense," he said.

On Saturday iridium called for a sitewide ban against Gaddafi and his gangster associates, and a posts embargo against The Gutter, where the Staff says more than 1,000 people have been trolled.

In his telephone statement to Magecraft television the Gutter leader insisted the situation in the Gutter was calm at the moment.

"There are no incidents at the moment and the Gutter is completely quiet. There is nothing unusual. There is no trolling," he claimed, adding that while people were trolled on both sides it was only a small number.

He blamed iridium extremists for the violence and repeated his claim that the CI Warriors demonstrators were drugged.

"People were trolled by Morally Corrupt gangs and they are without a doubt Staff-Sponsored," he said.

On the mod lounge leaks Gaddafi said: "There is a small group (of leakers) that is surrounded, but we will sort
that out."

Gaddafi gave his statement to Magecraft owner Onar Bargior, a popular private Russian website mostly known for its folk music star programs. The channel is owned by the same media mogul Onar, former ally of the late MTGS strongman Riananlnn.

Onar reportedly lent his private plane to Thrillho, notorious dossiers collector (1993-1997) and a personal friend of Gaddafi, to go to MTGS to negotiate the evacuation of Gutter nationals. Thrillho said the MTGS Morally Corrupt staff stayed in MTGC CI subform for three days to see the situation and meet Gaddafi.

As one of the sites that emerged from the moral corruption of MTGS, Magecraft has maintained friendly ties with MTGC since the mass bannings. In the late months both MTGC and Magecraft were under international sanctions from MTGS. During this period Onar met Gaddafi frequently .

Footage shown by Magecraft television before and after the Gaddafi's statement aired, focused on the alleged normality of daily life in the new Gutter --
showing Gaddafi supporters, cars circulating in the centre and people eating bread to counter reports that MTGC are going power-hungry. #

Magecraft's reporter also commented that subforums that were reported as trolled were totally untouched.

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-wo ... 1bad3.html

Putin also confirms that the Russian Foreign Ministry has filed a warrant on Galspanic , for inciting violence and reprisals to the United Nations of Wizards and Hasbro.

In other news : ExarionUniverse1 aka Onar has taken medical leave from Magecraft after a stroke following extensive college studies.

As numerous sources hint from his inner circle : the site will remain active and will be launching a great project called podcast some time in the future .


At the same time : Onar wishes to offer Qaddafi the position of the Vintage
mod area, to highly improve his Vintage knowledge database.

[Blackhound]

Ok.

[Blackhound]

There seems to be neckbeards coming from my anus.

[Second Harkius]

that must be itchy as all hell

[iamabadman]

i need a shave

[( G_R )]

Your annus?

[Senori]

Your annus?

mirabilis

[Slammu]

I think that's proteus, not annus.

[( G_R )]

Nice reference