Breaking Blathering 6

[Kazekirimaru]

Fuck. There's still a place where people can talk shit about me and I'll be none the wiser.

There's always something.

[RaidaTheBlade]

Threadshat - Verb: To strut into a thread and make an unintentionally awkward or terrible post.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't threadshat that! No one gives a fuck about your meds!"

Well I'm fucked then. I'm awkward as fuck, and I tend to embrace that in my posts...

Also, it kinda bugs me that the word is in past-tense but the definition and use is present-tense...

Should be 'threadshitting', with 'threadshit' being the post itself, and 'threadshat' being how you describe what you just did. 'Threadshit' could also be the future tense, like "please don't threadshit'.


[/troll] (Oh who am I kidding, that'll never stop.)

[RaidaTheBlade]

(I also never played bioshock, so...)

rectify that.

Send me a copy and a system to play it on, and sure

[rezombad]

Threadshat does not need to be conjugated.

You threadshat.

You are threadshatting.

You will threadshat.

They threadshat.

We threadshat.

She shouldn't threadshat.

[Second Harkius]

Threadshat - Verb: To strut into a thread and make an unintentionally awkward or terrible post.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't threadshat that! No one gives a fuck about your meds!"

Well I'm fucked then. I'm awkward as fuck, and I tend to embrace that in my posts...

Also, it kinda bugs me that the word is in past-tense but the definition and use is present-tense...

Should be 'threadshitting', with 'threadshit' being the post itself, and 'threadshat' being how you describe what you just did. 'Threadshit' could also
be the future tense, like "please don't threadshit'.


[/troll] (Oh who am I kidding, that'll never stop.)

The origin of the word goes back to MTGS days when we used it to get around the censor. 'Shit' was censored but 'shat' wasn't so I invented the word as both a useful term for something that happens on forums everyday and a way to thumb my nose at the politically correct PG-rated mods.

[rezombad]

(I also never played bioshock, so...)

rectify that.

Send me a copy and a system to play it on, and sure

You're on a computer right now.

[Second Harkius]

How terrible does a post have to be to count as shatting in this thread?

good question!

since this thread contains mostly dreck anyway, it would need to be really self-pitying, awkward, or emo to qualify.

Here's a perfect example of a dreadful threadshat. Spoilered for your own good!!

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You must not insult them! When my grandmother died and I couldn'
t stop farting they allowed me to ask for advice on their site!

How can you be so ungrateful?

[rezombad]

Threadshat - Verb: To strut into a thread and make an unintentionally awkward or terrible post.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't threadshat that! No one gives a fuck about your meds!"

Well I'm fucked then. I'm awkward as fuck, and I tend to embrace that in my posts...

Also, it kinda bugs me that the word is in past-tense but the definition and use is present-tense...

nShould be 'threadshitting', with 'threadshit' being the post itself, and 'threadshat' being how you describe what you just did. 'Threadshit' could also be the future tense, like "please don't threadshit'.


[/troll] (Oh who am I kidding, that'll never stop.)

The origin of the word goes back to MTGS days when we used it to get around the censor. 'Shit' was censored but 'shat' wasn't so I invented the word as both a useful term for something that happens on forums everyday and a way to thumb my nose at the politically correct PG-rated mods.

Censor evasion. Infraction issued.
- Galspanic rezombad

[rezombad]

Threadshat does not need to be conjugated.

You threadshat.

You are threadshatting.

You will threadshat.

They threadshat.

We threadshat.

She shouldn't threadshat.

I guess it does need to be conjugated.

[RaidaTheBlade]

(I also never played bioshock, so...)

rectify that.

Send me a copy and a system to play it on, and sure

You're on a computer right now.

Half-dead school-mac, god help me

[Second Harkius]

that's why i said we relate
I SAID WE RELATE
IT'S SO FUN TO RELATE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEgM3aJQBLc

[Kazekirimaru]

I've been waiting
i've been waiting for this moment all my life
but it's not quite right

[Second Harkius]

one of the best alt songs of the past 10 years

[Kazekirimaru]

What'd you think of Neck of the Woods, Spam? Better or worse than Swoon?

[RaidaTheBlade]

How terrible does a post have to be to count as shatting in this thread?

good question!

since this thread contains mostly dreck anyway, it would need to be really self-pitying, awkward, or emo to qualify.

Here's a perfect example of a dreadful threadshat. Spoilered for your own good!!

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You must not insult them! When my grandmother died and I couldn't stop farting they allowed me to ask for advice on their site!

How can you be so ungrateful?

Dear god... -removes sunglasses-

[Second Harkius]

What'd you think of Neck of the Woods, Spam? Better or worse than Swoon?

The first half of Neck is great but about 20 minutes in the album loses its sense of urgency and just sort of drifts from track to track.

[Kazekirimaru]

What'd you think of Neck of the Woods, Spam? Better or worse than Swoon?

The first half of Neck is great but about 20 minutes in the album loses its sense of urgency and just sort of drifts from track to track.

You thought the intro track was good?

I love the fuzzed out guitar that sounds like a stockcar but that song really puts me out.

The Pit was a pretty snazzy single, though.

[Second Harkius]

the best band around right now is Titus Andronicus though.

[Second Harkius]

i don't mention them much since it's hard to even draw comparisons between them and other bands

[Second Harkius]

i don't mention them much since it's hard to even draw comparisons between them and other bands

[rezombad]

I'm sorry, did you say Scale the Summit?

[Kazekirimaru]

I need to listen to that. A band named after Shakespeare must be halfway decent.

I've been listening to Protest the Hero's newest release as of late.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'm sorry, did you say Scale the Summit?

Oh God rezombied is into prog metal

so much more respect.

[Second Harkius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZYignZ2HfE

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Tonight two great ships will pull back to their ports
Depleted of everything that shoots flames and reports
And in the morning the shells will wash up on the shore
And the mighty of Earth will have no other recourse

But to shiver and shake and make shit in their shorts
Because we have been told that if you've been assured
There's a way to live the values your forefathers gave you
Prepare to be told "That shit's gay, dude"

Well, I guess that what they say is true
That there is no race more human
No one throws it away like they do

The things I used to love I have come to reject
The things I used to hate I have learned to accept
And the worst of the three you now have to expect
Satan ain't hard to see without craning your neck

He'll be seventy-some inches tall
He'll be
chugging a beer and he'll be grabbing his balls
He's a remote explosive waiting for someone to call
He's just eighteen for now but he's going to murder us all

Solidarity's going to give a lot less than it'll take
Is there a girl at this college who hasn't been raped?
Is there a boy in this town that's not exploding with hate?
Is there a human alive that can look themselves in the face
Without winking?
Or say what they mean without drinking?
Or believe in something without thinking what if somebody doesn't approve?
Is there a soul on this Earth that isn't too frightened to move?

I think the wrong people got a hold of your brain
When it was nothing but a piece of putty
So now try as you may
But you will always be a tourist, little buddy

And half the time I open my mouth to speak
It's to repeat something that I heard on TV
And I've destroyed everything that wouldn't make me more like Bruce Springsteen
So I'm going back to New Jersey
nI do believe they've had enough of me

So when I leave Boston my tail is between my legs
After deep cups of patience have been drunk to the dregs
And now I'm heading west on 84 again
And I'm as much of an asshole as I've ever been

And there is still nothing about myself I respect
Still haven't done anything I did not later regret
I've a hand and a napkin when I'm looking for sex
And that's no one to talk to when feeling depressed

And so now when I drink I'm going to drink to excess
And when I smoke I will smoke gaping holes in my chest
And when I scream I will scream until I'm gasping for breath
And when I get sick I will stay sick for the rest

Of my days peddling hate out the back of a Chevy Express
Each one a fart in the face of your idea of success
And if this be thy will, then fucking pass me the cup
And I'm sorry Dad no I'm not making this up

But my enemy it's your name on my lips as I go to sleep
And I know what little I&#
39;ve known of peace
Yes I've done to you what you've done to me
And I'd be nothing without you my darling
Please don't ever leave

Please don't ever leave

[rezombad]

Google says that band has 14 former members in 8 years.

[rezombad]

I bet every album sounds like a new band with the same singer.

[Kazekirimaru]

Fourteen minutes.

Ctrl+Right Click

Let's do this.

[rezombad]

I feel like they put on a great show in a dive bar though.

[Second Harkius]

I bet every album sounds like a new band with the same singer.

Their sound is surprisingly consistent since it all hinges around the lead singer's lyrics and guitar playing and that guy's been in the band from the start.

[Second Harkius]

Okay, I think by now we've established
Everything is inherently worthless
And there's nothing in the Universe.
With any kind of objective purpose


I mean how many bands can open an album casually dismissing existence and still manage to fill 45 minutes with thoughtful content?

[Kazekirimaru]

Five minutes in.
I really don't know how this is going to last another nine.

It's worrying.

[rezombad]

Drink as much hard alcohol as fast as you can during the solo.

[Second Harkius]

hmmm let's see if this band rezombad is snarkily defending is any good.

rez, name their best track so I can youtube it!

[Kazekirimaru]

The guy keeps saying stuff

and they're not copping out with a shitty five minute instrumental break yet

impressed

[Kazekirimaru]

Spoke too soon.

Please don't ever leave..........

[Second Harkius]

The guy keeps saying stuff

and they're not copping out with a shitty five minute instrumental break yet

impressed

Yea, unlike you earlier the lead singer can sing about how terrible / mundane / pointless life is without ever sounding like he's running out of material.

[Kazekirimaru]

I think I hear a piccolo.

Oh hey it sped up!

[rezombad]

hmmm let's see if this band rezombad is snarkily defending is any good.

rez, name their best track so I can youtube it!

I'm not snarkily defending anything It's my most recent favorite band.

Their first albums are a little slower, but their most recent album is a little more metal. I'll go youtube a video for your convenience.

@kaze it appears the last 5 minutes is instrumental.

[Kazekirimaru]

Solo #3 time.

[rezombad]

not bad though