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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:12 am

My local neighborhood gas station is less than a block away. I'll do what I want.
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Postby Manders » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:32 am

And I'll decide you are the most retarded person on this website and feel as passionately against you as I do Kanye.

It's a free country, after all.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:43 am

I don't know if I should be grouped with kanye. My life isn't that dope, and I don't do that much dope shit.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:53 am

If you drink and drive youre a great card analyst.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:53 am

Additionally there is a friend I had a falling out with 6 months ago. He apparently broke up with his gf 3 days ago. I know this because I fucked on someone's couch at 4am last night.
I'm only posting I. Time between matches. Eat a dick
Youre a great card analyst.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:54 am

Oh i forgot about the filter neutering me calling you a fucking retard.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:55 am

My local neighborhood gas station is less than a block away. I'll do what I want.
Walk you fucking glorified ball sac.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:55 am

I hope you go drink and drive, and spontaneously combust on your way out the door.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:56 am

I have lost all respect for you.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:13 am

And if you ever tell me to eat a dick again you drunk driving omastar faced fuck, i will shove a 5layer burrito down your throat, and fucking donkey punch the shit out of you while I fuck you in your ass and use the burrito wrapper as a effing condom.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:14 am

Tl;dr why would you post about driving drunk on an internet forum. Haha hehe.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:17 am

I have lost all respect for you.
This implies that there was respect at one time
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:19 am

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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:19 am

Also, eat a bag of dicks
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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:22 am

I was drunk from 8pm yesterday until 630 pm today and somehow I didn't need to post about it in an attempt to act cool. Weird.
Yeah I remember my first beer
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:28 am

I have lost all respect for you.
This implies that there was respect at one time
I am not japing you when i say you are a piece of human trash.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:28 am

I was drunk from 8pm yesterday until 630 pm today and somehow I didn't need to post about it in an attempt to act cool. Weird.
Yeah I remember my first beer
Are you retarded or just uneducated?
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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:29 am

Is there any lesson sports can't teach?
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:30 am

Are you so butt hurt about being called out on being crap that you are trying to lampoon my posts from way earlier in regards to you sucking?
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:30 am

Are you about to go full randall?
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:31 am

Like seriously, grow up.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:31 am

I just said all kinds of ridiculously childish things, yet by not bragging about being a drunk driver I am still leaps and bounds ahead of you.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:31 am

I stand by my actions.
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:32 am

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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:32 am

I love to go get drunk with my pregnant girlfriend!

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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:33 am

I like to do cocaine before I fly airplanes!

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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:33 am

I stand by my actions.
Please dont reproduce, please do fall asleep with something frying on the stove.
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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:34 am

I like to do cocaine before I fly airplanes!

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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:35 am

It sure is fun to have unprotected sex while I have AIDS and not tell anyone!

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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:36 am

Oh man, I do enjoy your avatar, I had not seen it until I switched to non-mobile to thank for the post
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Postby Manders » Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:16 am

We need a trash smilie. Just for this guy.
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Postby Manders » Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:19 am

Like, did you seriously think we would think it's funny to put people's lives at risk? To drive less than a block, no less?!

Seriously, I walked more than that today just around my house, you fucking douche. And I'm fat!

You fucking douche.
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Postby Blackhound » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:09 pm

I like being old enougto buy my own alcohol and also have learned the lessons associated with excessive drinking. Allowing me to keep a good level of drunkenness for a double digit number of hours

Also, dominating some mvc3 with amatersu, shuma gorath and iron fist.

Bitches don't know what hit em
Ironfist is shit.
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Postby Blackhound » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:31 pm

Is that the team order as well ? If so that is shit.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:14 pm

Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!
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Noooooooooooooo
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:15 pm

shouldn't the hashtag be rezombrags
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Postby Checkbox » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:02 pm

Youre both so cool and your posts are awesome.
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Postby Checkbox » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:06 pm

Haha wow even I can't analyze cards that well
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Postby rezombad » Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:14 pm

I like being old enougto buy my own alcohol and also have learned the lessons associated with excessive drinking. Allowing me to keep a good level of drunkenness for a double digit number of hours

Also, dominating some mvc3 with amatersu, shuma gorath and iron fist.

Bitches don't know what hit em
Ironfist is shit.
So is dog for the most part. I just wanted to use some characters out of my comfort zone that played differently.

What other fighting games do you play?
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:19 pm

He plays one where he gets behind the wheel of a car after drinking and hopes he doesnt kill any children.
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