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me + you + magic = bad = feel bad

Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:16 am

i lost to a deck with wall of fire because of a dragon named nickolas bolas
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Postby imopen2 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:44 am

i just lost in an 8-4 to a deck that ran a soft lock of stuffy doll, rhox, and slumbering dragon. tbh i won g1, mana screwed g2, and was pretty close to winning g3 but timed out because i was eating pizza. it was a low point of the day
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Zionite » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:23 am

pizza is never part of the low point of the day.

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:00 pm

well i continued eating pizza because i got the bye. then i saw that kaitscralt was in the same sealed event i was and chatted him about HTTP 500 and such. then my 4th round opp didn't show up so i went 2-2 for 3 packs without winning a match

Edit: pizza saves the day
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:01 pm

hey madding: you wanna just edit this thread's title to be "bad beats stories?"
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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this is my story

Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:18 am

yo
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:00 pm

there are too many magic cards that would be good in my magic card deck

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Postby Yannaria » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:13 pm

there are too many magic cards that would be good in my magic card deck
so i put them all in. ^_^

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Postby Ximbad » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:13 pm

Battle of wits :apirate:
Zwei Seelen wohnen, ach! in meiner Brust,
Die eine will sich von der andern trennen.

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Postby Yannaria » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:19 pm

Battle of wits :apirate:
zomg this card is so goood im going to totally beat my friends with it omg omg omg

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Postby imopen2 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:53 pm

i just won a cube match with thornling+lightning greaves after he totally wreaked me for the first 15 turns. he should be posting here
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby imopen2 » Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:57 am

i was just beaten 2-1 by literally the worst player i've ever seen on mtgo who was running literally the worst sealed deck i've ever seen in m13. it had 56 cards and ran things like the land that gives you no max hand size and the +1+3 gain 3 life aura. i easily won g1, got cute with a 1 land 6 card mull on the draw with 2 1 drops and 2 drops, proceeded to not draw a land in 7 turns and died to his 2/2's. g3 i kept a decent starter with 4 lands and 3 spells: proceeded to draw 8 lands in the next 9 turns. my one spell was a 7/7 that died to his intrepid hero. fuck my life. i might go kill myself
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:29 am

1 more QP to qualify for season 10
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Postby Ximbad » Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:44 am

+1+3 gain 3 life aura.
If his deck was 56 cards then divine favor wasn't the worst thing he had going on. That card is decidedly 23rd card material.
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Postby imopen2 » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:06 am

+1+3 gain 3 life aura.
If his deck was 56 cards then divine favor wasn't the worst thing he had going on. That card is decidedly 23rd card material.
in a crappy pool i guess...

@madding: i got 8 qp's in the first week and have not gotten one since (my rating has dropped from 1826 to 1634 in that period). i am on the worst streak of magic i can remember
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Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby imopen2 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:56 pm

P1P1 of the 8-4 i'm in right now:

the rare: Pack rat
the foil: desecration demon.....................

worst signal ever. obvs took the pack rat but it was probably the worst signal i've ever sent in a draft. 1-0 so far. lol, i'm liveblogging this 8-4

Edit: punted round 2 by clicking too fast and not regen'ing my dude..... :no:
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Yannaria » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:06 pm

Snapcastering back a Cruel Ultimatum is the best feeling ever.

#EDH stories.

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Postby PhantomS » Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:26 pm

P1P1 of the 8-4 i'm in right now:

the rare: Pack rat
the foil: desecration demon.....................

worst signal ever. obvs took the pack rat but it was probably the worst signal i've ever sent in a draft. 1-0 so far. lol, i'm liveblogging this 8-4

Edit: punted round 2 by clicking too fast and not regen'ing my dude..... :no:
I wold first pick Pack Rat then just force GW splashing Pack Rat.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:50 pm

P1P1 of the 8-4 i'm in right now:

the rare: Pack rat
the foil: desecration demon.....................

worst signal ever. obvs took the pack rat but it was probably the worst signal i've ever sent in a draft. 1-0 so far. lol, i'm liveblogging this 8-4

Edit: punted round 2 by clicking too fast and not regen'ing my dude..... :no:
I wold first pick Pack Rat then just force GW splashing Pack Rat.
how is a 2-mana card that wins the game once you have 3 untapped lands
and at least one card in hand even a question over "the abyss" that dies to creature removal and can't block

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:47 am

P1P1 of the 8-4 i'm in right now:

the rare: Pack rat
the foil: desecration demon.....................

worst signal ever. obvs took the pack rat but it was probably the worst signal i've ever sent in a draft. 1-0 so far. lol, i'm liveblogging this 8-4

Edit: punted round 2 by clicking too fast and not regen'ing my dude..... :no:[/quote:
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I wold first pick Pack Rat then just force GW splashing Pack Rat.
how is a 2-mana card that wins the game once you have 3 untapped lands and at least one card in hand even a question over "the abyss" that dies to creature removal and can't block
idk how much rtr draft you've done but desecration demon is actually a house in the format. i'll admit it is not even close to pack rat but i still hate sending the signal that black is open. i ended up with a very solid deck, i just punted round 2 like i said
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:58 pm

My draft deck on Friday actually had both pack rat and desecration demon. Lost once got 4th due to a dunce move on my part
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Postby Thrillho » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:03 pm

i read the post as "lost once got 4th due to a dance move on my part" and i was wondering what dance move you could pull off that would cause you to lose a match with desecration demon and pack rat in your deck.

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Postby Thrillho » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:09 pm

P1P1 of the 8-4 i'm in right now:

the rare: Pack rat
the foil: desecration demon.....................

worst signal ever. obvs took the pack rat but it was probably the worst signal i've ever sent in a draft. 1-0 so far. lol, i'm liveblogging this 8-4

Edit:
punted round 2 by clicking too fast and not regen'ing my dude..... :no:
I wold first pick Pack Rat then just force GW splashing Pack Rat.
how is a 2-mana card that wins the game once you have 3 untapped lands and at least one card in hand even a question over "the abyss" that dies to creature removal and can't block
idk how much rtr draft you've done but desecration demon is actually a house in the format. i'll admit it is not even close to pack rat but i still hate sending the signal that black is open. i ended up with a very solid deck, i just punted round 2 like i said
i understand desecration demon is a very good card, but desecration demon both demands you play black and dies to more removal than a bomb of its class should.

pack rat neither demands you play black because it only ever requires 1-2 mana to operate and is only
effectively killed by tapping out or other rares or several staticasters.

like it's unfortunate you had to pass a good card in order to draft a card that is several levels better than the card you passed and has no effect on signals because the card you picked up is easily splashed in addition to being several grades better than the card you passed.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:24 pm

i read the post as "lost once got 4th due to a dance move on my part" and i was wondering what dance move you could pull off that would cause you to lose a match with desecration demon and pack rat in your deck.
Wish I could say it was a dance move, but after smashing face game 1 I let my foot off the gas a bit. My deck was stacked with BR removal and bombs. Then I lost to knightly valor on Hexproof rhino with Ultimate Price, Augur Spree and Impact in my hand. Drew the edict creature to deal with the rhino and proceeded to punt the turn
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