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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:22 pm
by Khaospawn
There is the weirdest formatting error going on with LP's decklist that I can't edit out for the life of me.
Sometimes you actually have to put a category and a number (like : Land 24) before a section. And even then, sometimes you have to put a space after the first deck tag and a space before the last deck tag. It's weird.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:23 pm
by Khaospawn
The Rhinos have been Siegeing the fences, systematically. Looking for weaknesses.
They remember.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:28 pm
by Kaitscralt
There is the weirdest formatting error going on with LP's decklist that I can't edit out for the life of me.
Sometimes you actually have to put a category and a number (like : Land 24) before a section. And even then, sometimes you have to put a space after the first deck tag and a space before the last deck tag. It's weird.
damnit scrumper, i'm a pedophile wrangler, not a forum doctor
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:35 pm
by Khaospawn
Scrump date: 220115 Era of the Rhino
We have encountered a problem in the deck tag scanner. We've tried fitting more siege rhinos into the sub matrix. Chief Engineer Scotty has informed us that the warp coils cannot handle that much power from the 4/5 bodies.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:35 pm
by Khaospawn
He's dead, Jim.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:37 pm
by Kaitscralt
Siege me up, Scrumpy.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:37 pm
by Kaitscralt
Set phasers to siege.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:39 pm
by Kaitscralt
Prepare to jump into hypersiege.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:39 pm
by Kaitscralt
Use the Rhino, Luke.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:43 pm
by Kaitscralt
Rhino of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not siege!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:45 pm
by Kaitscralt
I would have gone with you to the end. Into the very fires of Siege Rhino.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:46 pm
by Kaitscralt
The way back will come but once. Be siegefast.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:48 pm
by Kaitscralt
He Who Shall Not Be Sieged
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:49 pm
by Kaitscralt
Rhino al'Thor, the Rhino Reborn, He Who Comes With The Siege
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:51 pm
by Kaitscralt
Siegeroth, One Winged Rhino
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:58 pm
by Khaospawn
Leia: I love you!
Han: Rhino.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:58 pm
by Kaitscralt
Someone thank that post
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:59 pm
by Kaitscralt
Then someone else
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:01 pm
by Khaospawn
Give that man a rhino!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:03 pm
by Khaospawn
In the immortal words of AC/DC : Have a siege on me!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:05 pm
by Kaitscralt
Stop on your high note
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:17 pm
by Khaospawn
My work here is finished.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:20 pm
by admin
There is the weirdest formatting error going on with LP's decklist that I can't edit out for the life of me.
It happens sometimes, some weird bug in the deck tags that I could never figure out
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:23 pm
by Purp
Sideboarding in tokens is a bitch to figure out.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:24 pm
by Khaospawn
What's your boggle, Purp?
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:01 pm
by Self Medicated
Under Siege 2: Rhino Territory
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:16 pm
by hamfactorial
In 1966, Siege Rhino escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a rhino six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Siege Rhino did it in less than twenty. Oh, Siege Rhino loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in Tarkir, a rhino will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Siege Rhino's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Elspeth was killed, Siege Rhino decided he'd been here just about long enough. Siege Rhino did like he was told, buffed those hooves to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a rhino's hooves? Siege Rhino crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
You remember the name of the siege, don't you?
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:38 pm
by Kaitscralt
I've decided to rename the Cards the Cards podcast to the Rhinocasty
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:39 pm
by Kaitscralt
Now we're talkin' 4/5, 24/7
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:41 pm
by hamfactorial
Kait you're a true rhiconoclast
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:44 pm
by Khaospawn
All rhino, all the time.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:45 pm
by Stardust
is siege rhino really taking over standard??????
i mean it's a cool card but is it really blowing out the scrumps with the fat body and lifegain?
You Rhinocaust deniers make me sick.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:49 pm
by Kaitscralt
Spam played one FNM in 2005 and lost to Kami of the Waning Moon in an X-2 three round thatta boy'er, his thoughts about anything other than bad music and curvy women hold no sway here
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:52 pm
by Khaospawn
What's his stance on curvy women?
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:53 pm
by hamfactorial
Rhinoclasm - Sorcery [mana]3R[/mana]
Rhinoclasm deals 4 damage to each creature.
"How can we outrun the siege?"
-Scrump, devotee of fire
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:58 pm
by Kaitscralt
What's his stance on curvy women?
in for a penny, in for a pound
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:00 pm
by Kaitscralt
we on DTR believe the trunketh require junketh
she must siegeth like a rhino
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:01 pm
by Khaospawn
Dat ass got trample tho.
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:03 pm
by hamfactorial
Rhinhoes ain't shit
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:03 pm
by Khaospawn
Chandra, Rhinomaster