[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[rcwraspy]

It was alright. The best part was watching parents angrily taking their little kids out of the theater because, apparently, the "R" rating didn't tip them off to the fact that Ted isn't a kid's movie.

Or the words "Seth MacFarlane" apparently.

[Platypus]

I saw it at the theater. I enjoyed it, although I'm not a fan of Seth MacFarlane. There are very few movies I felt was wasted bucks when I watched them at the theater.

[DarthStabber]

I used to go to the movie the movie theater all the time, but after seeing so many crappy films I just stopped. Now the only movies I went to the theater in the last 4 years have been marvel films. Last movie I saw was thor 2, and before that ironman 3. Netflix has filled the gap pretty well.

[Kazekirimaru]

Last movie I saw in cinema was The Dark Night Rises opening night. Good stuff.

[Platypus]

I went 27 times (25 different movies) to the theater last year, not a single crappy one. Although I have a very broad taste when it comes to movies, and I have a few trusted reviewers that I know share my views of movies. So I can easily avoid stuff I would find crappy.

[Platypus]

Ok, I checked my list and I have to take back my statement of no crappy ones. Prometheus was in fact pure shite.

[Khaospawn]

Ok, I checked my list and I have to take back my statement of no crappy ones. Prometheus was in fact pure shite.

I couldn't agree more.

[LP, of the Fires]

Anyone remember Prometheus and Bob from Kablam!?

[Kazekirimaru]

Anyone remember Prometheus and Bob from Kablam!?

Woah, flashback.

I haven't even thought about that show in ages.

[Link]

yo, i catch up whenever I can get a decent break

[DocLawless]

Welcome back. You missed a ton of shit.

[Alex]

@DS, on magic online, Cloud of Faeries is like twenty tickets, or twenty dollars. The mono blue lists play four.

[Yarpus]

Damn it, I started to drink beer.
My sleeping schedule was so fucked up that I started to need those to be able to sleep.
Bad stuff happens.

[DarthStabber]

@DS, on magic online, Cloud of Faeries is like twenty tickets, or twenty dollars. The mono blue lists play four.

Right, I remember that now. When I was putting together pauper faeries online I avoided it, and ran briarberry cohort in it's stead.

[LP, of the Fires]

I should nominate myself for "blackest member"

[Lightning_Dolt]

When I saw Ted, there was a hundred year old couple sitting in front of me that didn't laugh once, and stayed for the whole thing.

[windstrider]

Vanilla Townie, hmmm?

[Kazekirimaru]

Vanilla Townie, hmmm?

Huh?

[windstrider]

Vanilla Townie, hmmm?

Huh?

From a few pages back. Z wanted a list of Mafia ranks for the OG FoS members. I got Vanilla Townie.

[Alex]

posting from my phone sucks...i can't wait to have internet again.

[Kazekirimaru]

Yep. It was kinda arbitrary. I wanted to make it playable.

If it were tailored to personality you'd all be Quack Doctors :3

[Kazekirimaru]

And Yarpus would still be Serial Killer.

[windstrider]

Vanilla Townie sounds akin to Star Trek redshirt.

[Kazekirimaru]

Vanilla Townie

[zemanjaski]

There's no shame in being a VT.

[NerdBoyWonder]

Anyone remember Prometheus and Bob from Kablam!?

That and Action League Now were the shit.

[DarthStabber]

The Flesh, he's super strong, and super naked

Thundergirl, she flies, like thunder

Stinky Diver, a former navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor

and Melt Man, with the power to MELT.

[windstrider]

There's no shame in being a VT.

Didn't necessarily think so. It's just been a while since anyone referred to me as vanilla.

[DarthStabber]

You know what they say, Vanilla is Kink.

[zemanjaski]

He called me a mafia traitor, but that's ok. I respect his audacity.

[LP, of the Fires]

[zemanjaski]

@DS, on magic online, Cloud of Faeries is like twenty tickets, or twenty dollars. The mono blue lists play four.

Not the good versions, just the crappy net deck Ninja version. Which sucks by the way.

[zemanjaski]

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthre ... st11249929

Best two strategists are both mtgs exiles. I'm sure the delicate sensibilities of now inactive scrubs (sorry, former PT plYers) were really worth protecting.

Good. Your ass getting banned is the only way I'm not going to get curb stomped in the voting for best standard strategist... in fact, what did I ever do to piss off that one guy that nominated me?

If FOS guys abstain it's probably pretty even. Unless the Gaymers get involved I guess.

[TubeHunter]

I had to go to the doctor after therapy today cause i might of had a blood clot in my leg. Thankfully It was negative.

[DocLawless]

Well I'm glad one of us had some good news today.

Maintenance guy came by the house and I don't know what his problem was but this is the second time he ended up screaming at my wife about something while nobody else was home. So tomorrow I'm going to call the landlord and hopefully what I say to him won't get me evicted.

Seriously though, no blood clot is excellent news.

[zemanjaski]

Anyone who is interested in editing my next CFB article please PM me ASAP. I am really under the pump and could use a bit of help polishing it before submission.

Thanks team.

[DarthStabber]

@DS, on magic online, Cloud of Faeries is like twenty tickets, or twenty dollars. The mono blue lists play four.

Not the good versions, just the crappy net deck Ninja version. Which sucks by the way.

It's pretty good in in non-ninja faeries, if for no other reason than to pump spellstutter sprite's etb. It's not like faeries doesn't run a ton of 1/1s, though having played it a few times I will say that when I am the aggressive deck I much prefer briarberry cohort for the extra power (plus in games against creatureless decks or hexproof I can
use briarberry to "cycle" peppersmoke, since it's the only creature with toughtness greater than one that I am running), but from a defensive position the spellstutter sprite thing is often very relevant. The only reason that the ninja version works is because it gets a second counter from spellstutters or another draw from latchkey faeries, but either way the ninja of the deep hours then becomes a useless 2/2 99% of the time, because he's not getting through again.

[zemanjaski]

Yeah, I agree with everything you've said. The issue is that at some point your competent opponent resolves a x/2 flier and all your hard work is undone.

And yeah, the Ninja version is actually awful. I like your UB version or just the straight 23-4 land version with Mulldrifter and Spire Golem as the best MUC variants.

Also, why the fuck do people play Brainstorm in Pauper? It is terrible. Preordain is the best, Ponder second (Ponder really wants a shuffle effect). Brainstorm is awful in Pauper; all of its drawbacks are amplified by the low power of the format - Brainstorm is at its best when it is getting rid of an extra Emrakul or finding your storm win-con; not when it is finding you an extra counterspell.

[TubeHunter]

What do you think of tron in pauper? I was playing against freedom with it and liked it.

[Calamity]

All this pauper talk is making me want to get into pauper on MTGO again...I'll need to find a deck other than pauper goblins though. It just doesn't do it for me anymore