Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:07 pm

They need to open an in n out closer to my house so I can post about getting fat eating their foods to everyone's detriment and annoyance

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:07 pm

INB4 Kaze's ex-wife jokes.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:14 pm

Too late

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 11:18 pm

GR wants to hire Kaze's wife

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:49 am

They're making a sequal to fight club

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:49 am

WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:50 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:50 am

IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:44 am

Wut. Sounds bad.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:49 am

Middle aged father brings back Tyler Durden and rejoins project mayhem for some reason. Tyler Durden has been around for centuries and is some meta physical being. Like I said, sounds bad.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:14 pm

I don't even remember making those posts last night, but I still agree with them.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:41 pm

maybe tyler durden made them

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:52 pm

His name was Stardust Paulsen

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:02 pm

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:14 pm

I fuck like you want to fuck.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:26 pm

Cuando vos eras huevo, yo ya volaba.
Cuando vos volabas, yo ya volaba huevo.

-Guatemalan proverb.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:34 pm

What's that about eggs?

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:35 pm

Haha, google translate doesn't understand either!

"When you were egg, and flew.
When you were flying, I was flying egg."

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:37 pm

Oh, I actually did read that right. I think I understand what it means now, but I'll just say that experience can't always trump natural ability.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:37 pm

Still don't get the flying eggs part at the end though...

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:54 pm

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:55 pm

It's word play, using a very local idiom...

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:56 pm

"When you were an egg, I was already flying.
When you were flying, I was already fucking."

Not very translatable.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:57 pm

It doesn't even make sense in the entire Hispanic world.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:58 pm

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:59 pm

The second huevo is referring to testicles, btw.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:00 pm

Huevos, cojones, pelotas...

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:01 pm

"Hey baby, want to fly eggs with me tonight?"

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:08 pm

The second huevo is referring to testicles, btw.

That's, like, the opposite of correct.

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:12 pm

Cuando vos eras huevo, yo ya volaba.
Cuando vos volabas, yo ya volaba huevo.

-Guatemalan proverb.

hahahaha great proverb!

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:12 pm

awesome play with the word double meaning

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:14 pm

"Hey baby, want to fly eggs with me tonight?"

more like steal/snatch eggs.

Speaking of snatch there's one more double meaning

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:18 pm

Heh. The puns are so deep they transcend language completely.

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:24 pm

wow that's old school mtgs style

FuckinA right; Old school is the way to go, Son.............

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:53 pm

Hey, it's dux! That guy I replaced in his first mafia game which got me badly lynched. How's it going?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:10 pm

hes doing that thing where you read through the thread and respond to whatever post individually.

Postby **Stardust** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:14 pm

Yeah, but that's weird.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:52 am

He searched the thread for mtgs. #StillSore

donasdux · Postby **donasdux** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:01 am

He searched the thread for mtgs. #StillSore

Close. I searched my name. Give me some credit.
But I'm pretty much under the radar over there, and wasn't on staff when all of the bullshit went on. Hell, I've never even seen the "Gutter" nor do I give any fucks about it.
Hey Stardust, I still haven't joined another Mafia since I was so humbly pummeled. haha

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:09 am

The Gutter is not all what the urban legends say it is.

Dies to Removal

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