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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:40 pm
by Khaospawn
But he invented mono black infect!

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:51 pm
by Kaitscralt
he gave vatmother flying

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:18 pm
by Self Medicated
But he invented mono black infect!
he gave vatmother flying
I haven't had a banana in a month, but you don't see me bragging about it.

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:19 pm
by Stardust
I had a banana yesterday, so you can all suck my _________.

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:19 pm
by Self Medicated
I had a banana yesterday, so you can all suck my _________.
Banana

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:20 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
What if everything really was better down where it was wetter and he went there?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:21 pm
by hamfactorial
Who would eat 30 banana lunches?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:24 pm
by Self Medicated
Image

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:38 pm
by Kaitscralt
the North American squetti

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:01 pm
by Self Medicated
Let me boil down every episode of Finding Bigfoot.

You thought you saw a shape moving in the forest. You have no physical evidence. We investigated and found nothing. I can say with 100% certainty that you saw a Sasquatch.

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:07 pm
by Kaitscralt
we goin squatchin

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:10 pm
by Jamie
I want to play with my magic cards and win a big event. Can this forum provide some cool strategic reading material to help me improve my game?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:11 pm
by Jamie
nevermind guys i found a cool site that does just that
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:12 pm
by Self Medicated
I do believe there's a Squatch in these woods.

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:19 pm
by Stardust
nevermind guys i found a cool site that does just that
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/
Don't worry, Scumbag. There's still a niche market here for snark.

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:26 pm
by Mcdonalds
But would your site have sex with a buffalo?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:21 pm
by Aodh
No FRF brewing this time?

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:28 pm
by Kaitscralt
I started a thread in general for talkin cards

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:28 pm
by Kaitscralt
we've had it with mtg here

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:28 pm
by Kaitscralt
I'm starting a podcast called talkin cards

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
it's about this game we love called cards the cards

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
please join the thread and only talk cards

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:22 pm
by Jamie
No FRF brewing this time?
Well there have to be constructed-playable cards in the new set in order to brew the new set

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:25 pm
by admin
FRF Killed DTR

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:25 pm
by Kaitscralt
Frf was so bad that Alex went full Alex

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:33 pm
by Jamie
FRF Killed DTR
That's an interesting point but I think it was more KTK killed interest in magic

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:20 am
by Self Medicated
Who's gonna save the world tonight?
Who's gonna bring you back to life?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 1:12 am
by zemanjaski
I'm going to take you out tonight
I'm going to make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money
But we'll be fine
I don't have a lot of money
But I'll show you a real good time

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:34 am
by Jamie
viewtopic.php?p=270796#p270796
I feel like I lost sight of the original goal. Any advice? I got into this game to make some nerds angry and by golly if I can't top 8 a major event I'll make at least one poor sap cry.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:33 pm
by Purp
Kait killed DTR... if I wanted to read mindless content I would go to 4chan.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:37 pm
by Stardust
This Old Boys Club is not for men.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:53 pm
by Kaitscralt
Purp is our next rage quit victim in the making

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
Who shall his Belza be

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:59 pm
by Kaitscralt
kpacas younger MTG loving cousin wants to join DTR, his name is Jimmy Russell

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:32 pm
by GoblinWarchief
Who is going to the prerelease ? I'll do one at midnight. probably choose jeskai because i hope to find monastery mentor or the spell lifelinking dude. Also red and green commons seem garbage so jeskai is fine.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:34 pm
by Kaitscralt
I want to go but I'm going to sit on my couch instead

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:41 pm
by hamfactorial
I want to go but I'm a scrump

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:42 pm
by Kaitscralt
:scrump:

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:52 pm
by nme
viewtopic.php?p=270796#p270796
I feel like I lost sight of the original goal. Any advice? I got into this game to make some nerds angry and by golly if I can't top 8 a major event I'll make at least one poor sap cry.
What the fuck am I looking at?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:34 pm
by Khaospawn
I'm disregarding cards tonight to hang out with my former downstairs neighbor. Apparently she left her guitar in my apartment when she moved out. We're gonna go get drunk tonight and catch up.