Dies to Removal

Checkbox is a fat man who shoves hairbrush handles up his ass. Do you really expect anything more?

Point taken.

i'm more rob zombie then garth brooks

I'd buy a rob zombie album with that title and cover.

I'd buy a rob zombie album with that title and cover.

THAT IS NOT HOW METAL WORKS.

On my way home from work, I saw a sticker in the back of a truck window that said "Guilty of Being White". As I was imagining the owner of the truck, I noticed the exact mental image I had walking down the road towards the truck in a greasy confederate flag t-shirt and hike up cutoff jeans with suspenders.

aka metallica is shit live nowadays, they were insane in the 80's though (says the person born early 90's)

So you've never seen them? So help me god if the answer to this question is no.

I've watched so many of their taped live performances; I've seen much of their recent live stuff including the livestreamed concert they did at Download a few years ago or whatever the event was (was it their large festival?)

they are shit, and you should feel bad for enjoying their live performances. What other metal bands have you seen live to compare them to?

like I have a friend who is as big a Metallica fan as I am an Iron Maiden fan (not that that means much to any of you as you do now know me IRL, but the point is he has the hugest hard-on for the band in general) and he agrees that they have just declined a lot in their live performances since like the 90's

On my way home from work, I saw a sticker in the back of a truck window that said "Guilty of Being White". As I was imagining the owner of the truck, I noticed the exact mental image I had walking down the road towards the truck in a greasy confederate flag t-shirt and hike up cutoff jeans with suspenders.

Then I remember that I live in the same town where kids at the local high school were suspended for hanging president obama in effigy and I'm no longer surprised

Checkbox picture needed for this shit

even I'm not that big

maybe that's my catchphrase

or does manders already have that one

wait

i found a hilarious madding pic today when i was looking for an album cover for him

Checkbox picture needed for this shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnhaRKtE3LY

you forgot handsome

i'm so alone

you forgot handsome

i'm so alone

he has a strict no lie policy, ugly

my mom said i am beautiful

her head was turned when she said it

she was talking to me

@ Kaitscralt - Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:14 pm
I can imagine the scene when the police find Spam's dead body, mice will have long since overrun his home, smashed mouse corpses will be forming a wide ring around him, looping ass porn will be running on his monitor and he will have been suffocated by a particularly curvy hooker who made off into the night

ha ha madding's best posts are all in chat

aka metallica is shit live nowadays, they were insane in the 80's though (says the person born early 90's)

So you've never seen them? So help me god if the answer to this question is no.

I've watched so many of their taped live performances; I've seen much of their recent live stuff including the livestreamed concert they did at Download a few years ago or whatever the event was (was it their large festival?)
n
they are shit, and you should feel bad for enjoying their live performances. What other metal bands have you seen live to compare them to?

So no, you've never seen them live. Lemme start is rant by prefacing it with you area huge fucking twat and no wonder you are always trying to get us to hang out with you and watch a shitty movie in lieu of getting a real life.

Are they even a metal band? Cause none I don't guess. I saw the sword. I also saw The Mars Volta. I don't think of either of them as metal but to me Metallica wasn't all that metal either, but please educate me with your great musical knowledge of concerts youve never actually seen live. For reference, I have a DVD of Rush live. It's okay to say the best. Their live show? Waaay better than the dvd. Did I say metallica was my fave band? No. Did I say they were a great metal band? No. Were they the best show I've ever seen for the night I was there, 4th row, on Kirk Hammet's side of the stage, in New
Orleans, in 2009? Absofucking lutely you twit. I'm not comparing their performance to "the other metal bands ive seen" either you shallow thinking plebe. I'm comparing them to allthe concerts I've seen period, of course I wouldn't expect you to decipher that from context because you read through a brain full of aspergers.

Here is a list of all the concerts I've seen (live and in person, not herf derf my opinion is from a dvd im a metal snobbing cunt) that I am comparing them to, I've seen so many concerts I'll probably forget at least one band. Most of them are shitty local rappers obv:

In no particular order:
Meatloaf
Garth Brooks
AC/DC (twice)
Trans Siberian Orchestra (twice)
Lil Wayne (twice)
Zz Top (thrice you cunt)
Aerosmith (worst concert for sure)
The kenny Wayne Shepard Band
B.B. King
The Mars Volta
Nine Inch Nails
Keri Hilson
Elton John
Rick Ross
Wiz Khalifa
Yelawolf
Metallica
Rush
Wyclef Jean

And probably some shit I'll remember later.

So fuck
you, my favorite artists out of those is Sir Elton, Rush, and Weezy, but regardless they weren't as good live as this metallica show I went to. Kindly go fuck yourself you piece of excrement.

Oh yeah, I saw def lepard

Their drummer had one arm and would probably beat the shit out of you with it tied behind his back you tool.

Hot damn!

Nas invented an expression for what just happened to you checkbox, and that expression is "ether'd".

Oh yeah and to add to our earlier conversation, Nas is probably better than Wu Tang, IMO.

Their drummer had one arm and would probably beat the shit out of you with it tied behind his back you tool.

Only if checkbox is his wife

damn that was the verbal smackdown of the summer

like I have a friend who is as big a Metallica fan as I am an Iron Maiden fan (not that that means much to any of you as you do now know me IRL, but the point is he has the hugest hard-on for the band in general) and he agrees that they have just declined a lot in their live performances since like the 90's

I hadn't even read this post yet but I'm not gonna piss on your grave.

Oh yeah and to add to our earlier conversation, Nas is probably better than Wu Tang, IMO.

Totes fair. Nas isn't necessarily my cup of tea, but i respect his music a lot.

Their drummer had one arm and would probably beat the shit out of you with it tied behind his back you tool.

Only if checkbox is his wife

Lol

A rare kudos for Tom Servo.

I think wale and drake are bad tho,

My follow up record will be:

Checking off boxes ft Wale and Lars Ulrich.

"A Box Six Feet Under"

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I missed some intense diatribes while I was at work, it seems. Damn.

I missed some intense diatribes while I was at work, it seems. Damn.

you didn't miss much

reading people rage over twitter and reddit over shit on youtube is kinda funny and sad at the same time.

aka metallica is shit live nowadays, they were insane in the 80's though (says the person born early 90's)

So you've never seen them? So help me god if the answer to this question is no.

I've watched so many of their taped live performances; I'
ve seen much of their recent live stuff including the livestreamed concert they did at Download a few years ago or whatever the event was (was it their large festival?)

they are shit, and you should feel bad for enjoying their live performances. What other metal bands have you seen live to compare them to?

So no, you've never seen them live. Lemme start is rant by prefacing it with you area huge fucking twat and no wonder you are always trying to get us to hang out with you and watch a shitty movie in lieu of getting a real life.

Are they even a metal band? Cause none I don't guess. I saw the sword. I also saw The Mars Volta. I don't think of either of them as metal but to me Metallica wasn't all that metal either, but please educate me with your great musical knowledge of concerts youve never actually seen live. For reference, I have a DVD of Rush live. It's okay to say the best. Their live show? Waaay better than the dvd. Did I say metallica was my fave band? No.
Did I say they were a great metal band? No. Were they the best show I've ever seen for the night I was there, 4th row, on Kirk Hammet's side of the stage, in New Orleans, in 2009? Absofucking lutely you twit. I'm not comparing their performance to "the other metal bands ive seen" either you shallow thinking plebe. I'm comparing them to allthe concerts I've seen period, of course I wouldn't expect you to decipher that from context because you read through a brain full of aspergers.

Here is a list of all the concerts I've seen (live and in person, not herf derf my opinion is from a dvd im a metal snobbing cunt) that I am comparing them to, I've seen so many concerts I'll probably forget at least one band. Most of them are shitty local rappers obv:

In no particular order:
Meatloaf
Garth Brooks
AC/DC (twice)
Trans Siberian Orchestra (twice)
Lil Wayne (twice)
Zz Top (thrice you cunt)
Aerosmith (worst concert for sure)
The kenny Wayne Shepard Band
B.B. King
The Mars Volta
nNine Inch Nails
Keri Hilson
Elton John
Rick Ross
Wiz Khalifa
Yelawolf
Metallica
Rush
Wyclef Jean

And probably some shit I'll remember later.

So fuck you, my favorite artists out of those is Sir Elton, Rush, and Weezy, but regardless they weren't as good live as this metallica show I went to. Kindly go fuck yourself you piece of excrement.

It makes sense when I see that list; there are no other metal bands on there, so I can understand you taking to a Metallica live performance (I can say nothing about the other bands, many/most of them are not my cup of tea). I'm sure their shows are "cool" for people who aren't metal fans; hell, I'd probably enjoy a Metallica concert if I went to one. But when I compare them to even the few shows I've been to (4x Iron Maiden, 2x Judas Priest, 1x Iced Earth, 1x Paramore) they just fail to compete by every possible metric. They just make a lot of artistic sacrifices in their live performances (mainly James) that, for someone
who actually likes to enjoy the music at a concert, detracts from the experience quite a bit. My main issue with them is that they are a garage band with good production quality; they (James) never matured into actual adult performers. He still grunts and says "yeah!" way too fucking much because, like a 14-year old with a guitar in his basement, he thinks it makes him look/sound/feel "cool" and fit in and be a rock star. There's no musical integrity behind a Metallica performance; A "Metallica Show" is just 4 dudes up there shitting around on thier instruments, playing some of their songs because they are cool and they can (which I guess is the environment/feeling they want or used to want). An "Iron Maiden" show, on the other hand, gives off an entirely different feeling of professionalism with respect to not only the music, but also just general on-stage behavior; their showmanship is on an entirely different level such that I just can't respect bands like
Metallica in that way, even if I would probably enjoy their shows.

Also, if you don't consider Metallica a metal band, what would you consider them?

also please actually read that as it is a legit explanation of why I think Metallica live shows are "shit", not trolling even a little