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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:01 pm

Regardless, props to you for being upfront about the problems. Its way more transparency than the one the whole staff showed during the mass bannings and sale debacle.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Jesus » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:09 pm

So basically Curse is the new Hannes?
I wouldn't go that far.
Hannes was completely nonexistant at the end.

They have plans. They're working diligently on some things.
That said, everything not in that list of things are being ignored.
I respect my position enough not to go into specifics.
I will say that [recent events] has seemed to be a wake up call to them.
I'm truly hopeful that things will change soon.
Perhaps I am a dreamer, but I'd prefer to dream and lose than to not have any hope. :/
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Postby iamabadman » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:40 pm

least hannes didnt mass ban a group

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Postby Blackhound » Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:56 pm

Send a message to them telling them that you know they are in Huntsville, Alabama and if they do not sort it out you will go get them.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:55 am

why would he do that when megiddo has already been mired down in the Huntsville bayou for weeks, hunting
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:56 am

So basically Curse is the new Hannes?
I wouldn't go that far.
Hannes was completely nonexistant at the end.

They have plans. They're working diligently on some things.
That said, everything not in that list of things are being ignored.
I respect my position enough not to go into specifics.
I will say that [recent events] has seemed to be a wake up call to them.
I'm truly hopeful that things will change soon.
Perhaps I am a dreamer, but I'd prefer to dream and lose than to not have any hope. :/[/quote:
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what so you respect about your position?
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:57 am

do you feel that your principles are not as important as the forum principles ala sene?
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Pendulum » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:33 am

So basically Curse is the new Hannes?
I wouldn't go that far.
Hannes was completely nonexistant at the end.

They have plans. They're working diligently on some things.
That said, everything not in that list of things are being ignored.
I respect my position enough not to go into specifics.
I will say that [recent events] has seemed to be a wake up call to them.
I'm truly hopeful that things will change soon.
Perhaps I am a dreamer, but I'd prefer to dream and lose than to not have any hope. :/[/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7leP9O5Omg
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Postby iamabadman » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:24 pm

Meddigon

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Postby Jesus » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:21 am

do you feel that your principles are not as important as the forum principles ala sene?
No, my principles are irrefutable to me.
(This has gotten me in trouble many times in the past.)

We need to be transparent, absolutely.
But that does not entail everything that ever goes on, who said what, etc.

Sometimes it's a rather gray line.
This isn't one of those times :/

Edit:
Also, things are progressing in a positive way.
Perhaps I wasn't foolish to dream?
Time shall tell.
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Postby imopen2 » Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:27 am

:sleep:

if you wanna come chill, you know where to find us. there are a lot of threads on this site that don't have to do with bashing you
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Postby Pendulum » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:43 am

Hey, man, can you not turn my thread into a public journal of your quest to completely sell out, please? I know I haven't been churning out the hits ever since the IP ban, but if you're going to threadjack me could you at least look up the definition for the words 'principles,' 'irrefutable,' 'transparency ('cuz apparently it can be grey now?)', and 'progress' first?
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Postby iamabadman » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:58 am

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Postby Blackhound » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:27 am

He just needs to view the Razzies to see information.

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Postby Corruption Watch » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:03 am

The information is in New York.
SHUT UP IMBECILE

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Postby rezombad » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:06 am

Great news! We found the problem. You didn't put a "D" in the sentence after the full stopped :ER:

So watch this **** get crazy!

So we're talking :ER:. But this :ER: won't work!

But then we keep talking :ER:. And add a d to make :ER: work!

Don't ask why. But adding a D does something...

Quick test :ER:. And a d, with a comma? :ER:
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/outs ... d?page=322
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Postby rezombad » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:09 am

Smilies are breaking all across the site unless there is a 'd, o, p, or v' in the sentence with it.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:55 am

Give them the D
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:50 pm

Jesus, why did I miss this thread before? XD
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby iamabadman » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:51 pm

Great news! We found the problem. You didn't put a "D" in the sentence after the full stopped :ER:

So watch this **** get crazy!

So we're talking :ER:. But this :ER: won't work!

But then we keep talking :ER:. And add a d to make :ER: work!

Don't ask why. But adding a D does something...

Quick test :ER:. And a d, with a comma? :ER:
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/outs ... d?page=322

way to go curse!

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Postby Corruption Watch » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:40 am

Gabriel Chase:
Hi there. I run the current version of Google Chrome, and suddenly, a week or so ago I can’t give a thumbs up to people anymore. I click on it but nothing happens. Help?
Feyd_Ruin:
Try a full refresh before anything else.
Hold down CTRL and hit F5.

If that doesn't do it, let me know. :)
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:39 pm

Ah, it's good to know that Feyd got past that moment of weakness and has gone back to doing his regular, quality work.
Although to be fair thanking someone's post is just so friggin' lackluster when compared to thanking someone for the post like we do here, maybe he's trying to get people to find us where thanking for the post is a real event by giving his standard non-answers.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:53 pm

Refreshing cache is a known problem-fixer. I don't get the funny here, sorry.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:54 pm

Specially useful when they've maid changes on the site's server, that need this refresh in order to work on your browser. :monocle:
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby rezombad » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:31 pm

Alright this image is pretty large because it has both my monitors on it. if you need me to zoom and and crop and such i will. The issue is that on google chrome i can sign in just fine but on mozilla it says that i have been banned.

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can you provide a video of this happening. Auth is a server side thing. Browser would have no effect on it.
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XD

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:46 pm

Actually I have exactly the same bug on my browser :mindblown:
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby rezombad » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:48 pm

Did you try plugging it in?
Is the internet turned on?
Are you sure you're using the internet?
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Postby Stardust » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:49 pm

Actually I have exactly the same bug on my browser :mindblown:
Download Chrome: no more need for gimmicks!
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Postby rezombad » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:50 pm

I tried to login on that email using chrome and it said that user is bananaed.
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:01 pm

do you have a video?

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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:52 pm

Actually I have exactly the same bug on my browser :mindblown:
Download Chrome: no more need for gimmicks!
Dat don't work
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Pendulum » Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:34 am

OMG lolololol, "Can you provide video?" totes needs to be a thing, guys. Make that happen. Feyd, I'm looking in your general direction here. >.>

And just to retain the illusion that I'm relevant, let me clarify what the problem is:
Mozilla Firefox, unlike Chrome, IE, or whateverthefuckApplecallstheirbrowser, is a non-profit, open source browsing engine; thus, it lacks the polish of commercial services but does provide more solid interactions between systems. Especially when it's trying to interface with a server like Curse's, that, um, shall we say "skimp on some of the details," it will often try to complete the processes before the base server can even access them... which leads to shit like banning your account because you've had the misfortune of not spending all of your time on Curse's bugged-up systems. The ironic part here is that simply clearing your FF cache and at most doing a
quick reinstall should clear up the problem; but instead of suggesting the same worthless thing they always do, in this one case where it would be the correct thing to do, they have chosen to ask for video instead!
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Postby rezombad » Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:38 am

I wonder if curse tech support is like, 'k guys, whoever can get away with the dumbest post on salvation gets free lunch on Friday.'
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Postby Pendulum » Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:28 pm

Only if they provide video.
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Postby iamabadman » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:41 pm

hey pendy


im a mod here

all of your posts must provide videos now

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Postby Neo Metal Sonic » Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:22 am

So Curse is totally offline now...


=(

Fuck Curse, let me look at Terrariaonline please?

edit: oh, they're back. Complaining does help! :dance:

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Postby iamabadman » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:36 pm

So Curse is totally offline now...


=(

Fuck Curse, let me look at Terrariaonline please?

edit: oh, they're back. Complaining does help! :dance:

it doesn't.

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Postby rezombad » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:24 pm

Can we get a notification when we receive iTrader feedback?
In your Notifications Preferences, check "Trade feedback left"

If that doesn't work for you moving forward, let me know.
So default forum behavior is to not pm when something fairly noteworthy happens, but to email every user ever week, even if you're banned? :thumbsup:
It's not working. It hasn't since the change over.
Not working for me either and hasn't since the switchover
[
quote="Feyd_Ruin"]Asking curse.

I could have sworn this was on the list of things fixed on the last rollout.
It may have been something they said they were working on and I misread, though.[/quote]
It's on the iteration.
How ofter does Curse roll out updates? It seems like some of the stuff that was "added to iteration" before the end of February.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:52 pm

we'll have a frontpage before they fix this.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:


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