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Welcome, friends. I hope you're well,
I bid you join me for a spell,
Sit by, pipe down and be regaled,
With our beloved city's tale.
I'll tell you through my weak narration,
Of how it met with its salvation,
From Mad Gear's grip its neck was freed,
By one man's most extraordinary deeds.
For years had Metro City's streets,
Been trampled under thuggish feet,
Its dwellers caged with no escape,
From endless murder, theft and rape.
Until a man stood tall and pledged,
To pry away the dagger's edge,
'Twas truly apt the city's prayer,
Be answered by its very mayor.
His homeland sacked, his kin despoiled,
His anger's cauldron overboiled.
All who'd left this city scarred,
Would taste the fist of Mike Haggar!
Outnumbering him they jeered and taunted,
Still he sallied forth undaunted,
Knuckles flew and in a flash,
Of speed and fury came the clash.
As though he were a righteous sword,
He tore
unscathed through endless hordes,
Until at last he reached a foe,
That gave him pause. Edi? No!
How could this be, a lawman lured,
By wickedness he'd once endured?
From whence came this? What was the source?
"Money", came his reply. Of course.
But Haggar would not step awry,
All allies of the Gear must die,
If he had donned a traitor's crown,
Then he as well would be struck down.
And would that in a fateful brawl,
Pure heart and grit could vanquish all,
But cowards have their coward's ways,
With musket's muzzles set ablaze.
A tragic victory won that eve,
For Haggar's death we must not grieve,
In proof of his gallant resilience,
His eyes were met with marble brilliance.
As it was penned in ancient scrolls,
Valhalla called to Haggar's soul,
His wings of courage had him flown,
To stand at mighty Odin's throne.
"Long have I awaited thee,
Of boundless strength and bravery.
This day will grant my Einherjar,
A trueborn hero, Mike Haggar
O daring knight,
of you I plead,
We in our time of crisis need,
A warrior of finest stock,
To lead the charge in Ragnarok."
The greatest honour, called to aid,
Nay, lead in this divine crusade,
Yet Haggar stood as still as clay.
Was this his choice? Was this the way?
To join the ranks of gods elite,
Would leave his mission incomplete.
Forever would the Mad Gear reign,
And strangle all in bloody chains.
Haggar felt his rage renew,
And in his mind bore witness to,
A vision of his ravaged land,
"No", thought he, "This will not stand!"
The path before Haggar was clear,
His duty was to end the Gear,
And thus he shunned this godly war,
Mayor was he, and nothing more.
A first in history's winding track,
The Aesir shown a mortal's back,
Odin flared, and in his ire,
Cast his gracious veil to fire.
"You, a human, have the gall,
To turn away from Asgard's halls?
What right have you to spurn my rule?
I the god of gods? You fool!
So be it, dog, you will not yield,
nAnd thus your wretched fate is sealed.
By Odin's will, you'll serve your time.
Within the mists of Niflheim!"
And from the sky, a blinding light,
Shook the very earth that night,
A god's descent, his foolish pride,
Crushed 'neath Haggar's steel backside.
And though the battle was well fought,
It does provoke a dreadful thought,
Of champion's husks on darkness fed,
And all their vaunted valour bled.
Had not this man once stood defiant,
Against injustice, a noble giant?
Yet here he lay, his garments stained,
With ink of Franklins ill-obtained.
Are all great men assured to fall,
To gold's beguiling siren call?
Does our hero have his price?
Could he too succumb to vice?
And if from me your waiting ears,
Plaintive eyes and unshed tears,
Seek the answer to these questions,
Pay attention!
Whom do you think this tale's about?
Some weepy whelp, a spineless sprout?
Outward bold and inward vile,
A turned coat for a paper pile?
No.
This is not the ballad of Guy
or Cody,
Saviours weak and frail and bony,
If you'll think back, and not too far,
Recall that I speak of Mike Haggar!
And so, pursuing evil's scent,
Haggar strode forth, his wrath unspent,
And I, your faithful balladeer,
Cry out in zealous joy, "Round Clear!"
I bid you join me for a spell,
Sit by, pipe down and be regaled,
With our beloved city's tale.
I'll tell you through my weak narration,
Of how it met with its salvation,
From Mad Gear's grip its neck was freed,
By one man's most extraordinary deeds.
For years had Metro City's streets,
Been trampled under thuggish feet,
Its dwellers caged with no escape,
From endless murder, theft and rape.
Until a man stood tall and pledged,
To pry away the dagger's edge,
'Twas truly apt the city's prayer,
Be answered by its very mayor.
His homeland sacked, his kin despoiled,
His anger's cauldron overboiled.
All who'd left this city scarred,
Would taste the fist of Mike Haggar!
Outnumbering him they jeered and taunted,
Still he sallied forth undaunted,
Knuckles flew and in a flash,
Of speed and fury came the clash.
As though he were a righteous sword,
He tore
unscathed through endless hordes,
Until at last he reached a foe,
That gave him pause. Edi? No!
How could this be, a lawman lured,
By wickedness he'd once endured?
From whence came this? What was the source?
"Money", came his reply. Of course.
But Haggar would not step awry,
All allies of the Gear must die,
If he had donned a traitor's crown,
Then he as well would be struck down.
And would that in a fateful brawl,
Pure heart and grit could vanquish all,
But cowards have their coward's ways,
With musket's muzzles set ablaze.
A tragic victory won that eve,
For Haggar's death we must not grieve,
In proof of his gallant resilience,
His eyes were met with marble brilliance.
As it was penned in ancient scrolls,
Valhalla called to Haggar's soul,
His wings of courage had him flown,
To stand at mighty Odin's throne.
"Long have I awaited thee,
Of boundless strength and bravery.
This day will grant my Einherjar,
A trueborn hero, Mike Haggar
O daring knight,
of you I plead,
We in our time of crisis need,
A warrior of finest stock,
To lead the charge in Ragnarok."
The greatest honour, called to aid,
Nay, lead in this divine crusade,
Yet Haggar stood as still as clay.
Was this his choice? Was this the way?
To join the ranks of gods elite,
Would leave his mission incomplete.
Forever would the Mad Gear reign,
And strangle all in bloody chains.
Haggar felt his rage renew,
And in his mind bore witness to,
A vision of his ravaged land,
"No", thought he, "This will not stand!"
The path before Haggar was clear,
His duty was to end the Gear,
And thus he shunned this godly war,
Mayor was he, and nothing more.
A first in history's winding track,
The Aesir shown a mortal's back,
Odin flared, and in his ire,
Cast his gracious veil to fire.
"You, a human, have the gall,
To turn away from Asgard's halls?
What right have you to spurn my rule?
I the god of gods? You fool!
So be it, dog, you will not yield,
nAnd thus your wretched fate is sealed.
By Odin's will, you'll serve your time.
Within the mists of Niflheim!"
And from the sky, a blinding light,
Shook the very earth that night,
A god's descent, his foolish pride,
Crushed 'neath Haggar's steel backside.
And though the battle was well fought,
It does provoke a dreadful thought,
Of champion's husks on darkness fed,
And all their vaunted valour bled.
Had not this man once stood defiant,
Against injustice, a noble giant?
Yet here he lay, his garments stained,
With ink of Franklins ill-obtained.
Are all great men assured to fall,
To gold's beguiling siren call?
Does our hero have his price?
Could he too succumb to vice?
And if from me your waiting ears,
Plaintive eyes and unshed tears,
Seek the answer to these questions,
Pay attention!
Whom do you think this tale's about?
Some weepy whelp, a spineless sprout?
Outward bold and inward vile,
A turned coat for a paper pile?
No.
This is not the ballad of Guy
or Cody,
Saviours weak and frail and bony,
If you'll think back, and not too far,
Recall that I speak of Mike Haggar!
And so, pursuing evil's scent,
Haggar strode forth, his wrath unspent,
And I, your faithful balladeer,
Cry out in zealous joy, "Round Clear!"
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Go back a page and see if you can see anything. Then try scrolling to the right...Hey were on page 52 and I can see posts again, so no big deal, thanks for the help anyway.
Something on that page is messing with the column width. Happened on my phone but not on my computer.

That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Go back a page and see if you can see anything. Then try scrolling to the right...Hey were on page 52 and I can see posts again, so no big deal, thanks for the help anyway.
Something on that page is messing with the column width. Happened on my phone but not on my computer.
Cant see shit captain, meh, its only 1 page.
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fuck off Galspanic and fuck your passive-It wasn't a mistake as I see it. The way it was handled was a little less than smooth but the end result isn't any different. I was hoping that he would simply do what every other person does when they want to talk to the staff after they are banned - post in the appeals section with their banned account. I felt that letting him create a new account, while nobody else ever gets to do that, set a bad precedent. He is still allowed to post in appeals as is anyone banned or suspended.
Summit? Haven't heard of this one.
aggressive "he's" too. It was a collective account, it just turned out I was the one who registered it.
Like, how would we get to discuss the closure of the gutter with all the gutter members and the staff if the people posting in the Gutter-Corrupt Staff pegging chamber cannot see the MTGS rape cave?
Are you stupid or are you just playing dense? You stupid idiots weren't even capable of letting one account for the in-numerous banned gutter members post their opinion in the thread where the discussion was actually taking place, keeping the right to ban the account after the ordeal was over. Like it would even take two seconds to just fix the permissions so the account could only see and post in the pegging chamber. But noooo, god forbid you guys exert some critical thinking instead of applying the RULZ like the automatons you guys are.
Yeah keeping behaving like dicks and/or braindead enforcers of your stupid rules is good too. I'm sure its all just a big misunderstanding.[/quote:
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I didn't know it was a collective account as the only person who used it was you. I think that was a fair conclusion.
You were banned. You didn't get to discuss the closure of the Gutter in the Pegging Chamber.
But, it really looks like I am no longer welcome here so that's fine. Sorry we couldn't keep this going because I thought we were getting somewhere.
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When Baguy calls you a bunch of names, you laugh it off, but when Scumbag calls you a bunch of names, you leave?I didn't know it was a collective account as the only person who used it was you. I think that was a fair conclusion.fuck off Galspanic and fuck your passive-aggressive "he's" too. It was a collective account, it just turned out I was the one who registered it.It wasn't a mistake as I see it. The way it was handled was a little less than smooth but the end result isn't any different. I was hoping that he would simply do what every other person does when they want to talk to the staff after they are banned - post in the appeals section with their banned account. I felt that letting him create a new account, while nobody else ever gets to do that, set a bad precedent. He is
still allowed to post in appeals as is anyone banned or suspended.
Summit? Haven't heard of this one.
Like, how would we get to discuss the closure of the gutter with all the gutter members and the staff if the people posting in the Gutter-Corrupt Staff pegging chamber cannot see the MTGS rape cave?
Are you stupid or are you just playing dense? You stupid idiots weren't even capable of letting one account for the in-numerous banned gutter members post their opinion in the thread where the discussion was actually taking place, keeping the right to ban the account after the ordeal was over. Like it would even take two seconds to just fix the permissions so the account could only see and post in the pegging chamber. But noooo, god forbid you guys exert some critical thinking instead of applying the RULZ like the automatons you
guys are.
Yeah keeping behaving like dicks and/or braindead enforcers of your stupid rules is good too. I'm sure its all just a big misunderstanding.
You were banned. You didn't get to discuss the closure of the Gutter in the Pegging Chamber.
But, it really looks like I am no longer welcome here so that's fine. Sorry we couldn't keep this going because I thought we were getting somewhere.
I think progress was being made....when people were posting what they really felt. There was catharsis. But when you go back into politically correct mode, using phrases like 'bad precedents', you lose people. That's why we all laugh off ER - he is incapable of anything else (a shame since he used to be an alright spammer before he starting
politicking).
One reason you are better than the chaff admins (chaffmins?) is that you are candid and down-to-earth. Don't change that, man. And don't shrug your shoulders and trudge off because Scumbag got angry.
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We've been through this more than once. You guys had all the cards on your hands. You could have:I didn't know it was a collective account as the only person who used it was you. I think that was a fair conclusion.
You were banned. You didn't get to discuss the closure of the Gutter in the Pegging Chamber.
1) Given access to the banned members account to the Gutter-Staff pegging chamber and only the Gutter-Staff pegging chamber. You'd have heard our opinion (which you guys were "requesting" at the time) and then banned the account.
2) If the MTGS rules were so "sacred" that you couldn't have done 1) you could have requested our opinion here, by PM, or by AIM
3) You could have just done whatever what you
wanted with YOUR site, without false pretenses that you cared about the opinion of those whose community was wiped out, as you ultimately did.
Except you guys were feeling so post-facto guilty over destroying a whole community just for your personal gain that you guys had to pretend you were genuinely invested in hearing our opinion when it truly was the last thing you guys were interested in, and you couldn't even help yourselves in banning the account without a single message, as a further effort at humiliating and antagonizing the people you banned.
Then you even come here post-facto with some passive-aggressive words about "him" trying to justify your unacceptable attitude. Here's the thing. I was happy with your previous half-assed apology of "yeah, maybe this wasn't handled in the best way". Sorry, I'm done taking abuse from you guys, and I'm going to call you on this kind of attempts at rewriting the facts in a better light for the staff.
We were getting somewhere? You confirmed us that in your infinite leniency we could appeal before the one year limit (but here's the thing, it didn't even apply because no one even had cared to appeal in the first place, so outrageous that the bannings were, so your offer was invalid), and that we would have to convince 50 mods one by one that we have "successfully reformed" and made penance in the MTGS rape cave, I've answered you "Thanks but no thanks" and in response someone banned my wife from MTGS out of spite in the same day. Sure lets call this getting somewhere.But, it really looks like I am no longer welcome here so that's fine. Sorry we couldn't keep this going because I thought we were getting somewhere.
Anyway:
If you want to leave, Leave. Don't do a passive-aggressive post about how you are leaving
because feelings.
If you want to post BS, Nai style, Post. But I'm gonna call you on any BS I see.
If you want to discuss things honestly, without being passive-aggressive and crying that you can't discuss because I'm a big meanie (well no wonder, I've been banned and slandered for more than 6months by a morally corrupt administration, you expect me to behave like the Dalai Lama?), I'll be here listening, and maybe we will reach some sort of conclusion to this (likely live and let live or something).
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Then what in the world was the misscommunication?It wasn't a mistake as I see it. The way it was handled was a little less than smooth but the end result isn't any different. I was hoping that he would simply do what every other person does when they want to talk to the staff after they are banned - post in the appeals section with their banned account. I felt that letting him create a new account, while nobody else ever gets to do that, set a bad precedent. He is still allowed to post in appeals as is anyone banned or suspended.
Summit? Haven't heard of this one.
You knew that account was not just going to be Scumbag.

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Why don't you try posting outside of this thread gals?
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you
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