Breaking Blathering 6

[Thrillho]

though that's some beast gas milage. bless the fact that now i mostly use planes and subways to move about.

[Stardust]

Environmentalists shower too. They just use ultra-low flow showerheads and biodegradable soaps, making sure to turn the water off partway through to save water while lathering themselves up.

[Thrillho]

just after i'd finished paying off my car

[Thrillho]

Environmentalists shower too. They just use ultra-low flow showerheads and biodegradable soaps, making sure to turn the water off partway through to save water while lathering themselves up.

you don't have to lie to me. we're not on mtgs and i've interacted with other humans ever.

[Thrillho]

i've been to denver, i know you're lying.

[Stardust]

This is my army of MTGS gimmicks

"A John Ford Production" is a sweet username.

[Thrillho]

you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.

[Stardust]

i've been to denver, i know you're lying.

I was in the Denver airport once. It smelled okay as far as I could tell.

[Stardust]

you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.

Driving stick-shift?

[Stardust]

you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.

Talking about gas mileage?

[Thrillho]

i actually don't remember what grade it was that south park was released in but god damn that show is old.

[Stardust]

you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.

Getting girls wet with our fine choice of automobile?

[Thrillho]

i've been to denver, i know you're lying.

I was in the Denver airport once. It smelled okay as far as I could tell.

boots on the ground.

[Stardust]

i actually don't remember what grade it was that south park was released in but god damn that show is old.

Oh, that. You're young. Good show.

[Thrillho]

you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.

Talking about gas mileage?

no, introduction to consumable natural resources was covered in 3rd grade.

[Thrillho]

i actually don't remember what grade it was that south park was released in but god damn that show is old.

Oh, that. You're young. Good show.

excuse me but i'm 26 which is like 600 mercury years so please don't condescend to me i've been around ok

[Kazekirimaru]

Hey guys. Any corruption to report?

The Speakeasy has gone back to being viewable by logged in users only.

This change came mere days after the Cozzo Gimmick crazed raid there to try and get a dragon trophy.

HAHAHAHAHA

THATS BEAUTIFUL

I fucking won

[Stardust]

i actually don't remember what grade it was that south park was released in but god damn that show is old.

Oh, that. You're young. Good show.

excuse me but i'm 26 which is like 600 mercury years so please don't condescend to me i've been around ok

ok *patpat*

[Thrillho]

according to wikipedia southpark was first aired in 1997 when i was one decade old.

[Thrillho]

i'm glad i can't remember what the topic of the story i'm supposed to write today is during a morning meeting but can accurately recall how old i was when south park first aired.

[Stardust]

Wow that was a long time ago. I take it back. 600 Mercury years cannot be argued with.

[Yannaria]

I love the smell of gimmicks in the morning

[Kazekirimaru]

RE: gas mileage. I get like 20 mpg highway v.v Ford Ranger =/= economic

luckily it's not mine

[Kazekirimaru]

before you say it yes yanni it my cheating ex wife's

no i didn't keep it because im buttmad

no i dont know if she's fucked other guys in it

[Thrillho]

Wow that was a long time ago. I take it back. 600 Mercury years cannot be argued with.

watch out for this generation they're scrappy and will surprise you

[Thrillho]

before you say it yes yanni it my cheating ex wife's

no i didn't keep it because im buttmad

no i dont know if she's fucked other guys in it

you should show her who's boss and fuck other guys in it.

[rezombad]

Show her who's boss and run over two drug dealers with it. Then get out and tell her to run.

[Kazekirimaru]

I just plan to give it back when the plates expire in two weeks

but not before I take back the battery.

[Kazekirimaru]

and throw said battery through her living room picture window

[Kazekirimaru]

and then walk back in the house and retrieve it because i bought that battery

[Stardust]

And slash the tires and write "WHORE" across the side with your keys, right?

[Kazekirimaru]

and smash the headlights, Stardust.

[Stardust]

Mmm, yeah, that's important. Does it have a compartment anywhere where you could stash a dead fish? That's a good one too.

[rezombad]

Is there a science supply store near you where you could pick up some liquid nitrogen?

[TubeHunter]

Put shit in the aC vents as well

[Kazekirimaru]

All good ideas.

Not sure, rezombad. I should google~

[rezombad]

If you can get some, buy a couple cans of shaving cream also.

Then dip the shaving cream cans in the liquid nitrogen, remove after a few seconds and cut off the metal. The gasses and liquid inside will be frozen into a cylinder. then put the cylinder into the glovebox, under the seat, wherever and wait for it to melt and the gasses to expand.

[Stardust]

If you can get some, buy a couple cans of shaving cream also.

Then dip the shaving cream cans in the liquid nitrogen, remove after a few seconds and cut off the metal. The gasses and liquid inside will be frozen into a cylinder. then put the cylinder into the glovebox, under the seat, wherever and wait for it to melt and the gasses to expand.

1) This is awesome.
2) I have access to liquid nitrogen at work.

[Yannaria]

before you say it yes yanni it my cheating ex wife's

no i didn't keep it because im buttmad

no i dont know if she's fucked other guys in it

what about other girls

[Stardust]

Better work fast though. That stuff's going to warm up pretty quickly, I imagine.