[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Kaitscralt]

I like busting Zem's balls, I know he is a good player and almost certainly more accomplished than me offline, since I don't really go to any events

[DroppinSuga]

Is Madding still in the Christmas spirit?

[Kaitscralt]

Time for a holiday hug

[DroppinSuga]

Madding hugs are the best hugs.

[Khaospawn]

Mouth hug.

[DroppinSuga]

My work is dead today. No one wants to look for work the couple days after a holiday.

[Khaospawn]

Mine too. I fucking love it. Came in at 3 so I can leave at noon and then nap for the rest of the day. I may play FNM, I may not. I don't even care.

[Sasky]

I went 0-3 at my first standard fnm in a while! I think Standard is so fun with auto-lose-with-no-way-to-fight-back situations every match!

[Kaitscralt]

You're the new scrumper

[Sasky]

That title's reserved for your mum.

[hamfactorial]

Oh snap!

[DroppinSuga]

Scrumper has returned! How's it going Scroatles?

[Sasky]

Penis.

[Valdarith]

Tell us your troubles, Sasky. Show us on the doll where the Thoughtseize touched you.

[DroppinSuga]

Play mono black, win games.

[hamfactorial]

Disregard thoughts, acquire discard

[DroppinSuga]

mix black and white, become a seller of asphodel.

[Khaospawn]

I miss Scrumper, said no one ever.



Except me.

[Sasky]

It was my fault. I ditched some mountains and played some forests in their place. If I had played mountains I would have went 8-0 in a 3 round event. WHAT USE IS A SATYR WHO DOESN'T DRINK FIRE.

[Alex]

Fire burns forests. Just sayin.

[Kazekirimaru]

Methinks we'll be headed to the hospital soon. My wife has been having contractions, and she has her weekly OB appointment this morning.

[Sasky]

We'll be here to congratulate you windstrider. Kaze will, of course, offer to babysit.

[Sasky]

Do NOT trust suga with the baby.

[Kazekirimaru]

DroppinBabies

[Khaospawn]

Sasky is a wise man.

[DroppinSuga]

StealinBabies

[Khaospawn]

DroppinBabies

[Khaospawn]

Dammit, Kaze already said that!

[Khaospawn]

Great minds? Yes? No? Ah, screw you, guys.

[Kaitscralt]

We'll be here to congratulate you windstrider. Kaze will, of course, offer to babysit.

Kaze's parents will watch the baby you mean

[Kazekirimaru]

We'll be here to congratulate you windstrider. Kaze will, of course, offer to babysit.

Kaze's parents will watch the baby you mean

Why would they? They never even watched me.

If they had made me dinner once in a while maybe I wouldn't have eaten so many paint chips.

[hamfactorial]

Paint chips... you mean wall candy?

[Sasky]

Makes you burp in technicolor.

[Kazekirimaru]

Is sticking Serra Ascendant in a group EDH deck going to get me targeted like I think it will?

[Kazekirimaru]

Because I really want to do that.

[windstrider]

Do NOT trust suga with the baby.

That was never a consideration.

Nothing new to report, really. We'll see the actual OB on Monday if we make it that far.

[Elricity]

Kaze, probably depends on the group you would play with. I doubt Timmies will be happy but I imagine experienced players will just remove it turn 2-3. Do you have the lifegain to make it a good later drop?

[DroppinSuga]

Serra Ascendant wouldn't worry me too much.

[redthirst]

Turn 1 Ascendant is the sweetest joy.

Watching a Yu-Gi-Oh game is the worst pain.

[DarthStabber]

So I want to attempt to get an fnm sin collector, but am a touch tired of standard. Then I realized other shops might run draft for FNM and I found a shop that's actually closer than my normal shop.