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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:36 pm
by Stardust
but how do you fateseal chandra if she's already in play
Yeah.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:36 pm
by Kaitscralt
the greatest barrier between man and dog has always been humor

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:36 pm
by Thrillho
in a different dialog, someone accused me of calling people who only played pokemon red, blue, or yellow fake nerds when the thing i said was i hate people who only played the first pokemon game that condescend to you when you talk to them about new pokemon games.
I'm flattered that you told your friends about me
have you done that thing because you are not welcome at my next birthday party if so.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:37 pm
by Kaitscralt
Chandra doesn't need to be in play.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:37 pm
by Thrillho
the greatest barrier between man and dog has always been humor
i thought the greatest barrier between man and dog was peanut butter

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:37 pm
by Thrillho
Chandra doesn't need to be in play.
so then wouldn't she dump him because he doesn't care who he's deciding is on top or bottom

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:38 pm
by imopen2
in a different dialog, someone accused me of calling people who only played pokemon red, blue, or yellow fake nerds when the thing i said was i hate people who only played the first pokemon game that condescend to you when you talk to them about new pokemon games.
I'm flattered that you told your friends about me
have you done that thing because you are not welcome at my next birthday party if so.
nAll I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here, in my arms

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:38 pm
by Thrillho
see i can made joke too

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:39 pm
by Thrillho
man fuck work i need to watch eric andre show so my brain stops being fucked up

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:39 pm
by Thrillho
pretzels is the same.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:40 pm
by Kaitscralt
I'M FUNNY!

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:41 pm
by Kaitscralt
Sorin left Zendikar because meeting underage girls at high school sounded more appealing.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:42 pm
by Kaitscralt
:stupid:

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:42 pm
by Kaitscralt
:stupid:

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:46 pm
by imopen2
I'M FUNNY!
Sure you are :hug:

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:47 pm
by Thrillho
that joke was pretty bad

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:51 pm
by Kaitscralt
but if i posted it in FoS I'd be hailed a comic genius

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
okay let me see how much less funny I can get

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
The racism of Lorwyn elves has now expanded to include black people.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:57 pm
by Stardust
The racism of Lorwyn elves has now expanded to include black people.
:eyebrow: Is that even a joke? Even bad jokes have punch lines...

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:58 pm
by Kaitscralt
Damn, im really funny. :yes: I should be hired to work on Loading Ready Runs magic shows :yes: I have some good material ready about that weird looking girl

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:00 pm
by Kaitscralt
i blew my loading on kathleen's ready run

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:01 pm
by Kaitscralt
See, these are the sort of tweets that would get us popular and beloved in the mainstream MTG community

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:01 pm
by Kaitscralt
this is how you get a preview card

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:04 pm
by Kaitscralt
funny, topical, good taste, good humor

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:20 pm
by Kazekirimaru
hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

ha

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:25 pm
by iamabadman
we can be neo team academy

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:25 pm
by iamabadman
new misetings

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:26 pm
by Stardust
hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

ha
Image

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:28 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Stardust what part of Canada are you from?

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:29 pm
by Stardust
The flat part.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:30 pm
by Stardust
Grew up in Alberta, but now I live in the city that rhymes with fun!

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:30 pm
by Stardust
(It's actually not that fun here, but it does rhyme with vagina. That's the joke.)

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:33 pm
by Kazekirimaru
lol Regina, eh?

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:33 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Saskatchewan: The place where your dog can run away and you can watch him run away for four days.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:35 pm
by Stardust
When I first got here people would say, "No, we have hills! They just go the other way!"

And I'd be like, "Dude, that's a valley."

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:36 pm
by Stardust
The river valleys really are beautiful, but they improve about 1% of your highway drive. The rest is field after field after field after field after field... Hey a town! Oh, and another field...

They actually put curves in the road every 10 km or so just to keep people on their toes. No joke. There is no other reason for the corner. Turn right, turn left, back to strait.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:41 pm
by Kazekirimaru
How considerate of them. I hate highway drives through Indiana. Sounds exactly like that + farmland farmland farmland

I was just curious. I grew up in Fredericton.

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:43 pm
by Stardust
Cool. I was there once, years ago. You actually live in Michigan now?

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:47 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Yep. For the moment, since my parents reside here and I'm poor. :thumbsup: