who wants to read n_s's 400-word gutter application essay

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who wants to read n_s's 400-word gutter application essay

Postby kingcobweb » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:16 am

is it you???
Goblinboy, I think we may have started on the wrong for long ago when I requested you to join the gutter.

So yes, my username probably sucks. But you should see the forest behind the tree. Once I will be done telling you how my username came to be, you will agree that this is one of the coolest usernames in this forums.

So in fact, as you can see in may avvy, Ninja Sheep is if fact inspired in the movie Black Sheep, that incidentally I would recommend visioning. So by now you understand why Ninja Sheep: Ninjas dress in black so Ninja Sheep==Black Sheep. See? I told you it was cool....

No?!!

Not even with the cool banner I stole, where I try to create a Ninja vs. Pirate joke?

Still no?!!

OK. I admit it, perhaps it's just plain retarded (Still it should be good for a gutter member).

Anyway, I should mention I have
run into some weird names, specifically from gutter members. For example, there is an user called billythefridge. Is this username worse than ninja_sheep? One guy saying that he is a refrigerator? Also, let's examine your username: Goblinboy

Goblins are at most humanoids, therefore, how can there be a goblin boy? A boy can only be human no?

But anyway, I do not want this discussion to focus on semanthics. Maybe I should start by explaining to you why I wanted (and still want) to join the place that should not be mentionned. In fact the first time I heard about it was in the MTGS wiki. I then asked about it to some members of the gutter, and it really seemed like a nice place I could join. I should also note that I do not plan to be an active member for now, as I have been advised that people should lurk there for a while. But still, I would like to have some laughs here, mostly because I frequented the Debate forum and I really met real geniuses like the Bear Assassin and other animals full of
themselves. I have noticed that from all the obnoxious people I met in this specific forum, not one was a member of the gutter, so this really speaks for yourselves.

So, yes I know, Ninja_Sheep is a pretty retarded username. Sorry I wasn't a very imaginative person regarding this. However, will you have some lenience towards me on this? I promise no to be a pain in the ass...

Cheers,

Ninja_Sheep

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:25 am

:rate0:
Lord_Mcdonalds » Yesterday, 3:13 pm wrote: Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:29 am

Not even half a point for effort?

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:31 am

You should have seen the one Jesse sent Gavin to join his shadow
Lord_Mcdonalds » Yesterday, 3:13 pm wrote: Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:37 am

it wasn't me
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:38 am

what was more amusing was when N_S first showed up in the gutter picture thread and joked that he was a girl to get attention
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Talore » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:05 am

>Speak Your Mind
Good callout.

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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:10 am

Pssshhh my first gutter post is cooler than that
Tom Servo » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:15 pm wrote:It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.

Clownfish » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:51 pm wrote:I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide

Kaitscralt » Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:37 pm wrote:in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:39 am

lol

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:31 am

Hey, its alpha internet male kcw
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:23 pm

What Gutter?

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:34 pm

But in all seriousness, that actually isn't me. When I first saw this guy -who has a Ph.D and is an University assistant professor- posting at MTGS, I became enamored about his irreverent brand of posting, so I thought I'd take his identity when I registered here. You know, as an homage to the guy and his good posts.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:51 pm

Move that post before he deletes it ^
Lord_Mcdonalds » Yesterday, 3:13 pm wrote: Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:13 am

who would ever save this?
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Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:40 pm wrote:i have to cut the end off one and tape them together to fit my mamoswine in

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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:42 pm

iamabadman » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:13 pm wrote:who would ever save this?


I would labeling it stupidity central

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:49 pm

Oh Look... KCW trying to be funny again. How cute but sad.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:24 am

kcw was never cute
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Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:40 pm wrote:i have to cut the end off one and tape them together to fit my mamoswine in

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:29 pm

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I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby ( G_R ) » Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:41 pm

It's supposed to be cobweb in some way.

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:11 pm

Guys, I don't think the idea of this thread was to make fun of kcw, I fear we might have strayed off-topic
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby iamabadman » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:41 pm

was the point of the thread 'white knighting internet women so they'll totally sleep with you bro'
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Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:40 pm wrote:i have to cut the end off one and tape them together to fit my mamoswine in

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:38 pm

There are no women on the Internet. It is a rule of the Internet.

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:22 pm

Why doesn't N_S post like that anymore?

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:23 pm

It takes a bold man to end a sentence with ?!!

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:23 pm

or a very excited one

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:23 pm

?!!

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:43 am

!11
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:29 pm

what have you become?!!

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Postby iamabadman » Wed May 22, 2013 5:43 pm

Just gonna point out that kcw clicks incest links. Also checking something out. I must for my super serial modding job.
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Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:40 pm wrote:i have to cut the end off one and tape them together to fit my mamoswine in

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Postby Manders » Thu May 23, 2013 3:50 pm

You're such a great mod, baguy. Best hiring we ever did!
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Postby DarthStabber » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:51 am

( G_R ) » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:38 pm wrote:There are no women on the Internet. It is a rule of the Internet.


Unless it's a fanfic site, in which case the rule reverses.
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redthirst » Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:18 pm wrote:You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

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