Dies to Removal

Haha that was actually you using again that expression from an older message.

My bad.

Only platypus keeps saying turned up to eleven, not everyone

After people at my game store got sick of me playing burn I'm toying with Boros Norin in modern and men it's a blast to play. Also quite competitive.... unfortunately i miss a couple of auriok champions that would fit the deck perfectly.

Only platypus keeps saying turned up to eleven, not everyone

Yeah, it's only me. But what else can you use to describe that car with drums and a guy hanging from ropes in front of a wall of loudspeakers, playing a guitar/flamethrower? It's insane, yet makes totally sense within the constraints of the movie.

Defeating Deathmist Raptor by Adam Yurchick
http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/article.asp?ID=12558

*reads article*

Solution: Play Deathmist Raptor in your deck.

Five of the decks displayed in the article use the Deathmist Raptor / Den Protector pair. That's not defeating the card as much as it is just using the damn thing against itself.

I haven't seen it yet, I will tonight

After people at my game store got sick of me playing burn I'm toying with Boros Norin in modern and men it's a blast to play. Also quite competitive.... unfortunately i miss a couple of auriok champions that would fit the deck perfectly.

People sick of playing against Burn.

Your solution: play an even more annoying deck.

Seems reasonable.

You could just say "Fuck you" as you jam foil Lava Spikes, Rift Bolts, and Goblin Guides down their throats.

There's nothing more elitist OR ironic than crushing people with your foil Burn deck.

You could just say "Fuck you" as you jam foil Lava Spikes, Rift Bolts, and Goblin Guides down their throats.

There's nothing more elitist OR ironic than crushing people with your foil Burn deck.

I am in absolute agreement. Sick of my burn deck? Fine, I will foil it out and beat you even harder. Damn you, now I want to stare at my Judge Bolts while I am at work

Beating Deathmist Raptor in three easy steps:
1) Cast Anger of the Gods.
2) Point and laugh at your opponent.
3) Collect prizes.

@khaos:
My god this set is bad. If you happen across shiny Burst Lightning, Mutagenic Growth, or Hurkyl's Recall, I would appreciate any of these. Don't feel obligated to hunt or anything, but if they land in your lap and you aren't immediately disqualified for them being there and have no desire to keep them for yourself, I would appreciate it greatly.

Anything I can do for you, I will.

ever since khaos got his dick wet this place has really gone silent

he doesn't stand a chance at Vegas now with his priorities not on nerdy shit

predicting a swift 0-4 drop

Correction, I will go 2-4 drop.

But, you are right. I haven't spent nearly as much time studying and practicing for the format as I should be. I'm still ravenously devouring any amount of articles I can get my hands on, and I have a friend running draft simulators and taking notes for me, so there's that.

I didn't plan on getting into a relationship so suddenly, let alone even deviating from my normal routine until AFTER Vegas. Life is weird like that, I guess. But she is really great. Completely amazing.

Remember when Charlize Theron didn't know how to move out of the way of a giant stone in Prometheus

Fuck, all she had to do was run to the damn side!

Prometheus was a stupid movie. That one definitely didn't go to eleven.

Man, this tinypic thing is awesome.

My burn deck isn't foiled but i do my best anyway to make people feel miserable while i cast lava spikes.
And yes Norin can be even more annoying .... many games end up in endless board stalls with me at hundreds life points. If i win game 1 i usually plan to go to time and win 1-0 but there are also draws where you start with double champion of the parish + norin and win fast

Only platypus keeps saying turned up to eleven, not everyone

In his defense, if there is a movie where that expression fits like a glove, its precisely this Mad Max movie.

Also at all this heresy about the first movie being overrated. This has the best car chase scenes of all movie history on par with Bullit

first mad max was alright

Undecided if I should watch the road warrior first or fury road

it probably makes no difference

I'm betting you are not a fan of the "de-specialized" version of the trilogy then.

who shot first Han or Greedo

Maverick is eagerly waiting for a reboot of the three first star war movies. Maybe Vin Diesel can play the role of Han Solo this time.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a daaaaaaaaaaaaaam."

Hey man, that one is pre-87!

mad max was the best. i came into my popcorn and kept eating.

I had a dream where I had as much power as any rich white old person

Every scene from every movie shot before 1987 looks like the "oh my goooooood" scene from Troll 2 to me.

As always, your opinions on everything are objectively terrible.

What about subjectively?

So, not counting the Star Wars trilogy, you don't like:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Tron
First Blood
The Evil Dead
Platoon
Alien
Aliens
The Breakfast Club
Ghostbusters
Blade Runner
Stand By Me
Back to the Future
Blue Velvet
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Just to name a few.

ok if you cherry pick pre1987 movies then compare any of those to the dark knight or finding nemo and you'll see its pretty obvious maverick has a point

I would rather watch shrek 2 than citizen kane

Honestly when you compare pre 1987 movies to something like this, we're talking about 2 different media altogether

HappyFeet2 was literally 11/10 I saw it in theaters 4 times on opening night.

Maybe I missed the point. Was it just that movies look better now?

The first 3 indiana jones movies were exactly as bullshit as the newest one there's a scene in one of them where they jump out of an airplane with an air-raft and live is it really that unbelievable that indy survives a nuke by hiding in a fridge?

Now you're just being facetious.

It's a lot of work to watch old movies in context and the "everything before 1987 sucks" line of thinking is usually held by people who are sick of the shit of the crowd who parades the thought "modern movies suck I wish they'd bring back 80s music wow justin bieber sucks"

Airplane ain't got shit on Freddy got fingered

I love modern movies. I love old movies. I love movies. I also love boobies.

But do you love foodies and duties?

No, but I love boobies in movies. It's the best of both!

Booties and boobies in movies, oh my

y'all posting in a troll thread

Wait, this wasn't serious?