[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[DroppinSuga]

When Jace destroys you, get at me dawg.

[Khaospawn]

Ok, I lost in a game 3 to Esper. Most important lesson learned? 2 land opener that doesn't draw more land is terrible. The next most important lesson? Drawing literally 9 Mountains in a row is just as bad.

Whelp, gotta keep on keeping on.

[Khaospawn]

Jace Ultimated on me lol


Still drew more land.


This should be a meme.

[Calamity]

Born of the Gods

Ephara
Phenax
Mogis
Xenagos
Karametra

Wizards continues to disappoint me. I want Iroas Mogis is the only one I'm even remotely interested in playing.

I hope the UB god is good. Wizards has a habit of printing shitty mill cards for UB.

[DroppinSuga]

Jace will haunt you, son

DEATH TO MING!

[Khaospawn]

Peak Eruption + smart play just enabled me to beat R/w Devotion.

[DroppinSuga]

You go girlfriend.

[Kazekirimaru]

Got a job at Starbucks

[DroppinSuga]

Scarves are welcome at Starbucks!

Congrats.

[hamfactorial]

Got a job at Starbucks

[Jack]

Got a job at Starbucks

[Kazekirimaru]

Thank ya.

I can finally grow the hipster barista beard I've always wanted.

Now, to find glasses with even thicker frames.

[Alex]

Got a job at Starbucks

You somehow went from easy to make fun of to incredibly easy to make fun of.

[DocLawless]

Don't forget the skinny jeans.

[Kazekirimaru]

Got a job at Starbucks

You somehow went from easy to make fun of to incredibly easy to make fun of.

What? Coffee shop is easier than unemployed loser or tea shop salesperson? I don't know where your standards are, for real.

[Self Medicated]

Good job Khaos! Drink some hooch and bring the pain!

[Khaospawn]

I lost to a PyroRed thread Lurker playing Walter White/Dragons.

I'm not sure that I could've played any differently, but I'm starting to notice that my deck likes to give me an obscene amount of lands in a row.

So, 2-2 and trying to keep my eye on the prize.

[Khaospawn]

I believe x-2 can still top 8. Payout is to Top 64.

[Alex]

Got a job at Starbucks

You somehow went from easy to make fun of to incredibly easy to make fun of.

What? Coffee shop is easier than unemployed loser or tea shop salesperson? I don't know
where your standards are, for real.

You're literally selling pisswater now.

[Kazekirimaru]

And getting paid for it.

[DroppinSuga]

I love coffee.

[Self Medicated]

Coffee makes me poop.

[Khaospawn]

3-2 now. I 2-0'd White Weenie by making making a million manas. Overloaded Mortars + Monstrous Stormbreath , yes I lived the dream.

[NerdBoyWonder]

Got a job at Starbucks

Congrats. I work at Starbucks also. Currently at work now. Enjoy having health coverage as long as you work 20 hours a week.

[Kaitscralt]

I believe x-2 can still top 8. Payout is to Top 64.

you can't top 8 but you can get some prize

[hamfactorial]

Coffee makes me poop.

At my usual LGS, there's a young kid (14 maybe) who likes to play with the older guys (30+). During a pre-release, the young kid asked about the surprising things that you learn as an adult.

Some answered wise words, some bitched about having to pay rent, but one of the guys dropped this straight-faced gem "coffee makes you poop". It's become a meme in my home, too. My girl likes to say it after we eat breakfast.

[Wraith223]

Coffee gives me migraines headaches. Caffeine is not my friend. If you jog a little in the morning and take a nice hot shower; it really charges you up.

[Kaitscralt]

caffeine is usually recommended for people who get migraines

[Kazekirimaru]

[Kazekirimaru]

girl look at dat third ingredient

me thinks it's not the caffeine making you hurt

[Kazekirimaru]

I see madding beat me to it

[Helios]

Don't have time to catch up atm, about to go see 'Her' with Phoenix and Scar Jo, but grats on the job Kaze!!!

Re: Coffee - it's probably the dehydration. Drink water before, and you'll probs be in good shape I have the same problem.

[Self Medicated]

Coffee makes me poop.

At my usual LGS, there's a young kid (14 maybe) who likes to play with the older guys (30+). During a pre-release, the young kid asked about the surprising things that you learn as an adult.

Some answered wise words, some bitched about having to pay rent, but one of the guys dropped this straight-faced gem "coffee makes you poop". It's become a meme in my home, too. My girl likes to say it after we eat breakfast.

To be fair, once you hit your late 30's, a lot of things make you poop.

[DarthStabber]

And getting paid for it.

Blow job is better than no job.

[Khaospawn]

I'm 4-3 now after losing Mono Black.

[zemanjaski]

We were out at a club last night and they played Paper Planes. Everyone in my group looked at. I did not disappoint.

[DroppinSuga]

Terrible song.

[zemanjaski]

Terrible song.

Terrible person.

[zemanjaski]

Terrible song.

Terrible person.

Seemingly great dad though.

[DroppinSuga]

Thanks! I think?