[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[zemanjaski]

Light entertainment from this morning: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=585994

[zemanjaski]

This guys FNM = same level as the PT.

[TubeHunter]

seems legit

[zemanjaski]

Satyr Nyx-Smith actually seems good in the board to bring in against control. Army in a can style card.

[redthirst]

He plays at Aes Sedai's lgs.

[zemanjaski]

I stand corrected then. Fantasy-alternate-reality-LGS really does have an amazing field of players.

[Khaospawn]

Now that we're done stereotyping / bashing on people that stereotypes, can we just remember that we're in a Clan to bash women and tell dick jokes?

[redthirst]

Too late. My insensitivity towards the beautiful People's Democratic Republic of Korea and its loud annoying population has torn this clan asunder.

[DocLawless]

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

[LP, of the Fires]

Post Rotation?

[deck]4 Soldier of the Pantheon
3 Fleecemane Lion
2 Scavenging Ooze
2 Spirit of the Labrinth
3 Boros Reckoner
4 Fanatic of Xenagos
3 Polukranos
4 Stormbreath Dragon

4 Domri Rade
2 Xenagos, the Reveler
1 Elspeth, Sun's Champion

2 Mizzium Mortars
1 Selesnya Charm
1 Chain to the Rocks

2 Plains
1 Forest
1 Mountain
4 Stomping Ground
4 Temple Garden
4 Sacred Foundry
3 Temple of Abandon
2 Temple of Triumph
3 Temple of Plenty[/deck]

No mana-dorks is probably wrong but elvish mystic is horrible in a 3 color deck and sylvan caryatid doesn't ramp me to 3 nor does it swing so that's underwhelming. All the creatures are good and most attack for 3. Amazing planeswalkers. Some versatile and powerful removal. A suprisingly good manabase.

[redthirst]

[Khaospawn]

You heartless monster! *shakes fist in the air*

[redthirst]

I blew it up.

[LP, of the Fires]

Wrong Forum.

Also, this Aussie chick I dated confirmed for me that Australia is racist as fuck.

[redthirst]

Not too racist to date you...

[Khaospawn]

The terms "roo fucker" and "sand groper" are still making me laugh.

[LP, of the Fires]

When your swag reaches my level, it transcends boundaries.

[Kazekirimaru]

Too late. My insensitivity towards the beautiful People's Democratic Republic of Korea and its loud annoying population has torn this clan asunder.

Don't get your North confused with your South, now.

[Khaospawn]

When your swag reaches my level, it transcends boundaries.

His swag level is over 9,000!

[Khaospawn]

Little Moe with the gimpy leg...

[LP, of the Fires]

Outstanding sir.

[zemanjaski]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=177939#p177939:2x41e5aa]Maverick » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:21 am[/url:2x41e5aa]":2x41e5aa][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=177916#p177916:2x41e5aa]zemanjaski » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:04 pm[/url:2x41e5aa]":2x41e5aa]I stand corrected then. Fantasy-alternate-reality-LGS really does have an amazing field of players.[/quote:2x41e5aa]My LGS is really competitive. It's got everyone: No-Nails Johnny, Smelly Pete, Fat Danny, Little Danny, Two-Hands Phil, Billy T, Freddy P, Slick Nick, Allan "The Wrench" Gibson, Slippery Dave, Johnny Two, Harry "Hairy" Harrison, Eddie Two-Times, Fast Mike, Slow Mike, Tommy Topdeck, Tapdancing Tim, Jake the Rake...all the best players of our generation.[/quote:2x41e5aa]

Bravo. "Two-hands Phil" made my morning.

[redthirst]

When your swag reaches my level, it transcends boundaries.

You don't have to tell me. It wasn't easy explaining to my girlfriend that I was in love with a black man in California...

[Khaospawn]

I read that list and immediately went to Home Alone 2.

You've been smooching with everyone!

[Khaospawn]

When your swag reaches my level, it transcends boundaries.

You don't have to tell me. It wasn't easy explaining that I was in love with a black man in California to my girlfriend...

Lay off, red. I saw him first! Dat's my man!

[redthirst]

Yeah, I believes ya...

BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON'T!

[Khaospawn]

Get down on your knees and tell me ya love me.

[Khaospawn]

"I'm over the moon for ya! If my love was an ocean, Lindy would have to take two airplanes!'

[Khaospawn]

That laugh he does is classic.


AHA-HA-HA! AH-HA-HA!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

And a Happy New Year. *blam!*

[zemanjaski]

:')

[LP, of the Fires]

Way to turn back time Khaos. What a classic.

[Khaospawn]

It's what I do.

[redthirst]

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[Kaitscralt]

It's what I do.

do it less

[Khaospawn]

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[Khaospawn]

It's what I do.

do it less

If I could turn back time!

[Khaospawn]

Don't be salty, 'scralty.

[Khaospawn]

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

This became my Facebook status.

[zemanjaski]

My articles rate 40% above what CFb considers "successful" for an article.

SA-WEET.

[Khaospawn]

Well, when they have no standards to begin with, that's pretty good, right? I mean, they've let Travis Woo write for years.