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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:14 am
by Khaospawn
Scrumps before humps.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:08 am
by Valdarith
My hump, my hump my hump my hump. My lovely lady scrump.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:29 am
by Khaospawn
My scrumpshake brings all the scrumps to the yard!

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:51 am
by Valdarith
I don't want no scrump; a scrump is a guy that can't get no love from me.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:48 am
by LP, of the Fires
I like big scrumps and I cannot lie.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:53 am
by Khaospawn
You other scrumpers can't deny!

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:53 am
by Khaospawn
When a girl walks in named Bong Wang, I get scrumped!

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:32 pm
by Kaitscralt
he's an asshole

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:51 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Snapcaster Mage = Senior Chang

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:07 pm
by Self Medicated
Snapcaster Mage = Senior Chang
It is known Khaleesi.

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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:33 pm
by Self Medicated

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:05 pm
by Kaitscralt
such a real girl

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:48 pm
by nme
I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:50 pm
by Khaospawn
:rofl:

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:53 pm
by Khaospawn
Dr. Thomas Crumple

Dr. Thomas Crumple

Dr. Thomas Crumple

Dr. Thomas Crumple

Dr. Thoma :scrump: le

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:55 pm
by Stardust
Dear Dr. Scrumple,

What dangers are to be expected resulting from frequent losses at a trading card game? Do you have any recommendations to maintain my mental health while still being defeated at cards on a regular basis?

Thank you,
Stardust

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:55 pm
by Self Medicated
Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Is every account here a gimmick? Is this real life?

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:56 pm
by Stardust
Not every account. Only Spam's.

For some reason he thinks it's funny to get this thread all riled up, while in reality he probably is just causing FoS members to feel alienated by this site's administration. I recommend full scale rebellion.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:56 pm
by Khaospawn
Down here, we're all gimmicks.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:04 pm
by hamfactorial
Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Is every account here a gimmick? Is this real life?
Not me!

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:04 pm
by spamfactorial
Me neither

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:06 pm
by Khaospawn
I can't tell who's real anymore. :gonk:

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:08 pm
by BlakLanner
No one is real. Everyone you ever met is just a figment of your imagination.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:28 pm
by Purp
The quality of this site has declined so much in one week.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:42 pm
by Self Medicated
Agreed. It's kinda sad at this point.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:56 pm
by Self Medicated
I'm assuming you're included in said group of trolls?

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:02 pm
by Self Medicated
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigt.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:06 pm
by Khaospawn
:scrump:

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:21 am
by DroppinSuga
Doctors aren't therapists. They are psychiatrists and they mostly deal with med management issues. A therapist will usually sign with MA after their name.

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:45 am
by Kaitscralt
go back to salvation i will send you 10 tix on mtgo if you do

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:17 am
by DroppinSuga
i dont even play mtgo anymore

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:53 am
by Khaospawn
Quitter

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:53 am
by Khaospawn
DroppinScrumper

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:18 am
by zemanjaski
[deck]Nightmare Control[/deck]
Planeswalkers
4 Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver

Non-creature Spells
3 Bile Blight
2 Despise
3 Dig Through Time
4 Disdainful Stroke
2 Dissolve
4 Divination
4 Hero's Downfall
3 Jace's Ingenuity
3 Murderous Cut
4 Thoughtseize

Lands
1 Bloodatained Mire
4 Dismal Backwater
1 Flooded Strand
3 Island
4 Polluted Delta
4 Temple of Deceit
6 Swamp
1 Urborg, Tomboif Yawgmoth

SB
1 Bile Blight
1 Dead Drop
4 Drown in Sorrow
3 Negate
1 Pearl Lake Ancient
4 Returned Phalanx
1 Silence the Believers
[/deck]

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:22 am
by Purp
That deck seriously looks like a nightmare

Hopping off the tempo train, the deck is just not for me. Gonna wait for Pro Tour to find a deck I enjoy

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:39 am
by magicdownunder
Looking for review here guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPBHlJA5rcE

Concept: Jace, the Mind Sculptor's successor are just getting worst and worst.

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:53 am
by Kaitscralt
i think that one is a little dated? there is a new jace successor, after all

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:39 am
by Dechs Kaison
To keep value on the old one.

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:41 am
by Khaospawn
Serenity Games, one of the stores I play at, is sponsoring me tomorrow for GP Orlando. All I have to do is wear a black polo, which says Serenity Games on the left breast and underneath the logo (which is a silhouette of River holding the swords from the Serenity movie poster) it says "Aiming to misbehave," for the weekend. For that I get my entry paid and all the sleeves and cards I'll need to use for...well, whenever. Also, unlimited free entries into FNMs at the store (which I'll undoubtedly x-2!).

I definitely plan on wearing it to whichever strip club I end up at Saturday night.