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Postby iamabadman » Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:46 pm

Pendulum » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:22 am wrote:
Col. Khaddafi » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:57 am wrote:this is kinda sad because back in 2007 when I started participating with my doktorcaligari account, I did it in the storyline forum, there was that weasel guy who was a mod and that other MORT guy from the former phyrexia.com site and besides being very knowledgeable persons, they were also very modest and wouldn't spout bulshittery on a daily basis.

Guess the site moved on since, but I never went back to the storyline subforum, even when I was not yet banned.

I was going to start creating custom cards when I first came on board, as that was my forte before joining and something I
really enjoyed, until I saw the kind of dreck people were not only getting away with posting but actually getting kudos for creating. It was awful, like I specifically remember a conversation revolving around:

Double Bolt :r:
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Double Bolt deals 3 damage to 2 target creatures.

and people were bitching that it wasn't as good as Lightning Bolt (which was banned at the time) because you might have to wait to cast it "or kill one of your creatures to kill theirs." Interestingly, I figure it was the vomit-inducing circle jerk atmosphere of Clan Flamingo that probably drove me towards the places on the site that one could at least yell at other users without fear of repercussions in the first place.


blame annorexia also
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Postby Blackhound » Fri Jul 18, 2014 4:28 pm

Senori has been relieved of active moderation duty due to philosophical differences. We thank him for his dedicated service.

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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:46 pm

:bravo:

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:27 pm

Another victory for the Gutter!

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:53 am

The philosophy subforum will never be the same
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:31 pm

why do they still have that thread going where they announce forum stuff lol
Lord_Mcdonalds » Yesterday, 3:13 pm wrote: Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:31 pm

what a bunch of exceptional individuals
Lord_Mcdonalds » Yesterday, 3:13 pm wrote: Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:10 pm

Kaitscralt » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:31 am wrote:what a bunch of exceptional individuals

no surprise

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Postby Alex » Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:55 pm

Get the fuck out.

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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:07 pm

Alex » Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:55 pm wrote:Get the fuck out.

Alex, I know we had disagreements but just forget , I was wrong end of story.



Now about main topic : http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/ar ... 2014-07-22 I wanted to post this on MTGS as I was one of the private partners ( read emailed Chase info over a year to get them closed) yet MTGS denied it as irrelevant info

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Postby Stardust » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:26 pm

That's fuckdiculous.
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Postby Manders » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:07 am

What, did they suddenly stop being fuckdiculous?
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:13 pm

Zem does
Lord_Mcdonalds » Yesterday, 3:13 pm wrote: Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Self Medicated » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:48 pm

It's about the same as always.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:17 pm

We got dux now, he's enough to keep our hunger for trolling iridium satisfied.

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jan 06, 2015 9:08 pm

He does represent the worst of them
Lord_Mcdonalds » Yesterday, 3:13 pm wrote: Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:15 am

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Postby Toblakai » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:53 am

I've been banned from there about 4 times now...they only catch me when I decide to talk about how much I liked Matthew Stover's Tezzeret novel. I'd swear they were practically telling me to slap some TRIGGER WARNINGS all over my praise for the book. Apparently some the MTGS crew got pissy with Stover when he tried to defend his use of modern dialogue and more graphic content (but really, do you expect someone that grew up in the ghettos of a class-based plane obsessed with replacing flesh with machine parts to speak all nice and proper?)..as opposed to silly pseudo medieval dialogue. Stover being evasive on which versions of the characters were the actual ones (to the point of asking the MTGS crew flat out if it really mattered all that much) is apparently a pretty big TRIGGER.

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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:39 pm

Wut?

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:12 pm

Is that you, Sensei Triggerkai
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Postby Stardust » Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:58 pm

Toblakai » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:53 pm wrote:I've been banned from there about 4 times now...they only catch me when I decide to talk about how much I liked Matthew Stover's Tezzeret novel. I'd swear they were practically telling me to slap some TRIGGER WARNINGS all over my praise for the book. Apparently some the MTGS crew got pissy with Stover when he tried to defend his use of modern dialogue and more graphic content (but really, do you expect someone that grew up in the ghettos of a class-based plane obsessed with replacing flesh with machine parts to speak all nice and proper?)..as opposed to silly pseudo medieval dialogue. Stover being evasive on which versions of the characters were the actual ones (to the point of asking the MTGS crew flat out if it really mattered all that much) is apparently a pretty big TRIGGER.

I liked that book a lot, but I'm not a canon nazi.

Pretty sure the modern dialogue coming from Tezzeret wasn't the issue. He mostly spoke very eloquently because he was ashamed of his past. All the goat balls and pimp slaps came from Bolas.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:22 pm

Barinellos is the fattest man ever to exist
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Postby Stardust » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:01 pm

I can neither confirm nor deny this claim.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:54 pm

There's a youtube video of him eating a dozen donuts assorted in place of pepperoni on a pizza, WHILE making up mtg lore facts on ugly sally
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:55 pm

Let me try and find the link
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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:10 pm

Funny this thread is getting posts just now. ^_^

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:45 am

They told you no unban for you because you are telling bad stuff about iridium in other forums ^_^
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:45 am

Don't forget to post Scrumpcaps!
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Blackhound » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:59 pm

Wbo said such things

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Postby Blackhound » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:59 pm

I must raid their helpdesk.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:44 pm

You haven't raided a help desk since 1992 and you know it
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Postby rianalnn » Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:42 pm

Damn i forgot how much i missed help desk raids.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:43 am

Kahedron wrote:The staff has discussed your appeal and have decided to reject it. We feel that the benefits that you could bring to the site do not outweigh the potential risks bringing you back to the site have. We are also unsure when or if this feeling is going to change so can’t give you any suggestion of how you could make a new appeal more successful


iridium is so buttmad that even people that came after the #leakgate just can't let it go
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:45 am

To his defense, he does have a much more subtle way to tell people that appeal in the rape cave to go fuck themselves, which is a little bit more refreshing in the wake of admins like Galspanic playing the "I'm gonna pretent I'm plain dumb" card.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby rianalnn » Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:38 am

Galspanic lacks the imagination to "pretend" such a thing.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:33 am

They were right. Unbanning me was risky because I went through all that effort just because I wanted to post smileys all over their helpdesks.

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:35 am

I actually only wanted the new mods to read the story of how people got mad over backwards Morse code Spanish in the form of smileys.

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:35 am

Also how this: :lapdog2: is all their fault.

Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:20 pm wrote:That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:37 am

You gotta hand it to Annorax. His #wounds post was far more entertaining.

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:39 am

You fucking bet I'm appealing again in six months. I already have the banned account in place.

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