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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:58 am

Took me a second to remember what Tier I am.

Stupid little tier 3+ fucksticks.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:38 am

I'm god tier.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:44 am

I've pretty much done everything under the sun.

Buncha slackjawed faggots around here!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:45 am

Z started out as an enchantment. And then when there were enough Red Mana symbols present ....
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:55 am

Pretty appropriate analogy.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:01 am

Chandra sure appreciates Scry.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:02 am

So brutal.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:03 am

Want. To. Play. Grindy Red Decks. Plzzzzz
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Postby Jack » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:16 am

Why doesn't somebody make a "the great FoS shirt design" thread instead of just using Yarpus' one about magic?
Also, that somebody is not me.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:19 am

Why doesn't somebody make a "the great FoS shirt design" thread instead of just using Yarpus' one about magic?
Also, that somebody is not me.
viewtopic.php?f=75&t=1417

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Postby RedNihilist » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:39 am

News from Kaze?
Kaze is prescribing himself escapism tactics a la Netflix, running, and food.
Good news are good.
In times like these, Kaze, I try to remember the best quote from Conan.

Dude: Conan! What is best in life!?

Conan: To crush your enemies! See them driven before you! And to hear the lamentations of their women!
I can't help but think of Khaos as him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoxMiZxN-F0
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Postby Platypus » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:58 am

News from Kaze?
Kaze is prescribing himself escapism tactics a la Netflix, running, and food.
Running is great therapy, as is exercise in general. But I find running really great to clear my mind. Which is why I never run with music in my ears.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:46 am

4 Ash Zealot
4 Figure of Destiny
4 Grim Lavamancer
4 Young Pyromancer

1 Chandra, Pyromaster
3 Koth of the Hammer

4 Burst Lightning
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Magma Jet
4 Searing Blaze

4 Arid Mesa
4 Mutavault
4 Scalding Tarn
12 Mountain
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Postby photodyer » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:18 am

As fair decks go, that is pure quality, James. A thing of mountain-driven beauty.
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Postby Platypus » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:27 am

Reprint Magma Jet dammit.
You know...it fits MaRo's comment from Monday's column:

"A card that could have been in Modern Masters"

Everybody's hoping for Thoughtseize, but Magma Jet...could it be?
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Postby PirateKingAtomsk » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:24 pm

I'm not leveled up enough to few special forums :frown: , will just have to wait I guess
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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:59 pm

I demand to be made tier 3!
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:01 pm

Reprint Magma Jet dammit.
You know...it fits MaRo's comment from Monday's column:

"A card that could have been in Modern Masters"

Everybody's hoping for Thoughtseize, but Magma Jet...could it be?
That would be hilarious. Trololololololololololo!
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Postby redthirst » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:18 pm

I demand to be made tier 3!
The only place you can officially demand to be made Tier 3 is in the Member Promotion thread in the Private forum.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Postby TubeHunter » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:40 pm

You can't tell me what to do!


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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:59 pm

I continue my stand for tier 3 here.

Now give me tier 3 or give me thirst's member again!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:08 pm

I continue my stand for tier 3 here.

Now give me tier 3 or give me thirst's member again!
The conviction in this post brings a tear to my eye.
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Postby Yarpus » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:16 pm

It's not a tear, actually.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:21 pm

It's not a tear, actually.
It's just redthirst's penis. Again.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:33 pm

If redthirst ever went to prison, his bitches would tattoo little mushroom tips on their face. One for every time they've taken it in the mouth.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:36 pm

There isn't going to be enough room for all the tattoos.
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Postby redthirst » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:38 pm

Well, you have to consider how stretched-out their faces are going to be by then...
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:38 pm

There wasn't enough room in their mouth either, but he made it fit.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:39 pm

Possible art for potential Magma Jet reprint???


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Postby redthirst » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:40 pm

Dear God my boner.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:41 pm

There wasn't enough room in their mouth either, but he made it fit.
Muscles stretch, bones break. I'm sure they thanked him for it.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:42 pm

Possible art for potential Magma Jet reprint???


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I just made a 1/1 elemental...
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Postby Jack » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:42 pm

Actually, the beauty of it is that it stretches the mouth in so that there's room for all the tattoos.

...dammit, you both already thought of that
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Postby redthirst » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:43 pm

Get with the program freedom - we're Magma Jet hard right now.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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I love the D...
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:44 pm

I have a raging Scry right now..
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Postby TubeHunter » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:46 pm

I refuse to respond to this conversation
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Postby redthirst » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:46 pm

Magma Jet + Chandra = best midrange red deck eva!
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

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Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...
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Postby Jack » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:47 pm

I'd believe it. The art is a very literal representation of a jet of magma.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:49 pm

Hell, even the rack and thighs on the chick in the picture is boner-inducing.

I may be taking this too far. I don't care. I have no shame.
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Postby Self Medicated » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:58 pm

I may be taking this too far. I don't care. I have no shame.
True, but you always have the shame hole.
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