Dies to Removal

The durdle and combo decks are getting out of hand at the lgs. Time for some Hulk Smash.

[deck]
Commander: 1
1 Ruric Thar, the Unbowed

Creatures: 61
1 Diligent Farmhand
1 Joraga Treespeaker
1 Scorned Villager
1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
1 Dawntreader Elk
1 Magus of the Library
1 Zhur-Taa Druid
1 Gyre Sage
1 Wall of Roots
1 Wall of Blossoms
1 Multani’s Acolyte
1 Elvish Visionary
1 Fauna Shaman
1 Carven Caryatid
1 Farhaven Elf
1 Wood Elves
1 Yavimaya Granger
1 Yavimaya Elder
1 Fertilid
1 Yavimaya Dryad
1 Elvish Harbinger
1 Eternal Witness
1 Viridian Shaman
1 Uktabi Orangutan
1 Vithian Renegades
1 Viridian Corrupter
1 Manic Vandal
1 Fierce Empath
1 Ohran Viper
1 Somberwald Sage
1 Heartwood Storyteller
1 Dosan the Falling Leaf
1 Nullmage Shepherd
1 Glissa Sunseeker
1 Avalanche Riders
1 Goblin Settler
1 Bloodbraid Elf
1 Flametongue Kavu
1 Oracle of Mul
Daya
1 Solemn Simulacrum
1 Ondu Giant
1 Drumhunter
1 Llanowar Empath
1 Ogre Battledriver
1 Acidic Slime
1 Indrik Stomphowler
1 Molder Slug
1 Silklash Spider
1 Urabrask the Hidden
1 Garruk’s Packleader
1 Genesis
1 Bane of Progress
1 Crater Hellion
1 Primordial Sage
1 Soul of the Harvest
1 Inferno Titan
1 Garruk’s Horde
1 Gruul Ragebeast
1 Sylvan Primordial
1 Terastodon
1 Woodfall Primus

Planeswalkers: 1
1 Domri Rade

Spells: 1
1 Primal Surge

Lands: 36
1 Ancient Ziggurat
1 Command Tower
1 Opal Palace
1 Exotic Orchard
1 Stomping Ground
1 Rootbound Crag
1 Karplusan Forest
1 Grove of the Burnwillows
1 Fire-Lit Thicket
1 Raging Ravine
1 Contested Cliffs
1 Kessig Wolf Run
1 Temple of the False God
1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
1 Gaea’s Cradle
16 Forest
5 Mountain
[/deck]

(Almost) All creatures all the time. I figure this will be a good fun deck that can punish the more competitive decks and be a good loaner that (with the exception of Cradle) doesn't cost a ton of
money.

I'm willing to include non-creatures, but they need to be ridiculous.

Craterhoof Behemoth? Seems good with so many creatures. Avenger of Zendikar? Because why not? Maybe stuff like Overwhelming Stampede, for really smashing things. Idk, just suggestions.

Craterhoof should be in the list - I'll move something.

Triumph of the hordes? Seems like a nice surprise to have up your sleeve.

What about garruk, caller of beats, archetype of endurance, and the two xenogeese?

This deck is part green, so I'd never play it.

That said, I love how you've decided to counter a meta with this. I also love how you could literally flip the entire deck when you resolve Primal Surge.

With that in mind: How about Urabrask? If you have a way to give all your shit haste, I didn't see it. I really think you need something so that you can always win when that card resolves. Alternatively, Purphoros. Boom.

Sylvan Primordial has to come out, so there's at least one spot.

Haven't played the deck in a while... people got the hint.

The deck won very few games, but it helped sculpt the EDH policy at my lgs:
-If redthirst is playing, it is a game of Archenemy until he's dead.
-Once redthirst is dead, everyone left can now play a game of EDH starting with a random life total between 1 and 40.

Also, the deck has Urabrask already. It also has Ogre Battledriver as Urabrask Jr.

Did you ever get to resolve Primal Surge?

Sorry I missed Urabrask.

Still, Purphuros.

Resolved Primal Surge a few times - it simply won the game every time.

Lurking Predators Seems like an auto include, Beastmaster Ascension or Asceticism might not be bad ether

If I still played the deck, I think I'd definitely give Predators a go.