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Postby Alex » Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:14 pm

I would totally be the blue ranger.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:49 pm

Update: Still hate the Oxford Comma.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:50 pm

I fucking hate when I get $20.01 while pumping gas.
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Postby TubeHunter » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:13 pm

people who discredit the power of maze's end
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Postby Khaospawn » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:41 pm

People who play Maze's End.
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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:47 pm

Maze's End.
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Postby DarthStabber » Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:20 am

People bitching about maze's end
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Postby zemanjaski » Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:28 am

Darthstabber.
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Postby Khaospawn » Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:51 am

People bitching about people bitching about Maze's End.
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Postby DarthStabber » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:31 am

Darthstabber.
Three things; I think that means I just won, I'm about to use the oxford comma, and :rofl: !
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Postby zemanjaski » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:51 am

Alright , alright you've got me back on side.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:06 pm

Darthstabber.
Three things; I think that means I just won, I'm about to use the oxford comma, and :rofl: !
Should have used a colon instead of a semicolon.

You lost.
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Postby DarthStabber » Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:49 pm

Darthstabber.
Three things; I think that means I just won, I'm about to use the oxford comma, and :rofl: !
Should have used a colon instead of a semicolon.

You lost.
Wondered how long it would take some grammar nazi to bite. You only lose if you don't accomplish your goals.
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:11 am

Darthstabber.
Three things; I think that means I just won, I'm about to use the oxford comma, and :rofl: !
Should have
used a colon instead of a semicolon.

You lost.
You only lose if you don't accomplish your goals.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:43 am

Gun control freaks.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:44 am

Your sister

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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:49 am

People who don't like ketchup.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:03 am

ketchup is for communists

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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:17 am

Color me red.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:23 am

I will, with this bottle of ketchup

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Postby DarthStabber » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:23 am

Bars that don't stock bitters or vermouth.

When I go to a bar I expect the bar to have all the stuff I don't keep around, and I really don't think an oldfashioned or a proper martini are so far out of the realm of what people order. A week ago I go into a new bar that had just opened up near work and ordered an oldfashioned. It came out the right color (though some of the sugar was not completely dissolved), and with the right garnish (a cherry and orange wheel), but it tasted aweful. I asked what kind of bitters they were using and they said "we don't have bitters". To which I replied "why didn't you tell me that when I ordered this?". They came back with "we didn't think it mattered". Needless to say I will not be going back.
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Postby Khaospawn » Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:52 am

Ketchup pre-cum
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:56 am

Cheap Beer. Keystone/steel reserve/bud light can all get the fuck outta my face.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:38 am

PBR
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Postby Calamity » Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:48 pm

^People that think the above is real beer
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Postby DarthStabber » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:43 pm

People who look down on PBR. Being broke AND sober, there's no excuse for that.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:00 pm

PBR is so hipster it listened to The Black Keys before they were cool.
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Postby Calamity » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:20 pm

People who look down on PBR. Being broke AND sober, there's no excuse for that.
i was actually referring to LP's post, never had PBR
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:46 am

I don't much care that pbr is the "hipster beer", it's the least aweful of the dirt cheap beers. If you haven't had it, good for you, you either haven't been broke, or you're not a borderline alcoholic (or some of column a some of column b).
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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:36 am

Here in Aus, cheap beer is aussie beer and imported is more. Still, I'd rather get peroni for $48 a case instead of VB or XXXX for $40
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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:37 am

But unless you buy fancy craft beer, all beer is cheap beer
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:40 am

There's varying levels of cheap. When it comes to the bottom "shit tier" non-malt liquor beers in the US the only one that's drinkable (and that's being generous) is pbr (never drink natty lite, unless you like watered down horse piss). If I have the money it's craft beers or higher end whiskey all the the way, but I don't, because I play M:tG (i'm saving up for chandras because i'm probably going to switch from devo-red to pyrored).
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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:55 am

I don't drink much anyway, but if I do its scotch, beer or cider
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:35 am

+1 for Peroni. You can get Kirin or Asahi cheap too.
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Postby photodyer » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:58 am

I'm definitely not a lager person (see above posts...what passes for "beer" here makes my head want to explode), but I could be content with Asahi as a casual beverage. Needless to say, Asahi, Kirin and Peroni all demand craft-brew prices here.

On the "chafes my ass" side of things, people who snicker/wrinkle their noses at Magic and its ilk while blathering on about the latest episode of "Survivor" or >shudder< "Big Brother".
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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:43 pm

+1 for Peroni. You can get Kirin or Asahi cheap too.
Yeah except nobody takes Asian beer seriously, it tastes horrible

Sol Is better than corona IMO and its cheaper too
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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:45 pm

It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby LP, of the Fires » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:45 pm

I generally am not a fan of any Asian beer accept Saporro. That shit is delicious.

Also new shows. Fox, MSNBC, CNN, they're all terrible, no matter what party you're aligned with.

Mosquitos. What the actual fuck.

The Midwest. Ain't nobody got time for tornado's, ice storms, 98% humidty, and random blizzards.

Condoms. A necessary evil(no religious subcontent).

Open toed shoes. I don't want to see your fucking toes. They're gross.

Marines. Those motherfuckers are loud, obnoxious, and stupid. The only substance known to man to unite Soldiers and Sailors in a bar fight.

Have I said pretentiousness yet? Pretentiousness.

Dudes talking about there dicks seriously. Joking about your dick is fine and encouraged. Actually talking about how big your dick is and how the bitches love it is dumb, especially when women are around. The best way to get a bitch interested in your junk is to keep her in the dark
about it(or be black :D).

2 Chainz and most new era rappers. Ignorant fucks.
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Beatdown is hard, though.


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I wish I was LP.
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