[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Kaitscralt]

he exiles one foil force of will and counters your sick burn with another foil force of will

[Valdarith]

Inb4 "Goyf should have been reprinted at common."

[Col. Khaddafi]

No one is keeping you from drafting packs and then crying yourself to sleep when you take a look at the haul you netted for fourty bucks

[Col. Khaddafi]

And lets be honest, who even gives two fucks about goyf these days?

[Kaitscralt]

me

[Kaitscralt]

August FNM is Serum Visions

[Col. Khaddafi]

[Mcdonalds]

Semen Visions

[Col. Khaddafi]

They are feeling so embarrassed about MM2015 that they probably rushed the announcement

[Col. Khaddafi]

Is the art still the one with the chick having an OD on Heroin?

[Kaitscralt]

LSD this time

[Valdarith]

It looks like the artist tried to do his own shitty version of Brainstorm, except it turned out even worse because it looks like the subject is under attack by giant semen torpedoes.

[Thrillho]

Cole, everytime I hear you brag about your foil force of wills, I feel so bad that you spent four figures to get some such an uninspired art when you could have literally had a fucking awesome looking one for 1/10th of their price

I use non-foil forces as checklist versions of the foil ones for full effect.
also don't feel bad, they're already worth $60 more a piece from when I bought them.

[Thrillho]

It looks like the artist tried to do his own shitty version of Brainstorm, except it turned out even worse because it looks like the subject is under attack by giant semen torpedoes.

serum retconned to be metallic vedalken spooge.

[Thrillho]

They are feeling so embarrassed about MM2015 that they probably rushed the announcement

their dicks really hit them in their faces on this one.

[Khaospawn]

Man, figured since I haven't been on in a few days, there would actually be a lot to catch up on in here.

I was wrong.

Also, Thrillho, I saw this today and laughed.

[Khaospawn]

Also, I think I'm seeing somebody now, which is pretty cool. Totally unexpected.

[Kaitscralt]

Also, I think I'm seeing somebody now, which is pretty cool. Totally unexpected.

[Khaospawn]

LOL

She's totally not married. As it would turn out, I met her 5 years ago through my brother at a party, where both discussed our love of Trivium (awesome band). We became Facebook friends a year ago and then finally decided to hang out on Friday after messaging each other for a few weeks.

I say "hang out," but she more or less kidnapped me to go drinking. We spent the next day watching bad zombie movies, playing Mortal Kombat, quoting Stepbrothers, and discussing metal bands. And having lots of sex in between. /brags

Weirdly enough, she told me a story about how she met me at another party 5 years ago, where I was belligerent drunk and was caught pissing on a door. I vaguely remember that party, as I had downed an entire bottle of Jack Daniels beforehand. Somehow, she still wanted to talk to me 5 years after that.

She also told me why she doesn't talk to or hang out with my brother anymore. It's because she punched him in the face and nearly knocked him out during a verbal fight. Which is the same reason why I don't talk to my brother anymore - I punched him in the face because he's fucking his life up by doing way too much coke. But that's another story for another day.

Life is really weird. But in a good way.

[Kaitscralt]

why do you always piss on things

[windstrider]

why do you always piss on things

Pretty sure the response would be "why don't you piss on things?"

[hamfactorial]

Heh, I remember when I saw the Simpsons Thrillhouse jpg for the first time. My mom thought the show was rude and inappropriate for my developing mind, so I wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid and missed the joke when I met Thrillho here.

I didn't know it was a joke until I came across that jpg and looked up the scene on YouTube.

[Aodh]

You punched your brother because he was doing too much drugs? That seems like a weird response to someone else doing something to themselves. Was he, like, doing the drugs at you somehow?

You must be kidding.

[windstrider]

You punched your brother because he was doing too much drugs? That seems like a weird response to someone else doing something to themselves. Was he, like, doing the drugs at you somehow?

Have you ever tried to talk to someone doing something irrational? Sometimes, an irrational response is the only way to get through to them.

[TubeHunter]

Oppoent Infernal tutors for phyrexian obliterator, tells me that grixis delver isn't a very good deck when he wins.


Thank you, Black red infernal tutor obliterator player, for showing me the error of my ways

[LP, of the Fires]

Drafted MM15 today with proxies at the store and won.

UR elementals was great. Had swans of Bryn Agnol, Kiki jiki, all the good elementals including double spite bellows and mulldrifter to combo with kiki and Swans. In every match I managed to draw at least 5 with swans at least once. Soulbright flamekin and incandescent soulstoke seem like most important cards in the archetype since they enable all the good stuff by accelerating your mana because the archetype seems fairly mana hungry.

Final round played turn 3 mulldrifter, turn 4 Elemental lord plus soulstoke, turn 6, kiki, put mulldrifter into play with lord, clone mulldrifter, blades of veils, swing a billion in the air.

[Thrillho]

Honestly if you don't want to punch someone coked up in the face, it's probably you who has the problem.

[Thrillho]

Bonestorm.

[Thrillho]

I don't think I've drafted the same MM deck twice aside from RG 5-c Vengeful Rebirth.exodia.
GW Token Anthems is probably my second favorite after drafting every Vengeful Rebirth.

[windstrider]

Bonestorm.

The sequel to Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.

[windstrider]

We now have glowing text options?

What madness is this?

[admin]

QR_BBPOST We now have glowing text options?

What madness is this?

We lost a lot of key features when we upgraded, but in return, we were graced with a decent amount of new forumfaggotry

[windstrider]

QR_BBPOST We now have glowing text options?

What madness is this?

We lost a lot of key features when we upgraded, but in return, we were graced with a decent amount of new forumfaggotry

Well, thank the gods for that.

[LP, of the Fires]

So if we could get better skins, that would be great.

But if we can't, that's fine too.

[Valdarith]

[hamfactorial]

Oh, wait. Was she a great big fat person?

[Khaospawn]

You punched your brother because he was doing too much drugs? That seems like a weird response to someone else doing something to themselves. Was he, like, doing the drugs at you somehow?

Have you ever tried to talk to someone doing something irrational? Sometimes, an irrational response is the only way to get through to them.

It's a long story. And a family situation, I suppose. But, the summarized version is that he was (and somewhat still is) in a very negative downward spiral of doing too much cocaine and surrounding himself with all sorts of the wrong people. I have not done drugs since last year, and when I stopped, I watched him distance himself from me (and also taking with him some of my "so called" friends) and start making increasingly more bad decisions. I was extremely worried about his safety and well being and when I tried to speak to him about it, he (for lack of a better word) spurned me.

I then confronted him about it and it turned physical. I know what I did wasn't the best way to handle it. What I said at the time, and what I still say now, is that I made the right decision but went about doing it the wrong way.

[Kaitscralt]

we care a lot

[Mcdonalds]

http://youtu.be/d1g9PFtSCKw

[Kaitscralt]

you get a gold star