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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:40 pm
by Khaospawn
Life will find a way.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:40 pm
by RedNihilist
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I see you Nihilist
life is meaningless
life is meaningless
Actually, it is :sherlock:

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:44 pm
by Kaitscralt
finally, something we can all agree on

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:44 pm
by Khaospawn
hey, that onar apology thread made my week
It gets better every time i reread it.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:53 pm
by Khaospawn
Live to win!

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:53 pm
by Kaitscralt
Spam how many women have you raped now that you're a naval brigandier

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
Live to win!
FNM is life, FNM is love

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:57 pm
by Khaospawn
Live to win!
FNM is life, FNM is love
It's not ogre. It's never ogre.

:scrump:

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:09 pm
by Valdarith
It's the most casual way to X-2.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:13 pm
by Kaitscralt
I x-2'd my first FNM

I was playing BW something with Umezawa's Jitte

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:18 pm
by Kaitscralt
I lost to Heartbeat of Spring combo, which sideboarded Jitte just to kill Jitte with the old legend rule

Such is the power of Jitte

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:19 pm
by Kaitscralt
I lost by naming the wrong card with Cranial Extraction in true noob fashion

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:20 pm
by hamfactorial
Image

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:21 pm
by Kaitscralt
My opponent in my other loss was a cheater

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:21 pm
by Kaitscralt
#cracklife

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:49 pm
by Khaospawn
I x-2'd my first FNM.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:51 pm
by Khaospawn
I was playing White Weenie Landfall when Zen first came out. I lost to Jund in Rounds 2 and 5. Bloodbraid into Blightning was real.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:52 pm
by Khaospawn
My dream of making top eight at my first FNM was shattered in a close game 3.

It was then that I discovered there was a bar next door. My life would never be the same.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:53 pm
by Khaospawn
$3 32 oz Amberbocks soothed the pain.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
I still can't believe they banned BBE in Modern

COWARDS!

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:54 pm
by Khaospawn
This has somehow turned into a G_R tale of sorts.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:55 pm
by hamfactorial
For my first FNM, I built a human reanimator list with Angel of Glory's Rise and Jace, Memory Adept as my discard outlet.

X-2 baby. The worst idea I've ever had.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:55 pm
by Khaospawn
I'd much rather tangle with BBE in Modern than ole Rhino McPherson.

We're under siege!!!

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:57 pm
by hamfactorial
It's like playing Thragtusk Standard all over again :gonk:

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:57 pm
by Valdarith
My fnm promo Bloodbraids are ready. $9 for the set? Yes please.

/humblebrags

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:00 pm
by Khaospawn
Siege Rhino is worse than Thragtusk. The Rhinos travel in stampedes.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:07 pm
by Kaitscralt
Siege Rhino is legitimately a better card than Thragtusk

We were just browbeaten with absurd synergy with the Thragdad to the extent that it broke our spirits

Rhino will get to that point

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:14 pm
by Khaospawn
I meant worse as in I'd rather deal with Tusk over that horned menace. I actually agree with you for once.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:22 pm
by Kaitscralt
I know what you meant, I was just adding to it

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:03 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I was playing White Weenie Landfall when Zen first came out. I lost to Jund in Rounds 2 and 5. Bloodbraid into Blightning was real.
I was playing Dong's Rakdos Deck Wins. First deck I ever top 8'd with.

I make a 13 year old cry in the quarters by blightninging him T3, T4, T5 & T6.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:06 pm
by Khaospawn
Um, Dong?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:06 pm
by Khaospawn
Dong Wang?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:07 pm
by Khaospawn
Long Dong Silver?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:07 pm
by Khaospawn
King Dong?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:13 pm
by Lightning_Dolt

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:14 pm
by Khaospawn
Kim Dong un.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:16 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
It was a hell of a time to be playing standard.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:17 pm
by Khaospawn
Yeah, it was a fun standard. Burn decks were real.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:23 pm
by Kaitscralt
That's when I first got onto MTGO. I made a RUG deck with 8 Spreading Seas and BBE to cascade into them, wih JTMS as a win con. I did this because 90% of your matches would be Jund, and they couldn't beat it. I learned that year how to inspire great rage quits and have kept it up.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:30 pm
by Kaitscralt
Eventually I switched to UB control with Jace when I had had enough fun