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Postby Manders » Mon May 20, 2013 3:59 pm

Have you ever thought to yourself....how does that work?

Well, I thought it'd be fun to ask Col. Khaddafi! He's a scientist by trade. Let's see how much he knows!

Question #1: Why is Gravity only a theory? How is it not a Law?
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Postby Checkbox » Mon May 20, 2013 4:01 pm

Everything in science is theoretical, as nothing can be proven, only disproven.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon May 20, 2013 4:04 pm

Consider any given experiment: you make a prediction based on a theory as to how things will work, then either they work that way or they don't. If they work that way, you have reinforced the theory, but you haven't proven it. If they don't, then you have disproved the theory.
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Postby Manders » Mon May 20, 2013 4:08 pm

Shut up, Checkbox.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon May 20, 2013 4:09 pm

I was answering your question, and not even trolling at all.
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Postby Manders » Mon May 20, 2013 4:10 pm

I was answering your question, and not even trolling at all.
BUT I DIDN'T ASK YOU! :p :hug:
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Postby Checkbox » Mon May 20, 2013 4:12 pm

:teach:
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Postby Pendulum » Mon May 20, 2013 4:16 pm

Scumbag, what is the chemical reason that Checkbox tries too hard?
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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon May 20, 2013 4:19 pm

Chemical imbalance of love; too little dad love, too much uncle love.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon May 20, 2013 4:19 pm

hormonal imbalance. and if the answer is wrong, you can invoke internet autism, it justifies all sort of actions.

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Postby Pendulum » Mon May 20, 2013 7:23 pm

Oh, hey, how do magnets work, anyway?
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon May 20, 2013 7:44 pm

Question #1: Why is Gravity only a theory? How is it not a Law?
No one knows. It is incompatible with the other 3 other forces (electromagnetism, strong and weak forces), and with the general quantum mechanics theory. these three are mediated by elemetary particles (photons, gluons, and some bosons). People invented gravitons (hypothetical particles that carry information about gravity) but the thing is that gravitation is felt instantaneously, even if a body is millions of light years away. People struggle to find the Theory of everything which will explain all four forces with just one equation, but then weird-ass theories like Godels incompletness theorem say that such TOE is conceptually impossible.

For time being its safer to think
that Gravitation is due to the workings of invisible pixies and not to bother any further about shit noone cares about for all practical matters.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon May 20, 2013 7:46 pm

Oh, hey, how do magnets work, anyway?
Its like gravity, except pixies send photons instead of gravitons to interact with magnets
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
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Postby Blackhound » Mon May 20, 2013 8:59 pm

What can you infer about the force needed for a baseball to accelerate at a rate of 5m/s2 compared to the force needed to accelerate the same baseball at a rate of 10m/s2 ?
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Mon May 20, 2013 9:00 pm

Which condoms are best?

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon May 20, 2013 9:04 pm

What can you infer about the force needed for a baseball to accelerate at a rate of 5m/s2 compared to the force needed to accelerate the same baseball at a rate of 10m/s2 ?
E=1/2mv^2; dE/dt=ma, and do your homework yourself
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that guy at MTGS
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Postby Blackhound » Mon May 20, 2013 9:14 pm

What are these infinate tools I have read about ? they sound scientific.

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Postby Pendulum » Mon May 20, 2013 9:20 pm

Which condoms are best?
that guy at MTGS
You mean the trojans? ^_^
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Postby iamabadman » Mon May 20, 2013 10:46 pm

june 20th

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon May 20, 2013 11:00 pm

hell yeah Shantae
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Postby iamabadman » Mon May 20, 2013 11:21 pm

june is great.


thats when the dnd hack n slash arcade games come to ps3 and xbox 360

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Postby Checkbox » Tue May 21, 2013 1:32 pm

holy shit which ones? are they similar to the old Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance games?
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Postby iamabadman » Tue May 21, 2013 2:22 pm

no, more like double dragon style. they were arcade games

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Postby Yannaria » Wed May 22, 2013 1:18 am

when are you going to Break Bad?

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Postby TubeHunter » Wed May 22, 2013 1:54 am

How long will it take for the Bass to hit the ground if I drop it from 5.8 meters up?
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed May 22, 2013 10:07 am

How long will it take for the Bass to hit the ground if I drop it from 5.8 meters up?
How did you find the exact ceiling height of my lab? :eyebrow:
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Postby Manders » Wed May 22, 2013 4:18 pm

Can we see pics of your lab?

I bet it looks cool.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Wed May 22, 2013 4:45 pm

Can we see pics of your lab?

I bet it looks cool.
Its on the main esther website actually!

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Postby Stardust » Wed May 22, 2013 4:48 pm

...but the thing is that gravitation is felt instantaneously, even if a body is millions of light years away.
Is that true? I was under the impression that it had never been proved one way or the other, but that most hypothesized gravity travelled at the speed of light (same as the other forces).

Quick google search found some recent work suggesting it does move at the speed of light: http://www.astrowatch.net/2012/12/chine ... e-for.html
I think I have access to Springer. Maybe I'll try to track down the actual paper.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed May 22, 2013 5:37 pm

Hey it's Stardust.
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Postby Stardust » Wed May 22, 2013 5:44 pm

Hello! I just couldn't say no to another round of scientific abuse.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed May 22, 2013 6:37 pm

Is that true? I was under the impression that it had never been proved one way or the other, but that most hypothesized gravity travelled at the speed of light (same as the other forces).
Yes you're right, since the graviton is merely hypothetical, the speed at which the force information transmits is merely hypothetical also. You're much better at
this than with metallurgy.

Basically, no one understands gravitation, same as with quantum mechanics. We just know it exists.
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Postby Stardust » Wed May 22, 2013 6:44 pm

You're much better at
this than with metallurgy.
Please don't tell my boss. I've been successfully passing as a metallurgist for a long time now. ;-)
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed May 22, 2013 6:45 pm

Don't tell me who your boss is then, since my nickname is scumbag.
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is there a god

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Wed May 22, 2013 10:12 pm

Where can I find the double Mermaid.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Checkbox » Wed May 22, 2013 10:49 pm

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed May 22, 2013 11:03 pm

Where can I find the double Mermaid.
try fishing for some
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Postby Yannaria » Wed May 22, 2013 11:41 pm

where can I find a mermaid to have anal sex with

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Postby Pendulum » Thu May 23, 2013 12:16 am

Oh shit, here we go again.
Scumbag, how do fish procreate?
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