Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[iamabadman]

THE PO-PO IS HERE TRYING TO GET OUR RAID PLANS BUT I DUN GIVE A FUCK CUZ WE MTGS MOST WANTED

[Pendulum]

those people!

you know....like the people who only shop at Whole Foods and dress like they live on a commune, or parents who allow crying children on airplanes, or people who don't use turn signals on major highways, or people who post racist comments on every Yahoo article about a person of color, or people who only buy CoD games despite so many other great titles existing, etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Not that I'm saying Kaze is an asshole, of course.

[Pendulum]

BTW you just described me to a T, Spammy.

[Pendulum]

Man, English is messed up, what does "to a T" even mean? It's like "I don't give a fuck" why would you ever turn that down?

[Second Harkius]

huh? which person are you?

[Pendulum]

THE PO-PO IS HERE TRYING TO GET OUR RAID PLANS BUT I DUN GIVE A FUCK CUZ WE MTGS MOST WANTED

Could be Rides A Bike, he said he often lurkshats.

[Pendulum]

huh? which person are you?

All of them.

[Second Harkius]

I picture you as Killer Moth from Batman.

[Blackhound]

blackhound, say something explosive

Its hot in this room and I have a mini headache

[Pendulum]

Oh, we're up to 2 guests!

[Pendulum]

Abilities (All)
Flight via suit
Incapacitating cocoon gun
Razor-sonar waves
(Walker)
(as Charaxes)
Proportionate abilities of a moth
Flight
Sharp claws
Sticky cocoon mucus

[Second Harkius]

You're a drama moth so being Killer Moth is fitting

[Pendulum]

blackhound, say something explosive

Its hot in this room and I have a mini headache

Christ on a bike.

[Pendulum]

You're a drama moth so being Killer Moth is fitting

Don't make me sticky cocoon mucus you.

[Second Harkius]

N_S is Anarky

[Blackhound]

There is a bunch of people in this room playing the game snowboard kids.

[Second Harkius]

Just like Anarky N_S is out to destroy the purity of others

[Second Harkius]

We all know who I am

[Blackhound]

what do u say to these people.

[Second Harkius]

what do u say to these people.

Your time is up; my time is now!

You can't see me; my time is now!

[Second Harkius]

wait, that's John Cena's terrible entrance music

[Second Harkius]

Summerslam 2013 tonight

@Suga - predictions?

[Blackhound]

they laughed, anything else

[Pendulum]

Ask them if they want to bring back slam-dancing.

[Blackhound]

Ask them if they want to bring back slam-dancing.

The person sitting next to me response was "Our only method of transport is the hammerslide"

[Kazekirimaru]

There is a bunch of people in this room playing the game snowboard kids.

I used to love that game.

those people!

you know....like the people who only shop at Whole Foods and dress like they live on a commune, or parents who allow crying children on airplanes, or people who don't use turn signals on major highways, or people who post racist comments on every Yahoo article about a person of color, or people who only buy CoD games despite so many other great titles existing, etc.

Like I can afford to shop at Whole Foods.
And fuck CoD.
I didn't read the rest.

[Kazekirimaru]

Ask them if they want to bring back slam-dancing.

It doesn't need to be brought back. It's still here. It's just migrated to Church basements while "hardcore" Christian bands play aggressive music about Jesus while kids with X's on their hands punch people cause it's so cool to not have pre-marital sex.

[Pendulum]

Ask them if they want to bring back slam-dancing.

The person sitting next to me response was "Our only method of transport is the hammerslide"

I assume you've already asked them their thoughts about that redhead you're stalking.

[Pendulum]

Ask them if they want to bring back slam-dancing.

It doesn't need to be brought back. It's still here. It's just migrated to Church basements while "hardcore" Christian bands play aggressive music about Jesus while kids with X's on their hands punch people cause it's so cool to not have pre-marital sex.

Neat we broke Kaze. Apparently faith-based moshes are his Achille's heel.

[Pendulum]

Wait so that just means I'm trying to convert Blackhound's friends. Yay! I did a good deed! Now to go spend my indulgences on hookers and blow.

[Blackhound]

Ask them if they want to bring back slam-dancing.

The person sitting next to me response was "Our only method of transport is the hammerslide"

I assume you've already asked them their thoughts about that redhead you're stalking.

Yes, they know about how I have her and other people locked in my basement.

[Blackhound]

Wait so that just means I'm trying to convert Blackhound's friends. Yay! I did a good deed! Now to go spend my indulgences on hookers and blow.

These people did see the contents of the old Gutter when I was in there, they found it funny.

[Second Harkius]

Wait so that just means I'm trying to convert Blackhound's friends. Yay! I did a good deed! Now to go spend my indulgences on hookers and blow.

Martin Luther hated indulgences.

[Second Harkius]

You must be a fan of Mr. Tetzel

[Second Harkius]

hmmm that reference was too highbrow

[Second Harkius]

[Second Harkius]

there we go

[Second Harkius]

nobody use that Tetzel pic as an avvy. it's mine

[Kaitscralt]

I bet that actually looks pretty close to what you look like.

[Second Harkius]

Users browsing this forum: Checkbox, Kaitscralt, Spambolic and 0 guests

Madding say something explosive