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who wants to read n_s's 400-word gutter application essay
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:16 am
by kingcobweb
is it you???
Goblinboy, I think we may have started on the wrong for long ago when I requested you to join the gutter.
So yes, my username probably sucks. But you should see the forest behind the tree. Once I will be done telling you how my username came to be, you will agree that this is one of the coolest usernames in this forums.
So in fact, as you can see in may avvy, Ninja Sheep is if fact inspired in the movie Black Sheep, that incidentally I would recommend visioning. So by now you understand why Ninja Sheep: Ninjas dress in black so Ninja Sheep==Black Sheep. See? I told you it was cool....
No?!!
Not even with the cool banner I stole, where I try to create a Ninja vs. Pirate joke?
Still no?!!
OK. I admit it, perhaps it's just plain retarded (Still it should be good for a gutter member).
Anyway, I should mention I have
run into some weird names, specifically from gutter members. For example, there is an user called billythefridge. Is this username worse than ninja_sheep? One guy saying that he is a refrigerator? Also, let's examine your username: Goblinboy
Goblins are at most humanoids, therefore, how can there be a goblin boy? A boy can only be human no?
But anyway, I do not want this discussion to focus on semanthics. Maybe I should start by explaining to you why I wanted (and still want) to join the place that should not be mentionned. In fact the first time I heard about it was in the MTGS wiki. I then asked about it to some members of the gutter, and it really seemed like a nice place I could join. I should also note that I do not plan to be an active member for now, as I have been advised that people should lurk there for a while. But still, I would like to have some laughs here, mostly because I frequented the Debate forum and I really met real geniuses like the Bear Assassin and other animals full of
themselves. I have noticed that from all the obnoxious people I met in this specific forum, not one was a member of the gutter, so this really speaks for yourselves.
So, yes I know, Ninja_Sheep is a pretty retarded username. Sorry I wasn't a very imaginative person regarding this. However, will you have some lenience towards me on this? I promise no to be a pain in the ass...
Cheers,
Ninja_Sheep
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:25 am
by Kaitscralt
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:29 am
by Second Harkius
Not even half a point for effort?
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:31 am
by Kaitscralt
You should have seen the one Jesse sent Gavin to join his shadow
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:37 am
by imopen2
it wasn't me
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:38 am
by imopen2
what was more amusing was when N_S first showed up in the gutter picture thread and joked that he was a girl to get attention
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:05 am
by Talore
>Speak Your Mind
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:10 am
by Captain Murphy
Pssshhh my first gutter post is cooler than that
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:39 am
by Thrillho
lol
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:31 am
by Col. Khaddafi
Hey, its alpha internet male kcw
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:23 pm
by ( G_R )
What Gutter?
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:34 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
But in all seriousness, that actually isn't me. When I first saw this guy -who has a Ph.D and is an University assistant professor- posting at MTGS, I became enamored about his irreverent brand of posting, so I thought I'd take his identity when I registered here. You know, as an homage to the guy and his good posts.
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:51 pm
by Kaitscralt
Move that post before he deletes it ^
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:13 am
by iamabadman
who would ever save this?
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:42 pm
by ExarionUniverse1
who would ever save this?
I would labeling it stupidity central
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:49 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Oh Look... KCW trying to be funny again. How cute but sad.
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:24 am
by iamabadman
kcw was never cute
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:29 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:41 pm
by ( G_R )
It's supposed to be cobweb in some way.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:11 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Guys, I don't think the idea of this thread was to make fun of kcw, I fear we might have strayed off-topic
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:41 pm
by iamabadman
was the point of the thread 'white knighting internet women so they'll totally sleep with you bro'
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:38 pm
by ( G_R )
There are no women on the Internet. It is a rule of the Internet.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:22 pm
by Second Harkius
Why doesn't N_S post like that anymore?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:23 pm
by Second Harkius
It takes a bold man to end a sentence with ?!!
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:23 pm
by Second Harkius
or a very excited one
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:23 pm
by Second Harkius
?!!
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:43 am
by Col. Khaddafi
!11
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:29 pm
by Second Harkius
what have you become?!!
Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 5:43 pm
by iamabadman
Just gonna point out that kcw clicks incest links. Also checking something out. I must for my super serial modding job.
Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 3:50 pm
by Manders
You're such a great mod, baguy. Best hiring we ever did!
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:51 am
by DarthStabber
There are no women on the Internet. It is a rule of the Internet.
Unless it's a fanfic site, in which case the rule reverses.
