Dies to Removal

Ridin' through this world all alone,
God takes your soul, you're on your own.



Welcome to Sons of Anarchy Mafia: Season One. I will be your narrator.

Charming is a small town, with old-time sensibilities. The cops are crooked, and The SOA motorcycle club runs the place.

This season, on SOA: Donna Winston, wife of Opie Winston and daughter-in-law of Piney Winston (one of the founding members of The Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club - Redwood Original), has been murdered. All of the evidence points towards the Niners, a rival gang led by hardened thug Laroy Wayne. There is a rumor, however, that this may have been an inside job. A bullet meant for someone other than the innocent Mrs. Winston. Everyone has an agenda. Everyone must pick a side. No one is safe.

The rules (stolen from shalako):
0. Ignorance is not an excuse. Know these rules and do not break them.
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for your moderator.
2. If you are unvoting, please write Unvote Col. Khaddafi rather than just Unvote as this makes the vote counts easier and more accurate.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Do not communicate at night or day unless your role PM says otherwise.
5. Do not quote PMs or you will be modkilled. You may discuss the flavor and paraphrase it in your own words, but do not quote any PM
6. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote may result in the vote not being counted.
7. You may Vote: No Lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning.
9. Once you're dead, you're dead, so stop posting please. A single "bah" post is permissible.
10. Even after you are dead, please refrain from discussing the game or your role with anyone, even other players who have also been eliminated. If you have any questions about this rule, please ask.
11. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 72-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Otherwise, you may be prodded or replaced.
12. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. The game will not wait for you, if you do not submit a choice in time, tough! No choice will be made.
13. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
14. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold your request so that your moderator can see it more clearly.
15. In order to keep this game moving, everyone is expected to post at least once every two to three days and if you don't, you may be replaced or modkilled WITHOUT WARNING, whatever your side.
16. HAVE FUN. This is not optional.
17. Lastly and most importantly: Respect us and the rest of the players; your moderator hopes to not have to modkill anyone.
18. Thanking posts using the Thanks function is not allowed.
19. Mod Note: The flavor of this game is loosely based on the TV show "Sons of Anarchy." I encourage you to check it out! Please, however, do not worry about the accuracy of the flavor. It is not necessarily true to the canon.


Dead:
Donna Winston
Agent Kohn
Piney Winston
Tig Trager
June Stahl

The crow flies straight, a perfect line,
On the Devil's Bed until you die.



1. Rez
2. Ham
3. LMD
4. Stardust
5. Red
6. Jaime
7. RCW
8. Dechs
9. Kpaca
10. Witchhunt

Confirm below. When 7/10 confirm, the game begins.

Confirmed ~

Confirmed

confirmation

Confirm

6/10. One more and it's on.

Confirming my confirmation

confirmed

That's 7! The game has begun.

Vote Stardust

Ya gooey bastard

*kpaca looks around*

*kpaca raises his snout and sniffs, there is a foul odor on the wind*

BARK! BARK!

Did you just call me gooey?

Vote hamfactorial.

I'll call you whatever I want, son.

Yeah, and then you'll get lynched for it, pops.

You'll be meeting Mr. Mayhem long before I give up my seat at the table.

Yeah, after you kill me Night 1?

Vote hamfactorial.

vote dechs because it rhymes with DICKS

Vote: Jaime

Pushing for the claim.

EXCEPT I DIDN'T BOLD EVERYTHING

Vote: Jaime

Yeah, after you kill me Night 1?

Vote hamfactorial.

Vote Stardust ya dusty bastard

Vote Rihanna because you suck!

I just reread the entire game and have come to the conclusion that the Jamie wagon is better. WitchHunt is right; last time Jamie claimed he got lynched and we caught scum. I can't argue with that logic.

Everybody on the bandwagon!

Vote Jamie
Vote Jamie.

As an alternative to rvs (and because I tire of rvs going beyond like 5 posts) how about an open ended question for everyone to answer.

Do you bluff having an ability as vanilla town and are being forced to claim?

I just reread the entire game and have come to the conclusion that the Jamie wagon is better. WitchHunt is right; last time Jamie claimed he got lynched and we caught scum. I can't argue with that logic.

Everybody on the bandwagon!

Vote Jamie
Vote Jamie.

Game solved, queue up the next one plox :Sherlock:

Do you bluff having an ability as vanilla town and are being forced to claim?

If you're vanilla town and are being forced to claim? Don't lie. No. You have to know exactly what you're doing here for lying to be worth it. Everyone always thinks they know exactly what they're doing, until they get lynched anyway after some role reveals from the other townies. Just don't do it.

Voting Jamie is the best way out of RVS, just sayin'.

As an alternative to rvs (and because I tire of rvs going beyond like 5 posts) how about an open ended question for everyone to answer.

Do you bluff having an ability as vanilla town and are being forced to claim?

No, you could draw a counter claim from a teammate and you'll end up dead followed swiftly by your teammate getting NK'd.

vote stardust

Something fishy is happening here

Do you bluff having an ability as vanilla town and are being forced to claim?

Voting Jamie is the best way out of RVS, just sayin'.

Why?

As an alternative to rvs (and because I tire of rvs going beyond like 5 posts) how about an open ended question for everyone to answer.

Do you bluff having an ability as vanilla town and are being forced to claim?

Every time I've claimed my real role I've been killed for it, whether I had an ability or was vanilla. So in my experience it doesn't matter whatsoever, and people will simply react according to how they're predisposed to acting toward you in the game.

Stardust either has a double vote or he's messing around.

@mod: could we see a vote count?

Stardust either has a double vote or he's messing around.

@mod: could we see a vote count?

Where does that put you?

I only have one vote. I re-voted him after he re-voted me for the lulz. Then he double-voted Jamie, hence my observation.

But if he has an double vote, then he wasn't devoting and was actually voting for you twice, and vice versa.

Right. If Stardust or I have a double vote, you'll see it on the votecount which I just requested.

As an alternative to rvs (and because I tire of rvs going beyond like 5 posts) how about an open ended question for everyone to answer.

Do you bluff having an ability as vanilla town and are being forced to claim?

*kpaca looks on confused, "this one makes my tummy feel weird" he thinks to himself, "or maybe it was the pork chop in the garbage".

*kpaca eyes lm shiftily, one ear lifted*.

Stardust either has a double vote or he's messing around.

@mod: could we see a vote count?

Woof Woof! *kpaca happily barks in unison with ham while wagging his tail*

I hate you imopen

Let's bandwagon on someone scummy instead.

vote stardust