Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:45 pm

Yeah, that's fair enough. Thing is, I don't really care about getting sick but I do care about dying. The chance that an ebola outbreak will occur within Canada is miniscule, but I guess I'm talking larger scale here too rather than just me personally (as in, mass vaccinations for ebola sounds like a good thing).

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:46 pm

I bet North Korea scares you to Stardust.

Not as much as Russia.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:46 pm

Can ebola even survive in canada? I mean people can barely live there.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:17 pm

Ebola shouldn't concern white people, specially people in Canada because its a disease who only kills black people in Africa

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:32 pm

If my son had ebola I'd be in big trouble.

Anyway, I'm not saying you should be scared of ebola, I'm saying you should be more scared of ebola than of swine flu (unless you are elderly or otherwise in danger of dying due to a cough and fever).
Right. And im saying youre wrong.

Thats like saying you should be more worried about glanders disease than shingles, because glanders is fatal. No, thats called being a hypochondriac or chicken little. You are far more likely to,contract shingles, and that should concern you. I worried about swine flu, it seemed highly contagious. Lo and behold, i contracted H1n1. Did I die? Obv not. Was it the worst sickness I've ever had bar none? Absolutely.

If you think ebola is a bigger deal than H1N1 you are wrapped in the same stupidity as the others who are freaking out with you.

hes saying that if his son had ebola, he'd be in trouble because they make out all the time

Gatts · Postby **Gatts** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:41 pm

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:28 pm

Y'all should be more afraid of AIDS than ebola, yet you're still screwing around.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:26 am

Give it a monh or 2 and the news wont be talking about it anymore and will have moved onto the next bullshit story.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:33 am

Mad cow disease.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:53 am

I don't believe you

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 1:05 am

Should i sell my foil arid mesa now ?

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 1:08 am

Did America get mad cow disease back in the day ? did FOX news claim it was going to wipe out half the country ?

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 1:23 am

Marvel vs Capcom 2 has a storyline.

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:37 am

Marvel vs Capcom 2 has a storyline.

So does "Debbie Does Dallas"

Who posted on my helpdesk? I just noticed it today. It's the most action I had on there since July.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:45 am

It's the most action you've had since your mom found she could get better dick elsewhere

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:49 am

It's the most action you've had since your mom found she could get better dick elsewhere

That really isn't funny. I hope your grandma kills you with a 9mm.

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:35 pm

Jesus christ hbo play something other than the same shitty episodes of Steve Buscemi's "THIS IS PROHIBITION!"

that show is insane

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:25 pm

Change your avatar.

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:26 pm

I love my avatar

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:16 pm

You are the worst.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:46 pm

Y'all should be more afraid of AIDS than ebola, yet you're still screwing around.

I mean there are a near infinite number of things North Americans should be afraid of before Ebola.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:46 pm

Should i sell my foil arid mesa now ?

As opposed to when it was worth it's peak value? It's not like it's going to go down unless they print more.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:48 pm

Marvel vs Capcom 2 has a storyline.

All of the Vs games do.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:54 pm

Marvel vs Capcom 2 has a storyline.
So does "Debbie Does Dallas"

Who posted on my helpdesk? I just noticed it today. It's the most action I had on there since July.

Who is this person

RUBRDUX · Postby **RUBRDUX** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:35 pm

Some mod from MTGS

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:54 am

He's a gimmick. The other guy ain't. Let's all be frinds.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:55 am

The site's new URL is back on the first spot on my Chrome's thumbnails, as it should be.

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:47 pm

Happy Birthday, Ximbad.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:37 pm

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:38 pm

RIP Ximbad

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:38 pm

I'm writing a manual on how to use some proprietary software for new writers at my job and it contains the phrases "eldrich coding horrors" and "sentient mass of rubber bands and wires" so hopefully this guide is a fun and useful tool for future generations.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:38 pm

RIP g_c

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:40 pm

The guide is for the uncontested most boringest and tedious part of the job, so every opportunity to add humor and levity to a mind-wrenching task and common source of "staying at the office until the early hours of the next day" is hopefully appreciated.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:40 pm

I'm writing a manual on how to use some proprietary software for new writers at my job and it contains the phrases "eldrich coding horrors" and "sentient mass of rubber bands and wires" so hopefully this guide is a fun and useful tool for future generations.

Try to include the phrase: "malicious actions against websites"

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:41 pm

I included the instruction "do not despair, because despair is the mind killer and our task has only just begun."

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:46 pm

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:57 pm

I bet our new hires would be more willing to read the work procedures if we wrote them like that. Hmm...

How to use a bandsaw
1) Don't cut your fingers off.
2) Put the piece in the hydraulic vise and close the vice.
3) Don't squish your fingers off.
4) Start the blade and lower it to begin cutting.
5) Don't cut your fingers off.
6) Sit in the chair for about half an hour, conversing with whoever happens to walk by.
7) When the cut is complete, take the piece out and do it all again. This will be your life for the next several days, so get comfortable and don't cut your fingers off.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:14 pm

Now you're getting it!

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:26 pm

I bet our new hires would be more willing to read the work procedures if we wrote them like that. Hmm...

How to use a bandsaw
1) Don't cut your fingers off.
2) Put the piece in the hydraulic vise and close the vice.
3) Don't squish your fingers off.
4) Start the blade and lower it to begin cutting.
5) Don't cut your fingers off.
6) Sit in the chair for about half an hour, conversing with whoever happens to walk by.
7) When the cut is complete, take the piece out and do it all again. This will be your life for the next several days, so get comfortable and don't cut your fingers off.

Someone write me a manual on how to make good posts in this style

Postby **Stardust** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:27 pm

So you can give it to me?

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