Quicky FNM report while I am in an 8 man queue. Didn't get to play enough tonight for my tastes. First 8 man fast wins vs rb aggro. He got land screwed and then land flooded.
Z's deck except -1 spark trooper for +1 blind obedience. There's only one gruul player there and it's my friend and his deck isn't traditional so I hedged for the more universal card.
Match 1 vs Brandon with GW token agro. The usual concept.
Game 1, he gets an early voice, I get an early YP and we're about even on the race. I attack into a knight token and voice with muta/elemental/YP with boros charm in hand and he is representing no advent. He didn't want to trade the knight for muta so after indestructible, he traded his voice for an elemental token.I slot into control using YP and friends to trade with as much as I could and snuck in attacks with ashley and a phoenix until I burned him out with extra cracks and charms.
-1 shock (
only target was experiment 1 game 1, turns out he had boon satyr too), -4 crack, 4 charm, +2 mortar, 1 of's of glare, chandra, helix, vault, chain, yp, and assemble. Kept toying around with whether I should keep that extra shock.
Game 2, mull away mountain, vault, chain, shock, YP, and strike for a more balanced hand. He lands an early brimaz, I land early YP. I try to burn it out with strike/shock but he responds with rootborn. Tokens trade with Brimaz, he plays another, and I don't have enough to stop it.
Game 3, I keep a 2 land hand with magma jet intent on scrying away anything that isn't a land...and then scry reveals my singleton glare so I keep it. Next turn he lands fiendslayer. Heh. Anyway, stuck on two lands, I have a voice beating me down while I desperately try and hit land 4 with YP playing defense. I finally hit land 4 and Helix helps me stabilize, Chandra herself slowly ticks up while he floods. He scoops as I threaten ultimate though I think I had him in hand or in creatures.
nMatch 2 vs Ken with Rw devotion:
Game 1, he never hits white mana with charms and helixes in hand. Judge has to explain to him trigger rule with YP vs killing it in response. No biggy. That token did 3 damage

. Although he does 9 damage with searing bloods, helix helps me stabilize. He plays a reckoner right at the end which tells me I'm control for the match.
-1 ashley, -4 crack, -4 charm, +2 BlOb, 2 mortar, 1 helix, 1 yp, chain, vault, and chandra
Game 2 we both hit land 4 quickly. He's slightly flooding and showing no creatures. Early reckoner dies to lightning strike. I play a YP, it dies leaving behind 2 tokens from 2 shock. Those 2 tokens proceed to do 8 damage to him over the course of the game. In the middle of that, we start playing helix wars. He plays SBD, dies to mortars immediately. I helix a reckoner, he redirects it to me. He helixes me, I helix him back. He keeps trying to get me to
lethal burn while I just keep holding up mana for a 3rd helix and poking at him with tokens. If I wasn't patient, I would have lost instantly.
Sidebar, just crushed mono blue match 2 in the 8 man. Misplay when I should have shocked his tidebinder before thassa came online because he cast rapid hybridize on thassa for a free token in response. Didn't matter but I realized it was a mistake right after I passed priority with thassa on stack. I just split and gave him the QP. Like I'm grinding those.
So, back to match 3 of the FNM while I wait for another queue.
Match 3 vs Brady with GW
He plays boon satyrs, mana dorks, etc and such end of my turn which instantly die to jets and shocks and such. He lands a bow mid game which is a bit weird in my eyes. Then near the end of the game he lands...witch stalker. I burn him out in a panic in response to final bow activation. So....make that hexproof. I think I board out 3 charm, 3 ashley for muta, glare, yp, helix, and 2 mortars.
Just did another 8
man, lost to jund when hits ruric thar and i had to go to 3 to remove it and a dragon who he almost monsteroused. He followed up with poly and a big ooze even though I got my chain.
So, game 2 he goes gladecover, ethereal armor, bow and then ajani.
Game 3, I decide to go for hate. +4 cacklers, glare, yp, muta, -3 helix, -2 chain, -1 shock, -1 charm. Turn 1, cackler/ elf. Turn 2, YP/ ethereal armor, turn 3, jet, cackler/etheral armor. Turn 4, 2 cackler/yp/elemental/vault for 9 getting him to 8 while I force myself to keep a glare while I don't have white mana. Turn 4, 2 more ethereal armor for 15.
Game store own makes announcment that there aren't enough people to cut to top 8 so he's cutting to top 4. I assume that means I'm out until standings post showing me in 3rd. Go fig.
Match 4 vs Cory: U devotion with esper lands
I ask after the match and he said he had all the esper shock lands so he could cast nightveil. I originally read him on Uw devotion.
Game 1, the only damage I take is
from my own land and I just wave crush him down with ash zealots, phoenixes, and vaults as he durdles to turn 3 thassa.
-4 charm, -4 crack, +2 mortar, glare(which ended up having no targets but i never drew it), chandra, vault, chain, YP, helix
Game 2 he starts off stuck with 1 island and a vault but my hand is land flood, mortars, strike, and a phoenix. I let the bird beat on me as he gets a second island and follows with frostburn. I finally get aggressive with my single phoenix and vault as I flood to 8 lands between hand and play. He is clearly stuck on 3 lands wanting to hit 4 as he gets a second frostburn when I'm at 5 lands. Strike the bird end of turn, overload mortars on my turn, and he flashes 2 masters, domestication, and nightveil.
Since Brady with hexproof also made it to top 4, I split and leave. Onto 3rd 8 man game now. Up 3 tickets. I'll catch up on the thread as I can.