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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:35 pm

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Postby Self Medicated » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:13 pm

Real card talk, Vol. 9 feat. Kait + 8
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:39 pm

Volume 9: this time it's for real
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:13 pm

Cards the Cards Podcast episode 1: Dig Through Whine

The gang talks about the recent update to the Modern banlist, its impact on the upcoming Pro Tour and the possible return of esteemed set designer Zac Hill.

Plus, a spicy Abzan midrange brew sure to get your rhino stamping!

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:33 pm

Rhino Siege 1WBG

Enchantment

As Rhino Siege enters the battlefield, choose Khans or Dragons.

If you chose Khans, at the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
If you chose Dragons, at the beginning of your upkeep, put a 4/5 Rhino token with trample onto the battlefield.
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:53 pm

Rhinos of Tarkir, set 4 of 3 in the Khans of Tarkir block.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:00 pm

Pro Tour Rhino, coming to a sweat filled crack lodge near you
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:03 pm

Coming 2016, From the Vault: Rhinos

Planes of metal. Planes of Asian stereotypes. Planes of 5 different planes. Planes of one big city. The one common factor pulling these planes together? Rhinos. In From the Vault: Rhinos, you'll see some of the best Rhino -- and Rhino themed -- cards from across Magic: the Gathering's storied history in premium foil. Who can forget such standout cards that have been printed like sideboard technology standard Rhox Faithmender? Or occasional 14th draft pick Horncaller's Chant? Or that card that never really fit into any Bant constructed deck Rhox War Monk?

Find these -- and so many more -- in this new, limited print run boxed set sold exclusively at brick-and-mortar Magic: the Gathering retailers near you.

Each boxed set comes with 15 premium foil Magic: the Gathering cards, at least one probably printed for the first time in foil, a special Spindown life counter, and 5 premium foil Rhino creature tokens.

Summer 2016, it's time to release the beast, if instead of beasts you meant Rhinos because that's the creature type common throughout the cards in this boxed set.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:15 pm

It is customary of every vault to have a new card from a future set

I present to you a teaser

Zing Zong, Siegiest of Rhinos
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Postby Stardust » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:19 pm

Zing Zong, Siegiest of Rhinos [mana]1wbg[/mana]
Legendary Creature - Rhino Soldier
Trample
Other Rhino creatures you control get +2/+2 and trample.
Whenever a Rhino creature you control enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
4/5
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:26 pm

fixed ^

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Postby Stardust » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:30 pm

Seems siegy.
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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:33 pm

If a spell or ability an opponent controls would cause Zing Zong to be discarded, you win the game.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:36 pm

An entire plane of siege rhinos created by a siege rhino planeswalker.
Can you picture it?

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:39 pm

Rhinar, Siegemaster 1WBG
Planeswalker -- Rhinar
+1: Gain 3 life.
-2: Each opponent loses 3 life.
-15: For each opponent, put a 4/5 white, black, and green Rhino creature token onto the battlefield that has Trample and "When this enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life."
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:43 pm

I just shed a tear at its beauty

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:45 pm

An entire plane of siege rhinos created by a siege rhino planeswalker.
Can you picture it?
i did and lost vision in both eyes
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:45 pm

Rhinar, Siegemaster 1WBG
Planeswalker -- Rhinar
+1: Gain 3 life.
-2: Each opponent loses 3 life.
-15: For each opponent, put a 4/5 white, black, and green Rhino creature token onto the battlefield that has Trample and "When this enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life."
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it's like scaling everest
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:48 pm

Rhino Siege 1WBG
Sorcery
Each opponent loses 3 life for each Rhino you control.
Gain 3 life for each Rhino you control.
"Rhinar sieged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just sieged."
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:50 pm

First, he came for Standard. Then, he came for Modern. Last, he came for me.

- Legacy, final words.
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:51 pm

I wager that Siege Rhino is the perfect Magic card.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:52 pm

Well, it got Birthing Pod banned, so it's doing something right.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:55 pm

or wrong
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:55 pm

wroinght
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:56 pm

Mr. President, it's about the Siege Rhino. We've lost control of him.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:19 am

First, he came for Standard. Then, he came for Modern. Last, he came for me.

- Legacy, final words.
I would by lying if I said that nobody is trying to play that in legacy

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:23 am

Why reanimate Griselbrand when I could just hardcast Siege Rhino?

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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:11 am

Why play island when you can play 4choke.dec

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:19 am

Choke doesn't effect Rhino
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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:40 am

4 choke
X number of rhinos, where x>=1
3 Sylvan Library

get in that butt

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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:40 am

Justs gets in that ASS

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:09 pm

stampede of choke
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Postby Thrillho » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:27 pm

When all creatures have 5 toughness and 4 attack, no creatures will.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:28 pm

If you think about it, Tarmogoyf is just a 2-mana siege rhino with no enters the battlefield effect.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:29 pm

If you think about it, Delver of Secrets is just a smaller siege rhino with flying.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:30 pm

If you think about it, force of will is just a siege rhino that counters a spell and can't attack or block.

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:30 pm

If you think about it, Siege Rhino is just a rhino, trying to get by.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:31 pm

Instead of measuring cards in Time Walks, we should really be using Siege Rhino as the measuring stick by which all cards are judged.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:31 pm

If you think about it, Siege Rhino is just a rhino, trying to get by.
All in all, you're just another rhino in the siege.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:53 pm

I was once a Magic player like you until I took a rhino to the siege.
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