Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

[( G_R )]

Go Packers!

[( G_R )]

Everything is a lie.

[( G_R )]

The cake is a lie.

[Stardust]

One day you'll realize that I'm really a Chinese guy posting from Wisconsin.

[imopen2]

you do like the packers for some strange reason that is indefensible

[imopen2]

kaze was from michigan, supposedly born in canada...rip

[Mcdonalds]

Friend of my girlfriend started asking me questions for some reason, in order

1 favorite console

Pokemon or digimon

Favorite gen and Pokemon

If you were a fruit what would you be


My only regret is not trolling more

[( G_R )]

Always troll more.

[Kaitscralt]

always fuck the inquisitive friend

[Kaitscralt]

and the other friends

[Kaitscralt]

apeucated

[Col. Khaddafi]

Define educated

Educated as in "people who read books these days"

yanno, the lowest common denominator

[Col. Khaddafi]

Yup Kaze is just from some part of the Northern America continent which is near to Quebec

[Col. Khaddafi]

Also Kaze is a battle hardened forum dweller, so this is worse because I fear he might have gone the way of Shalako, I remember shit got real IRL for him.

Hope he is doing fine.

[Kaitscralt]

I hope the shit hit the fan

[( G_R )]

A man is riding a train from Madrid to Paris, when suddenly he gets the urge to take a crap. He runs towards the WC, when he sees that it's occupied, and there is a little line outside. He runs to another car, and the toilet is out of order there. He keeps running towards the back of the train, and every time he finds a situation that prevents him from using every toilet available.

Desperate, he enters a sleeping car and decides that he'll take his shit there, catch the turd in his sock, and throw the sock out the window. So he does. He opens the window and starts spinning the sock like a sling shot, and throws it out. He didn't realize that there was a hole in his sock, so when he turns around to the room there's shit sprinkled all over the walls and roof. Embarrassed, he slightly opens the door and stops a steward that was passing by:

- "Mate, I'll give you 20 euros if you clean up all this mess".

nTo which the guy answered:

- "Mister, I'll give you a hundred if you tell me how you took a shit like that".

[Mcdonalds]

I hoped that if I really believed, kaze would turn out to be some French weirdo

Which would make the xenophobic anti French sentiment that shows up in my posts every so often justified

[Mcdonalds]

always fuck the inquisitive friend

Dude is named for a Star Trek character, pass

[Kaitscralt]

Spock Johnson

[Mcdonalds]

If only

[( G_R )]

[Second Harkius]

RIP Kazemackeral

[Gatts]

RIP in Pepperonis.

[Stardust]

I'm going to try something later today. Perhaps around noon. Yes. I'm coming for you, Kaze.

[Checkbox]

I feel like an asshole, I brought up I get laid semi-frequently twice

I now know what it's like to be checkbox

How does it feel?

[Checkbox]

I have a sweet beard, I should enter a competition.

[Mcdonalds]

I feel like an asshole, I brought up I get laid semi-frequently twice

I now know what it's like to be checkbox

How does it feel?

It feels

[Kaitscralt]

I have a sweet beard, I should enter a competition.

[( G_R )]

[Checkbox]

Lol that was pretty good

[Checkbox]

I'd show you a picture of my beard to disprove the neck beard rumors, but there's no way that can end well

[( G_R )]

Dammit Checkbox

[donasdux]

This is all.

[( G_R )]

Said the neckbeard.

[( G_R )]

[Mcdonalds]

In a car driving to the scg open

Need fucking alcohol

[Mcdonalds]

This is all.

Go on...

[Col. Khaddafi]

Calling someone you dislike a neckbeard is usually a safe bet provided you are posting it on a magical cards webforum

[Col. Khaddafi]

Naturally, by that same metric, calling someone you like a neckbeard is equally safe.

[Blackhound]

Niggers ?