Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:40 pm
though that's some beast gas milage. bless the fact that now i mostly use planes and subways to move about.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:41 pm
Environmentalists shower too. They just use ultra-low flow showerheads and biodegradable soaps, making sure to turn the water off partway through to save water while lathering themselves up.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:41 pm
just after i'd finished paying off my car 
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:42 pm
you don't have to lie to me. we're not on mtgs and i've interacted with other humans ever.Environmentalists shower too. They just use ultra-low flow showerheads and biodegradable soaps, making sure to turn the water off partway through to save water while lathering themselves up.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:42 pm
i've been to denver, i know you're lying.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:42 pm
"A John Ford Production" is a sweet username.This is my army of MTGS gimmicks
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:42 pm
you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:43 pm
I was in the Denver airport once. It smelled okay as far as I could tell.i've been to denver, i know you're lying.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:43 pm
Driving stick-shift?you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:43 pm
Talking about gas mileage?you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:43 pm
i actually don't remember what grade it was that south park was released in but god damn that show is old.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:44 pm
Getting girls wet with our fine choice of automobile?you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:44 pm
boots on the ground.I was in the Denver airport once. It smelled okay as far as I could tell.i've been to denver, i know you're lying.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:44 pm
Oh, that. You're young. Good show.i actually don't remember what grade it was that south park was released in but god damn that show is old.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:45 pm
no, introduction to consumable natural resources was covered in 3rd grade.Talking about gas mileage?you guys also just spent most of a page referencing what i recall was 4th grade.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:46 pm
excuse me but i'm 26 which is like 600 mercury years so please don't condescend to me i've been around okOh, that. You're young. Good show.i actually don't remember what grade it was that south park was released in but god damn that show is old.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:47 pm
HAHAHAHAHAThe Speakeasy has gone back to being viewable by logged in users only.Hey guys. Any corruption to report?
This change came mere days after the Cozzo Gimmick crazed raid there to try and get a dragon trophy.
THATS BEAUTIFUL
I fucking won
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:47 pm
ok *patpat*excuse me but i'm 26 which is like 600 mercury years so please don't condescend to me i've been around okOh, that. You're young. Good show.i actually don't remember what grade it was that south park was released in but god damn that show is old.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:47 pm
according to wikipedia southpark was first aired in 1997 when i was one decade old.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:48 pm
i'm glad i can't remember what the topic of the story i'm supposed to write today is during a morning meeting but can accurately recall how old i was when south park first aired.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:49 pm
Wow that was a long time ago. I take it back. 600 Mercury years cannot be argued with.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:50 pm
I love the smell of gimmicks in the morning
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:53 pm
RE: gas mileage. I get like 20 mpg highway v.v Ford Ranger =/= economic
luckily it's not mine
luckily it's not mine
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:54 pm
before you say it yes yanni it my cheating ex wife's
no i didn't keep it because im buttmad
no i dont know if she's fucked other guys in it
no i didn't keep it because im buttmad
no i dont know if she's fucked other guys in it
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:55 pm
watch out for this generation they're scrappy and will surprise youWow that was a long time ago. I take it back. 600 Mercury years cannot be argued with.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:56 pm
you should show her who's boss and fuck other guys in it.before you say it yes yanni it my cheating ex wife's
no i didn't keep it because im buttmad
no i dont know if she's fucked other guys in it
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:01 pm
Show her who's boss and run over two drug dealers with it. Then get out and tell her to run.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:08 pm
I just plan to give it back when the plates expire in two weeks
but not before I take back the battery.
but not before I take back the battery.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:09 pm
and throw said battery through her living room picture window
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:09 pm
and then walk back in the house and retrieve it because i bought that battery
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:09 pm
And slash the tires and write "WHORE" across the side with your keys, right?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:10 pm
and smash the headlights, Stardust.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:11 pm
Mmm, yeah, that's important. Does it have a compartment anywhere where you could stash a dead fish? That's a good one too.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:13 pm
Is there a science supply store near you where you could pick up some liquid nitrogen?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:13 pm
Put shit in the aC vents as well
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:15 pm
All good ideas.
Not sure, rezombad. I should google~
Not sure, rezombad. I should google~
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:18 pm
If you can get some, buy a couple cans of shaving cream also.
Then dip the shaving cream cans in the liquid nitrogen, remove after a few seconds and cut off the metal. The gasses and liquid inside will be frozen into a cylinder. then put the cylinder into the glovebox, under the seat, wherever and wait for it to melt and the gasses to expand.
Then dip the shaving cream cans in the liquid nitrogen, remove after a few seconds and cut off the metal. The gasses and liquid inside will be frozen into a cylinder. then put the cylinder into the glovebox, under the seat, wherever and wait for it to melt and the gasses to expand.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:23 pm
1) This is awesome.If you can get some, buy a couple cans of shaving cream also.
Then dip the shaving cream cans in the liquid nitrogen, remove after a few seconds and cut off the metal. The gasses and liquid inside will be frozen into a cylinder. then put the cylinder into the glovebox, under the seat, wherever and wait for it to melt and the gasses to expand.
2) I have access to liquid nitrogen at work.
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:23 pm
what about other girlsbefore you say it yes yanni it my cheating ex wife's
no i didn't keep it because im buttmad
no i dont know if she's fucked other guys in it
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:23 pm
Better work fast though. That stuff's going to warm up pretty quickly, I imagine.