[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Kazekirimaru]

So, I'm having issues doing my taxes.

I have two w-2s, for starters. One from Michigan(where I live) and one from Indiana(where I worked), I guess? And they took Indiana taxes out on me for the majority of the year which I think they shouldn't have done. Also, apparently I'm ineligible for an EIC this year. Bleh.

[RedNihilist]

Anyhow, I still haven't noticed all those glamorous new places you're talking about, so enjoy your promotion

[Yarpus]

Kait, I'll remind you about our bet.

Kait: "Brimaz will be a staple for multiple control decks"
Me: "They'll push him into everything but he's not gonna be so good so he'll be cut later"

Didn't watched SCG Opens, how did he performed?

[Kaitscralt]

he was everywhere

[Kaitscralt]

well not everywhere but he showed up more than most new rares

10 copies in top 16, 3 copies in top 8

too soon to say if he gets cut, but why would he? control has historically wanted a brimaz type card in the sideboard.

[DroppinSuga]

lol I am not worthy either.

[Self Medicated]

Happy berfday stabber!

In other news, mass amounts of water are now falling from the sky. I believe the technical term is, "rainin' like a mothafucka". Having a cup of coffee whilst on the laptop and listening to the rain is on my list of top 5 favorite things.

what are the other four

In no particular order:

sex
sex
sex
sex

[DroppinSuga]

Pepperoni is delicious.

[hamfactorial]

Anyhow, I still haven't noticed all those glamorous new places you're talking about, so enjoy your promotion

You are in the full member roster now, the restricted subforum should be open to you.

Same thing to Suga, I assume you're referring to Red's post.

[LP, of the Fires]

Happy birthday stabber.

Played a GPT yesterday for PW points. Was the most pointless GPT ever, there where 20 people, 14 of them including myself have 2/3 byes for next season. Two of the people in top 8 have top 8'd recent GPs this year.

So from a competitive point, the tourney was a shark fest and very fun. Went 2-2 drop after starting out 2-0. It was theros and born of the gods sealed which I'm willing to bet is infinitely better then just theros sealed. turns out that all the cards that deal 1 damage to creatures/players are very good sideboard cards as there are tons of x-1s in the format.

[RaidaTheBlade]

So, I know I've put a self-imposed ban on me making decklists while I take a break, but damn if I don't wanna brew a B/r midrange right now.

I think bant walkers will be fairly popular, and planeswalkers winning games on their own seemed to be a pretty prevalent theme throughout the open. B/r midrange would be a pretty powerful deck with walkers being a thing, since you've got 8 kill spells that'll hit them, and then burn too.

It could kinda be like that B/w midrange that got 2 in the top 8, with dragons instead of vamps, etc, etc, etc.


At the very least, it's a deck that actually sounds like it's be fun to play, which is more then I can say for most anything else I've thought about recently.



But now back to ignoring magic for a bit, and playing muramasa rebirth to completion on my vita

[DroppinSuga]

Anyhow, I still haven't noticed all those glamorous new places you're talking about, so enjoy your promotion

You are in the full member roster now, the restricted subforum should be open to you.

Same thing to Suga, I assume you're referring to Red's post.

I could always see the Restricted forum. I thought there was some super cool forum I was missing.

[Yarpus]

Good news. I'll get promotion and 1.5x raise. Apparently I'm pretty damn good at handling angry, english-speaking customers (customer service, second biggest bank in Poland, part of UniCredit group) so they want me in the premium part of the bank.

[LP, of the Fires]

Yarpus good at dealing with Angry americans? Who would have thought.

[Platypus]

I could always see the Restricted forum. I thought there was some super cool forum I was missing.

It's a conspiracy! There was no super secret cool forum. Nothing behind the curtain, just like the wizard of Oz. In fact, I think we're all munchkins...

[Yarpus]

Yarpus good at dealing with Angry americans? Who would have thought.

Australians count as well.

[windstrider]

I could always see the Restricted forum. I thought there was some super cool forum I was missing.

It's a conspiracy! There was no super secret cool forum. Nothing behind the curtain, just like the wizard of Oz. In fact, I think we're all munchkins...

Nope. Nothing to see here.

Move along.

[Alex]

Yarpus good at dealing with Angry americans? Who would have thought.

Australians count as well.

Did you just put Australians into the same fold as Americans?

Well, time to climb into the bunker before James goes nuclear.

[Alex]

Anyhow, I still haven't noticed all those glamorous new places you're talking about, so enjoy your promotion

You are in the full member roster now, the restricted subforum should be open to you.

Same thing to Suga, I assume you're referring to Red's post.

I could always see the Restricted forum. I thought there was some
super cool forum I was missing.

Being a mod is snazzy like that.

[windstrider]

Saw this and thought of you degenerates.

NSFW sexy shower gif

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[zemanjaski]

Yarpus good at dealing with Angry americans? Who would have thought.

Australians count as well.

Did you just put Australians into the same fold as Americans?

Well, time to climb into the bunker before James goes nuclear.

I am trying to direct my energy towards people who benefit from and appreciate it.

[Alex]

America is awesome because we took Mexican food and made it worse.

FREEDOM.

[Jack]

I don't even like Mexican food.

[Jack]

Saw this and thought of you degenerates.

NSFW sexy shower gif

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[LP, of the Fires]

Saw this and thought of you degenerates.

NSFW sexy shower gif

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[Yarpus]

Well, time to climb into the bunker before James goes nuclear.

Crikey!

[TBuzzsaw]

[Midnight_v]

Saw this and thought of you degenerates.

NSFW sexy shower gif

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BASTARD!

That is so rick roll-ish. Love it.

[LP, of the Fires]

Esper Human update per the Sunday Super Series championships:

[deck]
Creatures
4 Soldier of the Pantheon
2 Imposing Sovereign
4 Precinct Captain
3 Brimaz, King of Oreskos
4 Lyev Skyknight
3 Ephara, God of the Polis
1 Heliod, God of the Sun
3 Obzedat, Ghost Council

Other Spells
2 Ultimate Price
2 Far // Away
4 Detention Sphere
2 Spear of Heliod
1 Whip of Erebos

Land
2 Mutavault
4 Temple of Silence
4 Temple of Enlightenment
3 Watery Grave
3 Plains
1 Swamp
4 Hallowed Fountain
4 Godless Shrine
[/deck]

[Lightning_Dolt]

One of the guys from my LGS played in that, I think he was playing junk reanimator.

[NerdBoyWonder]

They kept bringing up the Junk reanimator list but never caught it on camera. I believe they said it made it in the top 16 though but I could be wrong.

[LP, of the Fires]

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/a ... 14/welcome

[zemanjaski]

Anyone have the link to the Jaya backgrounds?

The one I am looking for is the exploding skeleton (being engulfed in yellow flames) with the text "Destruction is best left to professionals". Despite considerable google-fu I have been unable to find it.

[Alex]

The card you're talking about is Burnout but the flavor text you're talking about belongs to Gorilla Shaman.

[zemanjaski]

Must have been a custom art then, no wonder I cannot find it again. Damn.

[RedNihilist]

[deck="G/B Devotion by Shane Giachetti"]
2 Arbor Colossus
4 Burning-Tree Emissary
4 Elvish Mystic
3 Nessian Demolok
2 Nessian Wilds Ravager
4 Sylvan Caryatid
4 Sylvan Primordial
4 Voyaging Satyr
2 Polukranos, World Eater
2 Nylea, God of the Hunt

3 Garruk, Caller of Beasts
2 Abrupt Decay
2 Whip of Erebos

12 Forest
3 Golgari Guildgate
4 Overgrown Tomb
4 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Sideboard:
1 Pithing Needle
3 Nylea's Disciple
2 Skylasher
2 Abrupt Decay
2 Golgari Charm
1 Putrefy
1 Bow of Nylea
3 Bramblecrush[/deck]

Tribute + Whip?
Nice try.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Anyone have the link to the Jaya backgrounds?

The one I am looking for is the exploding skeleton (being engulfed in yellow flames) with the text "Destruction is best left to professionals". Despite considerable google-fu I have been unable to find it.

Burnout is a good one. I like it a lot too.

[Calamity]

For Z:

[zemanjaski]

Thanks, perfect!

[Kaitscralt]

PVDDR followed the DTR Twitter

It's like he knows he's muh hero