[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:32 am

That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing.

The more you know...

"Fruit fly" is another one I've heard. Also "beard".

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:48 am

That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing.

The more you know...
It's a thing, gay men and straight women go together like peanut butter and chocolate, in that they're fun together, but chocolate is never going to fuck peanut butter, even though peanut secretly hopes one day chocolate will.

I've got a friend who insists that straight men are only straight because they haven't tried gay sex. It's obnoxious as fuck. I can imagine it being obnoxious the other way around too.

NerdBoyWonder · Postby **NerdBoyWonder** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:53 am

I went to draft on Sunday and two girls (who happen to play with their boyfriends) played in the tournament. Everyone was very nice to them. It was nice to see. It would have been nicer if they weren't heffers, but whatevs

This is you lol

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:58 am

James? I have been recently working with an Australia-based company and I'm wondering why they said some "compliments" in the usual culture towards women can be considered harassment in Australian culture. Any input on this?

Its a pretty complex issue here, we have developed a very PC culture towards that sort of thing I am afraid.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:02 am

Nigger.

There, I said it.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:09 am

My Lez friends definitely have called me a "broho" before which I found hilarious. Still had sex with one of them(turns out she was bi, so I'm absolved).

Also, some jewish guy said something hilarious to me one night at the bar: There's no such thing as bi, you either suck dick, or you don't.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:11 am

If ever you decide magic players are the worst, check out Curses hearthstone site.

SCRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:12 am

I went to draft on Sunday and two girls (who happen to play with their boyfriends) played in the tournament. Everyone was very nice to them. It was nice to see. It would have been nicer if they weren't heffers, but whatevs

Exhibit A: The Problem.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:16 am

I just no my Anaconda don't want none unless she got buns.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:17 am

That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing.

The more you know...
It's a thing, gay men and straight women go together like peanut butter and chocolate, in that they're fun together, but chocolate is never going to fuck peanut butter, even though peanut secretly hopes one day chocolate will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u6HhbqAgwc

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:18 am

Also, buy my stuff. Figured I would go into beta for opening my shop and start selling some of the stuff I've accumulated over the years as a way to get used to inventory management and organization.

http://www.ebay.com/usr/thedoomedtravelergames

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:21 am

I just no my Anaconda don't want none unless she got buns.

When a girl walks in with an itty Bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:22 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CazRHB0so

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:24 am

36, 24, 36!

Only if she 5'3

NerdBoyWonder · Postby **NerdBoyWonder** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:00 am

Keith/J_S/L_D you are the man!

These beauties just showed up today. Thank you sir.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:08 am

Keith/J_S/L_D you are the man!

These beauties just showed up today. Thank you sir.

That was quick! Glad they arrived ok! I chose the Goblin Diplomats and Fated Conflagration because you use them in your sig / banner. MPS Mountains because... Mountains.

Enjoy!

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:36 am

I will now be alternating article week 1, video week 2.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:02 am

Aaaawwwww yeeaaahh. Movin' on up!

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:02 am

Let me know if you ever want to do one of those red theory chats we tried to do (and failed at due to technical difficulties) that one night.

It might not make for the most entertaining video content, but I'm sure we could manage something.

GoblinWarchief · Postby **GoblinWarchief** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:10 am

Wow, i found 2 viashino firstblade in my garbage box

now i am just 1 sacred foundry, 4 temples away from playing zem's deck.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:47 am

That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing.

The more you know...
"Fruit fly" is another one I've heard. Also "beard".

Fruit fly is the more PC term for faghag, but beard refers to a slightly different phenomenon. A beard is an opposite sex person who is or pretends to be in a relationship with the queer in question to deflect gay allegations. This arrangement may be consensual or clandestine, short term or long, though in the classical usage it usually refers to a closet case's
unwitting spouse.

And in the bear community the term "Goldilocks" is used for faghags.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:12 am

That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing.

The more you know...
"Fruit fly" is another one I've heard. Also "beard".
Fruit fly is the more PC term for faghag, but beard refers to a slightly different phenomenon. A beard is an opposite sex person who is or pretends to be in a relationship with the queer in question to
deflect gay allegations. This arrangement may be consensual or clandestine, short term or long, though in the classical usage it usually refers to a closet case's unwitting spouse.

And in the bear community the term "Goldilocks" is used for faghags.

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:03 am

No faghags here, just nearly all straight guy friends. I don't go to clubs, I can't give fashion advice to save my life, and I hate gossiping. I like to do typical guy stuff so that might explain it. Magic, video games, and weight lifting is a trinity of vaj repellent.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:16 am

I'm fairly certain lifting is a good way to get bitches if you don't skip leg day

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:19 am

http://www.channelfireball.com/videos/c ... d-rw-burn/

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:24 am

I'm fairly certain lifting is a good way to get bitches if you don't skip leg day

I'm sure, but I meant the ladies aren't exactly clamming up to do bench presses with a homo.

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:40 am

http://www.channelfireball.com/videos/c ... d-rw-burn/

Nice vid like always. Maybe I haven't seen it on the board, but I was wondering what the new sideboard looked like.

Christen · Postby **Christen** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:42 am

James? I have been recently working with an Australia-based company and I'm wondering why they said some "compliments" in the usual culture towards women can be considered harassment in Australian culture. Any input on this?
Its a pretty complex issue here, we have developed a very PC culture towards that sort of thing I am afraid.

HR told some horror stories about it. One in particular getting fired for leaving a female colleague a note "you were wonderful tonight" after a night's party. How do you exactly communicate to an Australian female she's
gorgeous without offending her then?

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:45 am

No idea, I am just lucky I think.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:15 am

No faghags here, just nearly all straight guy friends. I don't go to clubs, I can't give fashion advice to save my life, and I hate gossiping. I like to do typical guy stuff so that might explain it. Magic, video games, and weight lifting is a trinity of vaj repellent.

Most of my friends are straight males too, but I attract nerd girls like flies. I go to clubs very rarely as I have a bum knee and that renders a lot of dancing a painful proposition unless I'm pretty drunk, but if all I want is a one night stand they are a better option than grindr or manhunt (though those are a valuable tool as well if you aren't feeling picky). My fasion sense is uncomplicated and understated (other than combat boots, which are the cornerstone of my wardrobe),
I can help you look good, but I cannot help you make a statement. And gossip has it's place in moderation, it serves a social purpose, and if you are smart about it you can use it to integrate yourself into a new social circle with greater alacrity that without. And I don't work out, partially because I have messed up knees, and partially because i'm lazy. In clothes I look like I am in pretty good shape, because I'm skinny, but I'm in terrible shape, my only saving graces are that I don't eat a lot and I walk everywhere.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:42 am

Jesus Christ. I didn't realize modern had gotten so expensive. $200 Goyfs? $100 fetches / Bobs?

DerWille · Postby **DerWille** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:05 am

That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing.

The more you know...
It's a thing, gay men and straight women go together like peanut butter and chocolate, in that they're fun together, but chocolate is never going to fuck peanut butter, even though peanut secretly hopes one day chocolate will.

Except that Reese guy. He found a way to sneak his peanut butter inside the chocolate. Does everyone hate him for it?

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:46 am

That's the first time I've heard anyone use the word "faghag." And now I can't stop laughing.

The more you know...
It's a thing, gay men and straight women go together like peanut butter and chocolate, in that they're fun together, but chocolate is never going to fuck peanut butter, even though peanut secretly hopes one day chocolate will.
Except that Reese guy. He found a way to sneak his
peanut butter inside the chocolate. Does everyone hate him for it?

Peanut Butter is only doing it so PB's homophobic parents won't suspect he's gay. Chocolate only agreed because her biological clock is ticking and she's having no luck in the dating game.

Reese's is a sham marriage.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:00 am

All is sham marriage.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:19 am

You overextended my overextending the metaphor joke?
I'm so meta, even this acronym.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:10 am

After reading these last few posts, I don't know whether I should feel aroused, hungry, or both.

magicdownunder · Postby **magicdownunder** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:35 am

James? I have been recently working with an Australia-based company and I'm wondering why they said some "compliments" in the usual culture towards women can be considered harassment in Australian culture. Any input on this?
Its a pretty complex issue here, we have developed a very PC culture towards that sort of thing I am afraid.
HR told some horror stories about it. One in particular getting fired
for leaving a female colleague a note "you were wonderful tonight" after a night's party. How do you exactly communicate to an Australian female she's gorgeous without offending her then?

Couldn't you just tell her she is gorgeous? Leaving a note like that could imply sex which isn't something some women like to talk about in the workplace (esp. as a note which can be seen in public).

Just like anywhere else in the world not everybody will react the same way, I think most Australians wouldn't mind its just the ones which do want to let the world know about it

.

RaidaTheBlade · Postby **RaidaTheBlade** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:19 am

CURSE YOU VOCAL MINORITIES!!!

Tyrael · Postby **Tyrael** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:20 am

James? I have been recently working with an Australia-based company and I'm wondering why they said some "compliments" in the usual culture towards women can be considered harassment in Australian culture. Any input on this?
Its a pretty complex issue here, we have developed a very PC culture towards that sort of thing I am afraid.
HR told some horror stories about it. One in particular getting fired
for leaving a female colleague a note "you were wonderful tonight" after a night's party. How do you exactly communicate to an Australian female she's gorgeous without offending her then?

That note clearly implies sex. That's not about her being Australian, it's just a very ambiguous thing to say. Getting fired over that might have been an overreaction tho.

Platypus · Postby **Platypus** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:01 am

I agree, that note indicates more interest than a casual remark "You looked gorgeous!".

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