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Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:11 pm**

Meddling Madding

When Meddling Madding comes into play, suggest an idea. That idea gets ignored.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:15 pm**

If I have jeskai ascendancy on the battlefield, and cast purphuros, do I get to trigger ascendancy?

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:18 pm**

No, it counts as a creature spell on the stack.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:21 pm**

Damn learn to rules.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:31 pm**

It's hard out there for a rhino.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:32 pm**

It ain't easy being siegey.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:34 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:36 pm**

much ado about koffing

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:54 pm**

Pokenflation

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:00 pm**

150 (and Mew) were more than enough back in the 90s.

yeah, but rayquaza is sweet

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:02 pm**

Rayquaza sounds like a ghetto name.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:27 pm**

Graduating class included a girl called febreeze, true story

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:33 pm**

You could use a lot of her in your life.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:34 pm**

And her homegirl essence

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:38 pm**

Mostly her meadow & rain essence

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:39 pm**

Clean Linen, yo.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:49 pm**

Guuuuuurl

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:58 pm**

Gurl, you need a shot of B12.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:00 pm**

Y'all niggas deficient in Vitamin Water.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:02 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:11 pm**

[deck]
Creatures (20)
4 Bloodsoaked Champion
2 Tymaret, the Murder King
4 Sultai Emissary
4 Flamewake Phoenix
4 Butcher of the Horde
2 Kolaghan, the Storm's Fury

Spells (17)
3 Chained to the Rocks
4 Raise the Alarm
4 Crackling Doom
4 Hordeling Outburst
1 Outpost Siege
1 Dictate of Erebos

Lands (23)
1 Mana Confluence
1 Plains
1 Swamp
2 Evolving Wilds
3 Temple of Silence
3 Temple of Triumph
4 Bloodstained Mire
4 Mountain
4 Nomad Outpost

Sideboard (15)
3 Erase
2 Glare of Heresy
3 Arc Lightning
3 Read the Bones
2 Chandra, Pyromaster
2 Crux of Fate
[/deck]

Feedback?

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:12 pm**

Maverick: "MTG prices are getting ridiculous. It should be cheap to build decks and play the game, but with the option to pimp out your deck with promos and foils to keep collectors happy."

Maverick: "Promo Ugin is still $100+, this is such bullshit."

Ugin is this set's Voice of Resurgence

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:14 pm**

This set could end up having quite a few playable mythics, or none

In dragons maze it was guaranteed to just be Voice and Blood Baron

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:16 pm**

Also, nice article James. I enjoyed reading it on my lunch break.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:24 pm**

Jealousy doesn't become you.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:25 pm**

Followed up with a list that's exactly the same as everyone else's except for 2 Valorous Stance and the sentence, "I really like how this list is positioned."

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:32 pm**

Haters gonna hate.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:49 pm**

I... I actually think... I do fucking hate you fucks.
kinda. . . this thread is like a trainwreck . . . or a fat girl dancing in a thong.

U/w heroic or Siege rhino. . . people keep saying this is the best standard ever.
I'd have thought a lightning helix creature would be in mardu.

What about the Brutal hordechief? Is there a deck that wants him?

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:01 pm**

Shit, Midnight is having a full-fledged forum breakdown due to prolonged exposure to the Gutter combined with the raw, undulating realization of a life with Siege Rhino killing his poor ass over and over. These meltdowns don't pass quickly.

Man your Belza stations. We're not going to lose another soldier.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:04 pm**

Tell us how you really feel

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:05 pm**

Thinking about sigging the first part of his post, possibly too lazy.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:09 pm**

Loss of life - black

Trample with fat butt green - green

Hateful permanent that makes people cry - white

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:13 pm**

It perfectly illustrates the ease with which a format defined by rhinos constantly trampling over your tattered body can grind a man to dust.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:14 pm**

Shit, Midnight is having a full-fledged forum breakdown due to prolonged exposure to the Gutter combined with the raw, undulating realization of a life with Siege Rhino killing his poor ass over and over. These meltdowns don't pass quickly.

Man your Belza stations. We're not going to lose another soldier.

Would another "Effect of the Gutter" thread help? 'Cause I can do that.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:15 pm**

If you want a vision of the Future Future League, imagine a rhino stamping on a human face - forever.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:16 pm**

Yes, and another "Are You Being Trolled?" thread like the one in the MTGSalvation mod lounge would be great

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:19 pm**

If you want a vision of the Future Future League, imagine a rhino stamping on a human face - forever.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:25 pm**

Yes, and another "Are You Being Trolled?" thread like the one in the MTGSalvation mod lounge would be great

Don't take the Troll Bait!

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:25 pm**

Yes, and another "Are You Being Trolled?" thread like the one in the MTGSalvation mod lounge would be great

That was a great thread. Nay, a great public service!

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:25 pm**

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