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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:33 pm

that said i liked ashiok since day 1 even if i was cagy about that fact after being done so bad by tibalt.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:33 pm

we need a 2cc garruk.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:38 pm

soon
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:43 pm

I didn't feel like checking and I remember Thrillo pretty much not agreeing with the FoS guys on like anything.
this is a false assumption. i loudly disagreed with the one important card i disagreed on (stormbreath dragon), and got into an argument about how i wasn't disagreeing on the assessment of watchwolf (that it is just fine or whatever) tied to the previous loud argument about dragon.
i started out for ashiok, had my favor tempered when i realized it only affected the cards it exiled and that jace milled for 10, and then regained that favor as we got closer to release because of parallels with drownyard.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:46 pm

soon
garruk, but his mask fell off and he has dysentery GG
planeswalker -- garruk
+1 untap target land you control.
-1 put a 2/2 green wolf creature token onto the battlefield under your control.
-8 search your library for a green creature and put it onto the battlefield.
3

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:47 pm

i'm pretty sure that card is insane as written

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:48 pm

+0 if he were 3cc for middle ability and i think -2 at 2cc... -1 at 2cc reads "GG: put 3 2/2s into play" at worst and jace beleren-grindy gradual card advantage engine at best.

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Postby iamabadman » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:51 pm

Garruk sucks

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:33 pm

Does anyone else smell something burning?
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:37 pm

i'm pretty sure that card is insane as written
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Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:37 pm

Does anyone else smell something burning?
is it Baguys posts burning my eyes?
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:39 pm

It's getting hot in here...
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:39 pm

so take off all your clothes
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Captain Murphy » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:18 pm

Not unless there is money or drugs involved
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
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in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:09 pm

i feel like my clothes smell like gasoline but other than that i don't smell any fires.

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:14 pm

soon
garruk, but his mask fell off and he has dysentery GG
planeswalker -- garruk
+1 untap target land you control.
-1 put a 2/2 green wolf creature token onto the battlefield under your control.
-8 search your library for a green creature and put it onto the battlefield.
3
I was going to complain that he should make 1/1s but then I remembered thatn 3/3s for two is green's curve

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:15 pm

don't everybody everybody lik ethe smell of gasoline

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:22 pm

I like it.
Image

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:28 pm

soon
garruk, but his mask fell off and he has dysentery GG
planeswalker -- garruk
+1 untap target land you control.
-1 put a 2/2 green wolf creature token onto the battlefield under your control.
-8 search your library for a green creature and put it onto the battlefield.
3
I was going to complain that he should make 1/1s but then I remembered thatn 3/3s for two is green's curve
garruk
communes with beasts so 1/1s that aren't black mana-warped deathtouch wolves aren't permitted via flavor law

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:30 pm

i could also see it being -3 make a 3/2 trample token

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:30 pm

it's a 2cc planeswalker i don't have a lot to go on with what is and isn't balanced.

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:38 pm

it obviously should discard a card at random first

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:44 pm

sorry i'll fix it:
garruk but he lost all him limbs fighting a beast GG
planeswalker -- garruk
as an additional cost to cast garruk but he lost all his limbs fighting a beast, discard a card at random.
+1 untap target land. discard a card at random.
-2 put a 2/2 green wolf creature token onto the battlefield under your control. discard a card at random.
-8 search your library for a green creature card, discard a card at random, then put it onto the battlefield under your control.
3

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:42 pm

all i got out of this first weekend of tournament data is that people suffered collective amnesia that the card burning earth is good and exists.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:43 pm

that mono red deck actually looks good and like someone put a modicum of thought behind it, which is more than i can say for most of the rest of the top 8.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:45 pm

hear that fos members i'm publicly complimenting a mono-red deck.

though i would absolutely play a rubblebelt makka over that single gore-house chainwalker. if you're going to mise something in your deck overloaded with 2-drops, you may as well mise a card that will do something.

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Postby imopen2 » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:46 pm

Can you link me to the top 8 you're referring to?
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:49 pm

also i'd like to point out how absolutely miserable the 1-drops in red are compared with the 2-drops in every color including red. owen turtenwald's red aggro deck is overloaded with 1-drops, but then do a 1-to-1 with any of the 2-drops in the other red deck and it's like why would you ever play those 1-drops.


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Postby imopen2 » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:57 pm

Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby imopen2 » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:59 pm

You know some people don't know which fnm top 8 you are dissecting today so a link or at least an event name would be nice
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:00 pm

cha ching, my Firedrinker satyrs are up 30 cents

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Postby imopen2 » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:00 pm

Of course, complete thoughts have always taken too long for you to type out. Must be your job taking its toll on you
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:02 pm

cha ching, my Firedrinker satyrs are up 30 cents
starcity has them at 2.50

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:02 pm

MAYBE THEY'LL HIT 3 FOR STATES?

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:08 pm

You know some people don't know which fnm top 8 you are dissecting today so a link or at
least an event name would be nice
97% of the time following the release of a new set, people reference the results of SCG open events as it is usually the largest, most robust data set available from a single event in that sort window in which the set has been legal during. as a result, it is also usually understood than when discussing outcomes of a large event after a new set's release, it can be assumed that the data in question comes from a star city event.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:08 pm

i'm sure a non-0 number of events have happened ever release weekend that weren't release events and were constructed events, but i can't name any as large as SCG events off the top of my head.

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:09 pm

or, as they say in the business "trolled hard"

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Postby Thrillho » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:11 pm

cha ching, my Firedrinker satyrs are up 30 cents
boon satyr has also jumped since the open.

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:11 pm

thrillho when should I dump my Jace AoTs


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