[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:08 am

I'm so not ready to see my extended family for the first time since my divorce.

Will they give me misplaced sympathies that I don't want?

Will they berate me for getting married young and subsequently running home with my tail between my legs?

Get drunk and alternate between both?

Stay tuned!

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:08 am

I am not going to get through these holidays sober.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:09 am

I am not going to get through these holidays sober.

It's a thought I've had numerous times today.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:12 am

Kaze, we can be lonely together.

But not like, together together.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:12 am

And now the word "together" just looks weird to me.

RaidaTheBlade · Postby **RaidaTheBlade** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:12 am

I think I'm insane. I'm leavign my house this black friday. First time I've ever done so willingly.
And you know why I am?

FNM...

(I might have a problem e.e)

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:13 am

When do we get a White Friday?

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:14 am

Kaze, we can be lonely together.

But not like, together together.

Let's figure out the sobriety part first. Then we can figure out the parameters of "together".

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:15 am

Oh wait, that was last Friday when I had my face buried in a Mountain of coke placed between some stripper's tits.

Kidding. That was actually months ago.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:15 am

Kaze, we can be lonely together.

But not like, together together.
Let's figure out the sobriety part first. Then we can figure out the parameters of "together".

Bow-chicka-wow-wow

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:21 am

Ill write a primer. Stabber can co-author.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:35 am

What primer are we writing? The closest thing to mtg primer writing experience I have is D&D handbook writing, but their both dorky WotC products, so I should be good.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:37 am

I'm going to let you read back through the thread and figure it out, since I don't want to spoil the moment for you

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:38 am

What primer are we writing?

Kaze and Khaos's forbidden love.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:49 am

What primer are we writing?
Kaze and Khaos' unfulfilling love.

This is Kaze we're talking about.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:50 am

It's good to have an actual token gay in the clan, now I don't have to pretend I know the etiquette and dress code for a demographic I don't fit into.

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:52 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv1vfMi8W20
Good movie incoming.
Trailer is messed up with the cheesy one-liners about hope and shit, but knowing the director and what the fuck happened in Stalingrad, it's gonna be good.
Oh, and this is high-budget. At least previous Bondarczuk's movie was. Y'know, ruskies have money.

RaidaTheBlade · Postby **RaidaTheBlade** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:57 am

It's good to have an actual token gay in the clan, now I don't have to pretend I know the etiquette and dress code for a demographic I don't fit into.

Like, for some reason, from basically the first day I was here I thought Alex was gay. I think it was engrained into me by y'all.
Then we were both in skype during a stream of Ham's and he revealed he wasn't. I was honestly shocked and confused

Also, I am in a conundrum. Gonna buy all the stuff I'm missing from Walter White. It'd be cheaper online, but I kinda wanna buy it from my lgs and support them... Gonna try and see if
I can work something out, but I'd still likely end up spending $20 more e.e

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:03 am

Just buy it from the LGS, if you buy in bulk sometimes they'll cut you a deal. At my store (Be There Games) they run a constant special of "buy 3 standard singles, get 1 free." So I basically always buy from them even though it generally ends up being the same price as if I had gotten it online.

Also yeah, not gay. I blame RT for the gay thing, although I'm sure the prince Eric avatar probably didn't help. I should have gone with Aladdin. (Whom I also stood in for on some days.)

RaidaTheBlade · Postby **RaidaTheBlade** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:06 am

Still not sure if I believe you on that

Also, your custom title isn't as funny without the Eric avy

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:11 am

What primer are we writing?
Kaze and Khaos' unfulfilling love.

This is Kaze we're talking about.

The forbidden fruits of my labour.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:12 am

It's good to have an actual token gay in the clan, now I don't have to pretend I know the etiquette and dress code for a demographic I don't fit into.

Happy to take up the mantle.

Like, for some reason, from basically the first day I was here I thought Alex was gay. I think it was engrained into me by y'all.
Then we were both in skype during a stream of Ham's and he revealed he wasn't. I was honestly shocked and confused

I felt the same way when jonnyspike posted a picture of himself and he was white, I had assumed he was japanese.

Also, I am in a conundrum. Gonna buy all the stuff I'm missing from Walter White. It'd be cheaper online, but I kinda wanna buy it from my lgs and support them... Gonna try and see if I can work something out, but I'd still likely end up spending $20 more e.e

split the purchase between the shop and the web.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:12 am

What primer are we writing?
Kaze and Khaos' unfulfilling love.

This is Kaze we're talking about.
The
forbidden fruits of my labour.

Aw. I slipped. Now the mericans will know I'm a foreigner.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:14 am

I posted a picture a d everyone realised I was not infact Patrick Sullivan.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:16 am

I posted a picture a d everyone realised I was not infact Patrick Sullivan.

Still fairly certain you're Patrick Sullivan. And we've even Skyped. Still not convinced.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:23 am

What primer are we writing?
Kaze and Khaos' unfulfilling love.

This is Kaze we're talking about.
The
forbidden fruits of my labour.

I swear I'll call in the morning.

Who am I kidding? I never call the next day.

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:28 am

I'm so not ready to see my extended family for the first time since my divorce.

Will they give me misplaced sympathies that I don't want?

Will they berate me for getting married young and subsequently running home with my tail between my legs?

Get drunk and alternate between both?

Stay tuned!

I feel you bro. My first Thanksgiving after my last long term girlfriend and I broke up was like that. Everyone asking where she was, saying how much they liked her, and my drunken uncle asking how I managed to fuck it up in front of everyone.

This year I am thankful for nothing. Fuckers.

Just kidding, still many blessing to count.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:29 am

I wouldn't call Kaze either, he needs something fresh to write sad songs about.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:33 am

I wouldn't call Kaze either, he needs something fresh to write sad songs about.

You're getting Taylor Swift'd, bitch.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:34 am

He said he'd call!

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:35 am

I always say I will.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:46 am

In a PM on Ugly Sally:

"What makes you the expert on red decks?"

"LSV"

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:56 am

"LSD" would be also an acceptable answer.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:56 am

Yes it will.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:57 am

WTF who even asks that?

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:01 am

Yes it will.

What makes you the expert on urination?

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:18 am

Yes it will.
What makes you the expert on urination?

I'll have you know that I pee several times a day. So I'm like totally an expert and stuff.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:54 am

I joined MTGO. I'm learning how to internet now.

DarthStabber · Postby **DarthStabber** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:00 am

"LSD" would be also an acceptable answer.

That would mean I should be an amazing player, and my constructed rating would like to argue that point.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Thu Nov 28, 2013 4:03 am

So I'm in on the t-shirt. Let me know if/when that is a thing that is happening and I will provide an address. Large please, I have huge shoulders. I will bite the bullet and wear one to appease the masses. Plus we're probably going to have to take a sweet-ass group picture at some point and we should probably at least all match.

Also today I bought jeans that look weird with a button-down, so there's that.

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