[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[LaZerBurn]

@ Raida - I just found the LD list you psoted for me like 7 pages ago TY I may mess about with this, I like LD

[Khaospawn]

Which one of you cunts deleted my post

If you mean in the incredibly innappropriate post in the thread you have no business in - I did that.

I'm sad I missed this.

[Khaospawn]

Also, I managed to survive last night without going to jail, getting shot, and overdosing.

Although I'm starting to think that I'm getting too old for this shit.

[InflatablePie]

I'm in downtown Clearwater. Doing bad things.

Pray to Purphoros that I don't go to jail.

>:)

Clearwater... Florida?

I live in Florida, yes.

I should pay attention to locations more. You're only like 45 minutes away from me. o_o

[Khaospawn]

I'm in downtown Clearwater. Doing bad things.

Pray to Purphoros that I don't go to jail.

>:)

Clearwater... Florida?

I live in Florida, yes.

I should pay attention to locations more. You're only like 45 minutes
away from me. o_o

For realz? Where you at?

[RaidaTheBlade]

I'm bored and trying to decide whether its worth it to drive 45 minutes to go play in a tuesday night magic where only top4 get prizes, and people are competitive as fuck e.e

[Helios]

Do it Raida.

Also, I managed to survive last night without going to jail, getting shot, and overdosing.

Although I'm starting to think that I'm getting too old for this shit.

Good job and never stop never

Who will our children look up to, if not Khaos? When a car needs to be pissed on, who will we call? What is one supposed to do when the city is peaceful and Khaos is nowhere to be found?

[Kazekirimaru]

Also, I managed to survive last night without going to jail, getting shot, and overdosing.

Although I'm starting to think that I'm getting too old for this shit.

You're like 45, right?

[Khaospawn]

Khaos, I feel like we should establish some ground rules before we party:

1. Nothing comes out of your pants while I am around.
2. Nothing goes in my ass.
3. Do not get me shot or arrested.

Normally I'd consider those a given, but...

Deal, but I make no promises or guarantees regarding where I piss.

Also, why would anything be going up your ass?

[Khaospawn]

Also, I managed to survive last night without going to jail, getting shot, and overdosing.

Although I'm starting to think that I'm getting too old for this shit.

You're like 45, right?

I'm 30, you ass.

Well, I'll be 31 in less than a month.

[Kazekirimaru]

God. Any older and you'd be a considerable source of fossil fuel.

[Khaospawn]

Do it Raida.

Also, I managed to survive last night without going to jail, getting shot, and overdosing.

Although I'm starting to think that I'm getting too old for this shit.

Good job and never stop never

Who will our children look up to, if not Khaos? When a car needs to be pissed on, who will we call? What is one supposed to do when the city is peaceful and Khaos is
nowhere to be found?

Helios, you're right. I have Purphoros's work to do.

[Khaospawn]

God. Any older and you'd be a considerable source of fossil fuel.

I literally laughed out loud at this.

[redthirst]

Khaos: I just wanted to clarify and make sure you know that's not a grey area.

[Khaospawn]

Khaos: I just wanted to clarify and make sure you know that's not a grey area.

K.

The same thing goes both ways.




Giggity.

[LP, of the Fires]

Khaos: I just wanted to clarify and make sure you know that's not a grey area.

K.

The same thing goes both ways.




Giggity.

For whatever reason, this is the funniest thing I've read all day.

In regards to self image and everyone else's inferiority, I'm redthirst times a thousand.

[Khaospawn]

You're over 9,000, LP.

[Kazekirimaru]

9001 / 1000 = x

x = 9.001

redthirst is 9.001

math'd

[Jack]

You're over 9,000, LP.

That's some sig-quote material right there.

[TubeHunter]

I've always been better, so I handicap myself daily so we can all be on at least a semi fair level

[DocLawless]

That's why you tore out your own ACL. So if they try hard, train, and shed enough blood, sweat and tears, some other team might win at football one day.

[zemanjaski]

I wrecked a guys PCL one in comp, didn't feel that bad about it either. If only there were an explosion I could walk away from without caring.

[hamfactorial]

Cool guys don't look at MRIs.

[Totes Not Alex]

I should make this account a moderator, holy shit.

[TubeHunter]

Was that the punch line?

Weak

[Kazekirimaru]

Was that the punch line?

Weak

The punchline was whoever busted your shit and put you in traction, brah.

[redthirst]

I should make this account a moderator, holy shit.

Global mod

[Alex]

I should make this account a moderator, holy shit.

Global mod

[zemanjaski]

Make me a global mod. No consequences.

[TubeHunter]

Was that the punch line?

Weak

The punchline was whoever busted your shit and put you in traction, brah.

You sound like a member of an evil gang of surfers who want to conquer the beach so that they alone can ride them sick waves

[zemanjaski]

Oh Tube, Kaze doesn't go out in the sun.

[Alex]

Make me a global mod. No consequences.

I'm still not sure what was up with that.

[TubeHunter]

Oh Tube, Kaze doesn't go out in the sun.

Your mother doesn't go out in the sun

[TubeHunter]

The sick burns

[TubeHunter]

I have them

[LP, of the Fires]

From being out in the sun too much?

[Kazekirimaru]

2incompetent4sunscreen

[TubeHunter]

Them sweet Nebraska rays

[hamfactorial]

Girl look at dat creamy skin

[LP, of the Fires]

DOn't know what to play for Tuesday night magic. Bringing Big Red dragons, burn, pyro, fanatic, and nykthos red cards. Cause there's a deck in there somewhere that I want to play.