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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:05 pm

kpaca is so obsessed with my farts that I'm going to fart in a bottle and send it to him.

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:06 pm

Because I am cool and awesome and everyone must know.

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:06 pm

I just fear that all this talk of my farts will trigger him.

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Postby rezombad » Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:08 pm

Spam is a proud transgender black lesbian. Don't you dare oppress him!
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here

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Postby Second Harkius » Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:09 pm

Spam is a proud transgender black lesbian. Don't you dare oppress him!
I prefer 'sapphic nubian he-she'

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:18 am

Make sure you include on your resume the fact that you're a moderator on a successful gaming website.

Duties include: Doing nothing while other people post spoilers.
There's a good post right here.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:15 am

He took 5 arabic classes but doesn't list arabic as a language? Rough. Me inscribí en sólo cuatro clases de español , y yo soy medio fluido. Pregunta a GR!

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Postby Stardust » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:08 pm

There's a good post right here.
Don't encourage him!
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Postby Stardust » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:09 pm


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Postby Blackhound » Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:49 pm

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Postby Blackhound » Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:50 pm

A large chunk of skin has peeled off my foot.

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Postby Khaospawn » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:52 pm

That's...kinda gross.
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In a pinch, Khaos' beard can help turn this around.
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Postby Gatts » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:19 pm

If there's one thing I can't stand, its people whining about how tangle wire on turn 3 is not the correct time to play it. Ok fuck-face, how am I playing my mono-red control deck incorrectly? I'm sure you're the expert you filthy jew!

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Postby Stardust » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:23 pm

Premeditated racism? On turn 3? Save it for the late game - it's too early to be sending him on tilt.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:31 pm

I've always wondered if antisemitism can really be considered a form of racism, which is probably obvious it can. One thing is certain: it is a form of human stupidity.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:09 am

Gatts is going for shock value.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:10 am

what a scrump!

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:25 pm

kpaca is so obsessed with my farts that I'm going to fart in a bottle and send it to him.
*yawn*

Every time you try this whole "hurrr im not a tool this is kpaca being over board" you just fall on your face and look more like a dude who is obsessed with being told how awesome the stuff he does is.

I used to think it was cool that you referenced bong wang so much, because I thought scumbag made that gimmick. Of course not, you wouldnt mention something over and over if you didnt fart it out first. Like ive been saying, I don't know when you became obsessed with getting ego strokes from such a small website, but its a sad look man. And eyerollingly annoying to boot.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:44 pm

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:10 pm

let's face it, whenever I try to bury the hatchet with you you show up the next week talking about my farts and self-congratulatory posts.

Maybe get over it?

You milked the angry black dude gimmick for a decade so maybe I'll milk the narcissistic spammer gimmick for a bit longer.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:12 pm

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:14 pm

Also, Bong Wang was never me.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:20 pm

I just dont like narcissitic people. Its not a hatchet to be buried thats where you keep fucking up. Like get your head out of your ass youre actually beneath me on the feud scale lol at me feuding with you.

If you continue to love the smell of your farts, ill continue to note it. As madding recently posted attesting too, I'm not the only person who rolled his eyes at your whole "everyone is sore from my awesome penis" attempts at ego-stroking.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:21 pm

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:22 pm

Also unlike you, i gimmicked up for years because people assumed I was black. No one assumed you were funny and they liked your spam, you literally force fed us that shit back when we couldnt gutterban you because you were an mtgs mod.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:22 pm

youre actually beneath me on the feud scale lol at me feuding with you.
This was almost my exact insult towards you a few months ago. Get some new material.

And Madding and I only communicate to each other in insults so that's basically null.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:23 pm

Preemptive guess of spams post:

Youre sore
Youre a wigger
U mad
Im cool
*farting noises* Huff......

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:24 pm

youre actually beneath me on the feud scale lol at me feuding with you.
This was almost my exact insult towards you a few months ago. Get some new material.

And Madding and I only communicate to each other in insults so that's basically null.
I know! Except its laughable coming from you to me, so i used it towards you! Oh my god ikr! Abrasive Comedy! I'll explain it one day!

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:24 pm

you literally force fed us that shit back when we couldnt gutterban you because you were an mtgs mod.
Some good revisionist history. After getting back into the gutter during the 2011 Rax gutter closure, I hardly posted there at all. It was Nai who started blanket trolling you all after becoming a global and getting back in.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:25 pm

Preemptive guess of spams post:

Youre sore
Youre a wigger
U mad
Im cool
*farting noises* Huff......
I posted it first Im funnier.

It was the fart one who would have guessed!

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:26 pm

But please, if you want to break up posting about your ex girlfriend and your album which may or may not ever come out to talk about my farts, go for it.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:26 pm

But please, if you want to break up posting about your ex girlfriend and your album which may or may not ever come out to talk about my farts, go for it.
You are so fucking stupid.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:27 pm

Like I dont understand sometimes how someone with a literature degree can't seem to understand meanings of things.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:27 pm

Oh wait they just hand out lit degrees i forgot.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:27 pm

It's a shame that 'I don't give a fuck kpaca' got replaced with 'whiny child poo-pants kpaca'

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:29 pm

you literally force fed us that shit back when we couldnt gutterban you because you were an mtgs mod.
Some good revisionist history. After getting back into the gutter during the 2011 Rax gutter closure, I hardly posted there at all. It was Nai who started blanket trolling you all after becoming a global and getting back in.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. What are you even talking about!? My post was about how you sucked in the gutter but we were kinda stuck with you. Then eventually we let you stick around since you went all huffy anti-ria and anti-staff when
they stopped stroking your ego.

I mean youve always been incredibly narcissistic but tone that shit down man its growing out of control.

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:30 pm

Needed more 'hahahahaha's

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:31 pm

It's a shame that 'I don't give a fuck kpaca' got replaced with 'whiny child poo-pants kpaca'
Good one! Pretty sure I still give zero fucks otherwise I'd care about your feelings and internet-friendship instead of trying to get you to stop making posts asking for people to fondle you.

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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:32 pm

Raise your hand if youre name isnt Jeremy and you think I'm being overly whiny! Anyone?

Yeah didnt think so. It's not whining just because it's directed at how much you stank dude.


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